Chris
September 6, 2004, 03:04 PM
Entering a barber shop for a shave, a man mentions to the barber that he has had some problems getting a close shave on his cheeks.
"I have just the thing," the barber told him. He fished around in a nearby drawer and handed the man a small wooden ball. "Just place this between your cheek and gum." The man put the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeded to give him the closest shave he had ever received. Halfway
through the experience, the man grunted to the barber, "But what if I swallow the ball?"
"Don't worry about it," the barber replied. "Just bring it back to me tomorrow like everyone else does."
"I have just the thing," the barber told him. He fished around in a nearby drawer and handed the man a small wooden ball. "Just place this between your cheek and gum." The man put the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeded to give him the closest shave he had ever received. Halfway
through the experience, the man grunted to the barber, "But what if I swallow the ball?"
"Don't worry about it," the barber replied. "Just bring it back to me tomorrow like everyone else does."