Where you ever caught doing something bad?

[pogi_2nr]

We all do bad things, even the most innocent of us :o

It could be stealing, peeping in on your neighbour, sleeping on the job, helping yourself... the list goes on.

You might as well share your story with us seeing as how you were caught in the act already.

The more embarrassing the better :D

let me start:
I went to go look for this girl once but she wasnt there and her apartment door
was open. I figured she would be back soon so I went inside and made myself
comfortable.. a few minutes later her boyfriend walks in to see me in my boxers
on her couch watching tv and then he stormed outside to have an argument
with her.. Im not sure how that ended but I just got my stuff, left through the
back door and didnt ask any further questions.

[acidblade]

so the bad thing was, u went in, watched her tv in your boxers without her permission :eusa_thin

[Leina]

Nope i'm a good girl whatever they catch me doing is nothing for anyone to get rattled over.

[pogi_2nr]

so the bad thing was, u went in, watched her tv in your boxers without her permission :eusa_thin
I wasnt there to watch tv.

[Twinkie]

so the bad thing was, u went in, watched her tv in your boxers without her permission :eusa_thin
:dwl: :dwl: :dwl: :dwl: :dwl:

[Virus]

Im was caught drying my "clothes" at the hand dryer. :icon_redf
also been caught dozing off on the job, but thats behind us cuz i still have the work

[Izemi-Clem]

Hail

also been caught dozing off on the job, but thats behind us cuz i still have the work

How is that possible ??????? :icon_eek: :eusa_thin :snoring:
Trust Mi !!!
Dah one deh

Izemi-Clem

[pogi_2nr]

sleep at work is easy :) I do it all the time when things are slow.

1: Eat a big food, crispy fried chicken does the job.
2: go back to your desk and realize you have nothing to do.
3: try to find something to do online and fail.
4: go to lala land.
5: wake up when you here footsteps coming.

luckily for me my door is very noisy so if anybody tries to open it I am up and about heh

[Liquid Bunny]

ive never been caught doing n e thing bad... i'm too slick... but ive had many close calls.

I am an angel n e way.:eusa_ange nothing to see:eusa_whis

[Temptress]

Fool u tek wi fa...... lol 1st u're slick now u're an angel. Make up ur mind man:eusa_wall :eusa_wall

[nuhsenutten]

Fool u tek wi fa...... lol 1st u're slick now u're an angel. Make up ur mind man:eusa_wall :eusa_wall
she a try trick the crowd :eusa_naug

[Twinkie]

Doubt this counts but...

When I was in second form I was jus learning the art of french kissing. My parents used to go to church six nights a week so I had lots practice time.

Used to have to baby sit my younger sister who would have been 7 at the time. So me and him were in the couch "practising" away.

I hear a creek to the top of the stairs, where investigations revealed that my lil sis was there taking notes to rhaatid.

Thank Goodness it was that alone we were doing, or she'd a surely tell pan me!

[Brownsugar]

Hmmm..too much too lil time....lmao!!

[acidblade]

My Turn :hyper: my turn :hyper: one of my ex girlfriend sister saw her giving me head. does that count as getting caught? :eusa_thin oh well

[nuhsenutten]

lol................practising away

[StevenD]

Mine was kinda like Acidblade. At my baby momma place round 2 Am getting ahead in life. 4 year old son should be fast asleep in the next room, walks in rubbing his eyes. Mommy busy. i see. not saying a word because I dont want her to stop. Mommy look round after about 45 seconds, fly off the bed like it a shock, kick off the lamp off the bedside table. Total darkness. Son start one big bawling...... Mommy blushed for weeks.

[pogi_2nr]

lol you are a dirty bastard stevend, unno coulda continue after she put him back to sleep

[Liquid Bunny]

:dwl: :dwl: Eediat ting dat.
@ StevenD

[Manu]

Got caught having sex......by folks....too many times.....back when i was younger ofcourse.....:eusa_sick

[acidblade]

Mine was kinda like Acidblade. At my baby momma place round 2 Am getting ahead in life. 4 year old son should be fast asleep in the next room, walks in rubbing his eyes. Mommy busy. i see. not saying a work because I dont want her to stop. Mommy look round after about 45 seconds, fly off the bed like it a shock, kick off the lamp off the bedside table. Total darkness. Son start one big bawling...... Mommy blushed for weeks.
:rofl: :rotflm: :dwl: mi wouldn't say nutten 2 :icon_mrgr

[Temptress]

Poor kid must be tramatized .....lol

[Virus]

kick off the lamp off the bedside table. Total darkness.lol lol dwl :rotflm:

[nester-san]

Hmm, mom caught me jerking the gerkin.

Cousin and her friend walked in on a horizontal mambo session. Friend stared for a minute, I stared back, cousin pulled her away, cussing her, the refused to let her near me, or talk to me ever since.:-(

Some of you might have heard about this one.....

Was with ex gf at LOJ centre, when hornymones took over, ducked into Ladies bathroom and found an empty stall and procedeed to do the deed.

Nosey woman heard Ex, and told the security, big crowd gathered to look, we were escorted out by security guards, who banged on stall door, and tried to open it, mi nearly haffi kick him down, cause ex was dressing inside, ex was mortified, I was basking...

Ahhh.. memories

[Manu]

Mine was kinda like Acidblade. At my baby momma place round 2 Am getting ahead in life. 4 year old son should be fast asleep in the next room, walks in rubbing his eyes. Mommy busy. i see. not saying a work because I dont want her to stop. Mommy look round after about 45 seconds, fly off the bed like it a shock, kick off the lamp off the bedside table. Total darkness. Son start one big bawling...... Mommy blushed for weeks.


That is why you muss lock the door and get soem walkie talkie fi dem room.

Nester....you too hard. Mom caught me with with one of her church sisters. She was a young girl...but someone who was friends with my mom. She's about 7 years my senior. I was 15 at the time. We just left and went and finished up at her house. Can you imagine the uneasiness at church now? Lol! :icon_mrgr

[acidblade]

That is why you muss lock the door and get soem walkie talkie fi dem room.

Nester....you too hard. Mom caught me with with one of her church sisters. She was a young girl...but someone who was friends with my mom. She's about 7 years my senior. I was 15 at the time :icon_mrgr
:eusa_liar :eusa_liar :eusa_liar

[Manu]

Ok Acid...you caught me......yes a lie mi a tell. I was 17 at the time. Thought 15 woulda mek mi look cooler. LOL...but yes...dem come een a beat off mi room door....one blessed sabbath evening.

[Twinkie]

Was with ex gf at LOJ centre, when hornymones took over, ducked into Ladies bathroom and found an empty stall and procedeed to do the deed.

Nosey woman heard Ex, and told the security, big crowd gathered to look, we were escorted out by security guards, who banged on stall door, and tried to open it, mi nearly haffi kick him down, cause ex was dressing inside, ex was mortified, I was basking...

Ahhh.. memories :eusa_clap :eusa_clap

:dwl: :dwl: :dwl: :dwl:

[Twinkie]

Sounds like a great idea for a VD gift...:hysteria: :hysteria:

[Temptress]

:rotflm: :rotflm: Compared to you guys I'm an angel :eusa_ange :eusa_ange

[Twinkie]

Lie yah tell Jay and Mik did a watch you and the guy from pembrokehall, de one dat used to play for Adonai sound...when unoo did a kiss up kiss up pan de verandah

[Temptress]

Correction it was the roof and he was from Meadowbrooke Estates and that's nuttin compared to uno....lol :p

[Twinkie]

uh huh

so you admit it though...a try mek it look like yuh neva do nuttin yet!!! **kiss teeth**

[Temptress]

Never said that hun, just that compared to the stories posted kissing on the roof at age 14 don't carry much weight :P

[StevenD]

And this other time..... I could write a book....used to have this girl out by Flanker. You know how Flanker people dark always a block the airport road an thing and murder people out there....well after a few visits I was legal, yeah I could chill out in the settee and watch TV, get water out a the fridge and so on, yeah I was legit. So late one night when everyone was fast asleep and me and young girl was watching TV I convinced her to let me slip it in, right there on the setee, nightie hike up and thing deh pulled to the side to allow access, she set back the nightie and nothing no looked strange. It was the long setee and I was lying there and she lying in front, back to me. After about one minute....no, I wasnt done....after bout one minute in walks her older brother, the same one who shot a yute with the fish gun a few months back. So basically I freeze up like a kisko pop, not even a blink. Young girl though it was funny and start to keegle....yeah, go google it.....me pop off and remember.... me cant show no expression. Anyways, young boy watched tv till bout 3 am and of course that meant I had to watch TV too until he went to his bed. Got caught, went home happy and alive.

[acidblade]

And this other time..... I could write a book....used to have this girl out by Flanker. You know how Flanker people dark always a block the airport road an thing and murder people out there....well after a few visits I was legal, yeah I could chill out in the settee and watch TV, get water out a the fridge and so on, yeah I was legit. So late one night when everyone was fast asleep and me and young girl was watching TV I convinced her to let me slip it in, right there on the setee, nightie hike up and thing deh pulled to the side to allow access, she set back the nightie and nothing no looked strange. It was the long setee and I was lying there and she lying in front, back to me. After about one minute....no, I wasnt done....after bout one minute in walks her older brother, the same one who shot a yute with the fish gun a few months back. So basically I freeze up like a kisko pop, not even a blink. Young girl though it was funny and start to keegle....yeah, go google it.....me pop off and remember.... me cant show no expression. Anyways, young boy watched tv till bout 3 am and of course that meant I had to watch TV too until he went to his bed. Got caught, went home happy and alive.

:rofl: :rotflm: :dwl:

[nuhsenutten]

me pop off and remember..... ERROR

me cant show no expression. Anyways, young boy watched tv till bout 3 am and of course that meant I had to watch TV too until he went to his bed. Got caught, went home happy and alive.

IN FLANKERS 3AM................ERROR AGAIN


dis yute dont love him life .....not fe love nor money u find me a dem place de when night come

[acidblade]

dis yute dont love him life .....not fe love nor money u find me a dem place de when night come
thats called " The Power Of The P** P** "

[Madhacker]

Year 2001 crime scene my house:
My girl friend at the time was a nursing student at NCU (Northern Caribbean University) come down every month because she bording at the college came over my house I played around till she get in the mood look in my draw realize my private stash was done so I told her to hold that thought went to my computer and put on some drop drazz tune search high and low trying to get condoms (no bear back ting round here) I walked for more than 1/2

I return to the house with my packet of Ruff rider pull the pack with one in my mouth ripping off the tip of the condom wrapper only to see my girl friend Smiling and say Jermaine what is this while she turns the monitor towards me I saw a letter I wrote another girl for valentines (full a rhyme) me look like a idiot with condom wrapper in a mi mouth a stutter ah it was a letter to a friend. :eusa_whis pack up and left so I hunt for condoms on that day only to get Blue Ballz but strange enough I got a call that night saying that its over but she still want that :rolleyes: we still friends up to this day

[acidblade]

Year 2001 crime scene my house:
My girl friend at the time was a nursing student at NCU (Northern Caribbean University) come down every month because she bording at the college came over my house I played around till she get in the mood look in my draw realize my private stash was done so I told her to hold that thought went to my computer and put on some drop drazz tune search high and low trying to get condoms (no bear back ting round here) I walked for more than 1/2

I return to the house with my packet of Ruff rider pull the pack with one in my mouth ripping off the tip of the condom wrapper only to see my girl friend Smiling and say Jermaine what is this while she turns the monitor towards me I saw a letter I wrote another girl for valentines (full a rhyme) me look like a idiot with condom wrapper in a mi mouth a stutter ah it was a letter to a friend. :eusa_whis pack up and left so I hunt for condoms on that day only to get Blue Ballz but strange enough I got a call that night saying that its over but she still want that :rolleyes: we still friends up to this day
:rofl: :rotflm: :dwl: :eusa_clap Windows Key + L (Ramesh i don't use linux or MAC)

[Twinkie]

Office fling to rhaatid

One morning got to work pretty early, looking smashing, totaly irresistable in my full, black, office attire. Young man seem to be appreciative of the ensemble as well. In the hallway leading to the bathroom, I was accosted, seduced and proceeded to have a deep intimate kiss.

Him thinking that he would be strong enough to kiss me and hold the door, didn't realise my kiss has this weakening effect, so when the Delinquency manager pushed the door he couldn't hold it.

All she heard was the MUAH of separating lips and saw the unmelting of entwined bodies. I should mention that inter-office relationships are frowned on here... :eusa_snoo

[StevenD]

Ahhh yes the office thing! I used to kill this little kitty who work in the office. One day I was there trying to get my hand up her skirt. The boss walks in through the door. She trying not to make any sudden movements and at time same time closing her legs tight so my hand cant get up there. Now, my back was turned to the door, she was facing the door, so she looking straight in the manager's face and trying still not to give anything away. I still dont know what happening behind me so I working like hell to get my hand up there. This guy standing right over me looking down on me and see exactly what I doing. He calls me into his office and tells me to leave those things until I get on the streets. Ranks right up there with my most embarassing moments, I couldnt even make up no excuses like "boss, its not what you think! I was only looking for my pen!''

[Liquid Bunny]

DWL...yo Steven ... lol dwl where da hell dem find u from ... DWL:dwl: :dwl:

[flirt]

:dwl: :dwl: :dwl: :dwl:



Ahhh yes the office thing! I used to kill this little kitty who work in the office. One day I was there trying to get my hand up her skirt. The boss walks in through the door. She trying not to make any sudden movements and at time same time closing her legs tight so my hand cant get up there. Now, my back was turned to the door, she was facing the door, so she looking straight in the manager's face and trying still not to give anything away. I still dont know what happening behind me so I working like hell to get my hand up there. This guy standing right over me looking down on me and see exactly what I doing. He calls me into his office and tells me to leave those things until I get on the streets. Ranks right up there with my most embarassing moments, I couldnt even make up no excuses like "boss, its not what you think! I was only looking for my pen!''

[Foxy Kay]

That is sooo funny...oh my gosh... that is all the boss said... damn u lucky :)

[milf]

oh my lord, i'm happy that i join this forum. You guys got jokes!! ;)

[Malloc-X]

i have never done anythin worth mentionin, i am a saint

[KriTikaL]

Ahhh yes the office thing! I used to kill this little kitty who work in the office. One day I was there trying to get my hand up her skirt. The boss walks in through the door. She trying not to make any sudden movements and at time same time closing her legs tight so my hand cant get up there. Now, my back was turned to the door, she was facing the door, so she looking straight in the manager's face and trying still not to give anything away. I still dont know what happening behind me so I working like hell to get my hand up there. This guy standing right over me looking down on me and see exactly what I doing. He calls me into his office and tells me to leave those things until I get on the streets. Ranks right up there with my most embarassing moments, I couldnt even make up no excuses like "boss, its not what you think! I was only looking for my pen!''
:dwl: :dwl: :dwl: :dwl: :dwl: :dwl: blouse and skirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Twinkie]

Does milf know what his name stand for?

I was in this store in New York, it was like a party store so I saw this big carton with balloons, is like you jus dip your hands in there, put in a bag and go cash. So I was looking around to see if any one was watching, never see anyone so I put a handfull in my panty. On my way thru the door, this guy approaches me, my sister and my cousin from out of nowhere.

He says, "give me what you got,"

So I'm like, "what you talking about?"

He's like, "I know you have some balloons, give them to me."

I was like, "no I don't."

To rhaatid the man seh, "they're in your shorts let me have them or i'll call the cops." I'm about nine now, so babylon start mek me sweat.

Me jus dip in deh a gi him and run go home.

[WasteLandSoldier4Lyfe]

Does milf know what his name stand for?

Isnt it Mothers I Love To :eusa_danc ha ha ha

[pogi_2nr]

Does milf know what his name stand for?

I was in this store in New York, it was like a party store so I saw this big carton with balloons, is like you jus dip your hands in there, put in a bag and go cash. So I was looking around to see if any one was watching, never see anyone so I put a handfull in my panty. On my way thru the door, this guy approaches me, my sister and my cousin from out of nowhere.

He says, "give me what you got,"

So I'm like, "what you talking about?"

He's like, "I know you have some balloons, give them to me."

I was like, "no I don't."

To rhaatid the man seh, "they're in your shorts let me have them or i'll call the cops." I'm about nine now, so babylon start mek me sweat.

Me jus dip in deh a gi him and run go home.
shame on you twinks.. I expected so much more from you. :eusa_snoo

[Twinkie]

My yute nuh call me nuh twinks me ano nuh chi chi and oh well! This the only time, I'll be disappointing to you Pogi....I promise!!

[RachieBabie]

i got caught playin doctor/patient.........:icon_redf :eusa_shif :icon_redf


come to think of it.... still got a bill to pay for that examination i got

[root_gal]

I got caught kissing the TV when Supercat was on. I guess that's about the worse thing I have ever been caught doing.

[Chicokid]

I got caught eating in the Lab :eusa_wall :eusa_wall

[gucci man]

Milf? lol. My yute, i would advise you to sign up using a different username. You are not a milf, i'm sure of that. Try "Gimme a Milf" or something like that, welcome anyways.


now, for me. now the worst thing i ever got caught doing....I was in class in third form zeen, and the lighter under chair thing was getting popular. Me grab the lighter and run go heat a man chair. I was there for a while saying to my self "what is taking this so long? a wonder if the lighter a work"..so i hold it under there longer..bout 30 seconds....YOW, mi seh the yute suddenly flew up like a hawk and grab me by do collar and hold mi up on the wall...Now me like ediot a seh "anuh me, anuh me" waving the lighter in my hand. The class mashup! the guy found it so funny him just let me go.

[gucci man]

I got caught eating in the Lab :eusa_wall :eusa_wall

I dont get it. did u mean caught eating in the lap?

[Twinkie]

I dont get it. did u mean caught eating in the lap?:sold: :dwl:

[RachieBabie]

i was also once ...or was it twice.... caught ********ting.... but then tht wasnt too too bad still... ended up taking sum fotos

[Virus]

Hm :icon_neut :) :D ;) Who ended up taking photos... ?

[RachieBabie]

the person tht caught me.... duh

[acidblade]

i was also once ...or was it twice.... caught ********ting.... but then tht wasnt too too bad still... ended up taking sum fotos

caught doing what???? :eusa_wall

[Manu]

Lol.... I wonder if the IMMAC be that? Ms Jodi..... bluetooth express..... :dwl:

[RachieBabie]

caught doing what???? :eusa_wall
i sed it before... i was caught ********ting... gudniss man

[Manu]

And what is the asterisks hiding?

[RachieBabie]

letters.......... lol

[silentburn]

i was also once ...or was it twice.... caught ********ting.... but then tht wasnt too too bad still... ended up taking sum fotos

So you allowed the person to take pics of you ********ting? :icon_eek:
Who was the person?

[RachieBabie]

wats wrong with taking pictures>

dont u take pictures?

[silentburn]

Yea, but were the pics taken while you were ********ting? Whatever that is. :D :eusa_shif

[Jae]

Even I know what the asteriks hiding, unnuh just want the girl fi put harself pon blast!!! lol.

[BlackCryptoKnight]

Even I know what the asteriks hiding, unnuh just want the girl fi put harself pon blast!!! lol.

She already put herself on blast.

I don't know why someone would want to divulge information like that on a public forum. :eusa_snoo

[*_JIGGA_*]

i sed it before... i was caught ********ting... gudniss man

Did u finish...:eusa_shif ;) :sold:

[RachieBabie]

not quite.... but i did get some help

[duster]

well my story is i went to the movies with my ex one time...all the movies that were out that we liked wasn't showing until about an hour time. so we decided to see a cartoon instead. Stewart Little. This cartoon was out for months already so the theather was totally empty plus it was like mid-day. So then we went in.. started the 4play, etc. so then we went down to business and i was there mashing the work for about 10 minutes when out of no-where a mother and her daughter came in ..... the movie was kinda loud so i didn't see or hear them initially until i looked up and see the mother in shock. I was so embarrassed i told my ex to pull back up her clothes we hurried out the place. It was kinda funny at the same time but crazy... I guess the little girl saw STEWART BIG instead!:icon_mrgr

[Manu]

U mean Stewart little looked big on the screen? Silly duster.... that's a camera trick :p

[jamerican]

lol........................

[logitech]

U mean Stewart little looked big on the screen? Silly duster.... that's a camera trick :p
:icon_mrgr :dwl:.. good one yow

[duster]

U mean Stewart little looked big on the screen? Silly duster.... that's a camera trick :p

you a idot!:icon_lol:

[Nika_869]

Angel....**puts on halo** Always been on my best behaviour. Your stories are hillarious though.



Except for the time my friends caught me frolicking in the middle of the road one late night. deserted street, well sah.

[nuhsenutten]

you trying to trick the yard?

(*twins voice*)we'll not have it!

[Nika_869]

u will be fine.....****eeeee ah lie***