Memba When: THE GOOD OLD JAMAICAN DAYS ...

[mead]

I'm sure that this will bring back some memory:

Memba when, the good old jamaican days ...

Memba when dem use fi gi weh free milk powder and bulga rice a school, an' yu play milk powder war all the way home

Memba when you turn on the tv at 4pm and wait till JBC sign on at 5pm, stand at attention sing the national anthem, and den sit back and watch some cartoon. And dont figet di Big Bwoy story whey you did haffi hide and tell

Memba marning time when yu reach a school jus in time fi devotion and yu betta mek sure yu ave yu hym book and yu bible, yu pleat dem betta in order and yu khaki well starch

Memba when yu madda use fi seh "Go pick a switch mek a beat yu"

Memba when yu swallow chewing gum & dem seh yu ago ded cause it ago tie up yu tripe Memba a come fram school and stap fi get the last piece a Miss Brown toeto and a sky juice

Memba saving part a lunch money fi buy ice cream fram creamy weh come pan Sunday

Memba a fling stone fi lick dung ginnep and the stone bus yu bredda head

Memba how yu use to fraid fi walk a night cause yu tink sey black-heart-man woulda tek yu weh

Memba when yuh go school 7 days a week fi keep yuh outa trouble. Mon - Friday regular school and private lesson, saturday class, and sunday school at church which is a half day affair

Memba when yu a come fram school and stop fi pick cherry off Mass John cherry tree and dawg run yu dung

Memba when coming fram school ina di rain and yu tek off yu shoes and walk barefoot all the way home a race board horse inna di gutter water

Memba when teacha beat yu because yu neva do yu homework

Memba marning time when yu reach a school jus in time fi devotion and yu betta mek sure yu ave yu hym book and yu bible, yu pleat dem betta in order and yu khaki well starch

Memba dem good ole starch uniform ( coudda stan up by demself ) and yu nice shine brown or black shoes

Memba when bokkle cut yu foot bottam dung a gully

Memba when yu use to stone Missa Smith mango tree dem, and we use to tink seh him have gun

Memba when yu left all day and go a rivva an go cook and when yu come come yu get a beaten

If you memba all the above THEN YOU OLD NO RATHID! :)

[acidblade]

I'm sure that this will bring back some memory:

Memba when, the good old jamaican days ...

Memba when dem use fi gi weh free milk powder and bulga rice a school, an' yu play milk powder war all the way home

Memba when you turn on the tv at 4pm and wait till JBC sign on at 5pm, stand at attention sing the national anthem, and den sit back and watch some cartoon. And dont figet di Big Bwoy story whey you did haffi hide and tell

Memba marning time when yu reach a school jus in time fi devotion and yu betta mek sure yu ave yu hym book and yu bible, yu pleat dem betta in order and yu khaki well starch

Memba when yu madda use fi seh "Go pick a switch mek a beat yu"

Memba when yu swallow chewing gum & dem seh yu ago ded cause it ago tie up yu tripe Memba a come fram school and stap fi get the last piece a Miss Brown toeto and a sky juice

Memba saving part a lunch money fi buy ice cream fram creamy weh come pan Sunday

Memba a fling stone fi lick dung ginnep and the stone bus yu bredda head

Memba how yu use to fraid fi walk a night cause yu tink sey black-heart-man woulda tek yu weh

Memba when yuh go school 7 days a week fi keep yuh outa trouble. Mon - Friday regular school and private lesson, saturday class, and sunday school at church which is a half day affair

Memba when yu a come fram school and stop fi pick cherry off Mass John cherry tree and dawg run yu dung

Memba when coming fram school ina di rain and yu tek off yu shoes and walk barefoot all the way home a race board horse inna di gutter water

Memba when teacha beat yu because yu neva do yu homework

Memba marning time when yu reach a school jus in time fi devotion and yu betta mek sure yu ave yu hym book and yu bible, yu pleat dem betta in order and yu khaki well starch

Memba dem good ole starch uniform ( coudda stan up by demself ) and yu nice shine brown or black shoes

Memba when bokkle cut yu foot bottam dung a gully

Memba when yu use to stone Missa Smith mango tree dem, and we use to tink seh him have gun

Memba when yu left all day and go a rivva an go cook and when yu come come yu get a beaten

If you memba all the above THEN YOU OLD NO RATHID! :)
:eusa_clap :eusa_clap :dwl:

[Leina]

i remember some of it but not all, so do i qualify as old?

[Drew]

don't remember none of those.

[Virus]

Could mek a song outta that... :eusa_shif

Memba when you use to mix strawberry syrup and milk

Memba when you Grandma use to gi the garbage man dem a mango or a guiness

memba when you use to rub poison ivy on ur skin then taste it

Memba Lime Tree Lane

Memba when Hurricane Gilbert tear off ur roof and you haffi dash cross the neighbour dem house :D

All who memba when the cow kick evrol cross the field, hands up... :eusa_hand

memba when Cherry & Guava use to full a worm

Memba when you use to play marble.. Shot!!!

Memba when Nas never come jamaica

Memba when you use to watch popeye and think spinach made you strong.. LIES!!!

Memba trying to make counterfeit cash with MsPaint.. lol str8 prison

Memba the Streetsweeper... Cbar, Andrews, Queens, Merl grove... well not really

Thats all i got

[Twinkie]

Could mek a song outta that... :eusa_shif

Memba Lime Tree Lane

All who memba when the cow kick evrol cross the field, hands up... :eusa_hand

Memba when you use to watch popeye and think spinach made you strong.. LIES!!!

Memba the Streetsweeper... Cbar, Andrews, Queens, Merl grove... well not really

Thats all i got

:dwl: :dwl: :dwl: Yes my yute memories

Memba:

Punchinello on JBC [i was on that in grade four]?

Memba yuh get beating cause yah ramp inna de rain and wet up all a yuh book dem fe school next day?

Memba class trip when you couldn't sleep the night before because yah go coconut park the next day, go zoo go see the snake dem?

Memba class party when yuh dun eat yuh gone run up anddown and get stitches, even though teacha seh siddung and digest the food?? :dwl:

[Madhacker]

memba coney park you go pon the roller coaster and the girl beside u so scared she squeeze u :eusa_sile
memba you use wait fi tightose fi come pon tv
memba di slide dem a coney park
memba when hope garden was the ting (hype place)
memba when u use to seh do goo do goo
memba u use to play stuckie :eusa_sile
memba dandi shandy
memba all in a ring
memba stone war
memba u wail up u bredrin skin when u a play ackee war
memba duppy story a country when dem chat bout rolling calk
memba when u go river and see the woman dem a bathe naked :eusa_shif
memba di girl seh mek mi si u teeli
memba you use to make box juice truck
memba you use to play gig (top) war
memba you use to bad like yaws wid you yo yo (walk the dog)
memba you use to wake up saturday morning fi watch ninja turtle, power ranger, transformer, alvin and the chipmunks, Jase and the wheel warriors, thunder cats, VR Troopers and G FORCE
memba when u watch willi wonka (oompa loompa )
memba when u use to mek cart and u bredrin a push u and u tear off u finger when u a turn and foot bottom rubb off because it a u brake
memba when u use to walk bare foot
memba when u use to hop van
memba when u think foriegn was in the sky
memba u use to watch punky bruster
memba when u neighbor coulda buss u baxcide if dem see u pon the road a gi trouble and dem make sure u mother hear what u did so u get more whooping

to be continued.........