nester-san
February 11, 2006, 10:12 PM
A man walks into a drug store with his son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies,"Those are for high school boys: ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."
"Cool,"says the boy.
He notices a 6-pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers: TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men: ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March..."
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies,"Those are for high school boys: ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."
"Cool,"says the boy.
He notices a 6-pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers: TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men: ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March..."