nuhsenutten
February 14, 2006, 11:42 AM
Tony Blair, Robert Mugabe & PJ Patterson all died & went straight to
hell.
Tony Blair said "I miss England, I want to call England and see how
everybody
is doing there. He called and talked for about 5 minutes, then he
asked
"Well ,devil how much do I owe you????
The devil says "Five million dollars."
He wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.
Robert Mugabe was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I
wanna
call the Zimbabwe, I want to see how everybody is doing there too!"
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well,
devil how
much do I owe you???? The devil says "Ten million dollars."
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back
on
his chair.
PJ Patterson was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to
call
The Jamaica too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too. I
wanna
talk to Omar, to Portia, I wanna talk to everybody".....
He called Jamaica and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked &
talked & talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you????
The devil says "One dollar". PJ Patterson is stunned & says "One
dollar??? Only one dollar??" The devil says "Well if you make a call
from
one hell to another, you only pay local charges
:dwl: :rofl:
hell.
Tony Blair said "I miss England, I want to call England and see how
everybody
is doing there. He called and talked for about 5 minutes, then he
asked
"Well ,devil how much do I owe you????
The devil says "Five million dollars."
He wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.
Robert Mugabe was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I
wanna
call the Zimbabwe, I want to see how everybody is doing there too!"
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well,
devil how
much do I owe you???? The devil says "Ten million dollars."
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back
on
his chair.
PJ Patterson was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to
call
The Jamaica too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too. I
wanna
talk to Omar, to Portia, I wanna talk to everybody".....
He called Jamaica and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked &
talked & talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you????
The devil says "One dollar". PJ Patterson is stunned & says "One
dollar??? Only one dollar??" The devil says "Well if you make a call
from
one hell to another, you only pay local charges
:dwl: :rofl: