View Full Version : Sixty what, what the hell is that?
mead
February 15, 2006, 04:20 PM
A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do "69". "What the hell is that?" asks the guy. Realizing he's inexperienced, she tries to explain,"I put my head here and you put your head here." Still not knowing what she's talking about, but not wanting to ruin the moment he agrees to try it. The second they get in to the position, she lets go a RIP-ROARING fart. "What was that for?" he asks. "Oooopppps! Sorry, lets try it again" she says. So, they get into position again, and once more she lets one loose. The guy gets up and starts to put his coat on. "Wait, where are you going?" she asks. The guy says, "If you think I'm sticking around for 67 more of those, you're crazy !!!"
Liquid Bunny
February 15, 2006, 04:38 PM
DWL
:dwl: :rotflm: :rotflm: :dwl:
:eusa_clap
distin
May 10, 2007, 07:26 PM
:haha:...:haha:..:haha:...:haha:
mead
May 19, 2008, 10:44 PM
:haha: :haha: :hysteria:
Manu
May 19, 2008, 10:50 PM
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
Brownsugar
May 19, 2008, 11:17 PM
:dwl::dwl::dwl::dwl::dwl:
:rotflm:
Twinkie
May 20, 2008, 03:08 PM
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
ditto wat he sed
duster
May 22, 2008, 12:03 PM
This is not funny.:thumbsdown:
Arch_Angel
May 22, 2008, 12:35 PM
LOL!!!! Ahh bwoy. Why she asking him where him going? Like she would have stayed around if he let go 1 a those much less 2. lol
Not bad mead. Although it is 2 years old. :D
WasteLandSoldier4Lyfe
May 22, 2008, 03:20 PM
:rolleyes:LAME:thumbsdown:
mead
May 26, 2008, 03:52 PM
This is not funny.:thumbsdown:
Mr. Duster :hungry::hungry:this joke brings back bad memories fi yuh don't it?
lol
duster
May 27, 2008, 09:28 AM
Mr. Duster :hungry::hungry:this joke brings back bad memories fi yuh don't it?
lol
All my memories are good big man! So if you have something on your conscience that you want caribyard users to know about, please vent Otherwise be quiet.
duster
May 27, 2008, 09:32 AM
LOL!!!! Ahh bwoy. Why she asking him where him going? Like she would have stayed around if he let go 1 a those much less 2. lol
Not bad mead. Although it is 2 years old. :D
AA i wonder why you are the only male that find this 'joke' funny:eusa_thin i guess you are just "moderating"
Twinkie
May 27, 2008, 12:29 PM
Duster I want you come offa me man name eenuh mek it taste like fart inna yuh mouth, don't mek a see you mention nothing bout A_A again you hear...
no bodda look nuh company inna yuh nastininess mr. 69...oh and if yuh test me me will
TALK DI TINGS DEM!!!!!!
A_A u like dat...PM me later ;)
Arch_Angel
May 27, 2008, 12:54 PM
AA i wonder why you are the only male that find this 'joke' funny:eusa_thin i guess you are just "moderating"So you don't consider Manu to be male? We sometimes dis up manu but yuh a tek it too far star. :eusa_hand
Duster I want you come offa me man name eenuh mek it taste like fart inna yuh mouth, don't mek a see you mention nothing bout A_A again you hear...
no bodda look nuh company inna yuh nastininess mr. 69...oh and if yuh test me me will
TALK DI TINGS DEM!!!!!!Awww tanks twinkie. Mi always know yuh have mi back yuh nuh. http://smily.hit.bg/hug.gif
Brownsugar
May 27, 2008, 01:04 PM
A-A how Manu name callin up in here suh?
Arch_Angel
May 27, 2008, 01:34 PM
A-A how Manu name callin up in here suh?Read the thread nuh dear. Duster saying I am the only male that found it funny. If you scroll up, you can see Manu also found the post funny, hence, I can only conclude duster referring to manu as being female.
*takes a breath*
Manu
May 27, 2008, 02:44 PM
Now why your mind have to stray so far A_A as to think the dude is considering me a female? Not everybody went to FAGABAR so we can distinguish the sexes quite well... and I believe duster can read to see the big M-A-L-E under my screen name.
Why you couldn't chalk it up to him making a mistake or just picking on you? Bwoy... you and your tunnel vision.... :rolleyes:
Arch_Angel
May 27, 2008, 05:28 PM
Why you couldn't chalk it up to him making a mistake or just picking on you? Bwoy... you and your tunnel vision.... :rolleyes:
Bwaaaay mi a defend yuh from di yute a call yuh female and look wha mi get.
Is aiight boss. Mi know wha fi do next time. http://webpages.charter.net/kylegdb/smilies/32.gif
Brownsugar
May 27, 2008, 08:57 PM
AA i wonder why you are the only male that find this 'joke' funny:eusa_thin i guess you are just "moderating"
:eusa_thin:eusa_thin:eusa_thin
Brownsugar
May 27, 2008, 08:59 PM
Mih still nuh seet babes(A_A)! For you error mek mih mod and we call it even!
recursion
May 27, 2008, 09:22 PM
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
see it here.... .
Brownsugar
May 27, 2008, 11:26 PM
But it wasnt referrin to him still! So how him tun female in all this!
recursion
May 27, 2008, 11:45 PM
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
LOL!!!! Ahh bwoy. Why she asking him where him going? Like she would have stayed around if he let go 1 a those much less 2. lol
Not bad mead. Although it is 2 years old.
AA i wonder why you are the:icon_arro only male that find this 'joke' funny i guess you are just "moderating"
. .
Twinkie
May 28, 2008, 10:14 AM
Bwaaaay mi a defend yuh from di yute a call yuh female and look wha mi get.
Is aiight boss. Mi know wha fi do next time. http://webpages.charter.net/kylegdb/smilies/32.gif
Dem nuh used to man a defend dem yuh hear A_A. Lowe dem next time mek odda man class dem as girls
BrownSugar dear are you having an off day??
duster
May 28, 2008, 10:31 AM
Duster I want you come offa me man name eenuh mek it taste like fart inna yuh mouth, don't mek a see you mention nothing bout A_A again you hear...
Twinkie calm yourself young lady cause you no badda dan nobody you too pretty fi a gwaan so;). women were made to love and be compassionate not aggressive. So right now you acting out of character. Let AA defend himself like a man.
Manu
May 28, 2008, 12:54 PM
You're right Twinks... not used to it at all... and its one of those things that I DON'T need getting used to ;)
Maybe A_A used to men having his back :eusa_whis
Arch_Angel
May 28, 2008, 02:31 PM
LOL Hardy har har!!! Whoooieeeee. This thread is more amusing than the joke. lol
Oiee dusta, mi whaa yuh low twinkie and mek har do har ting still. Yuh see mi. http://www.stack.myby.co.uk/smile_files/pirate.gif
Twinks, mi will memba dat next time.
*takes note, do not defend manu when he being referred to as a female*
duster
May 28, 2008, 02:51 PM
Oiee dusta, mi whaa yuh low twinkie and mek har do har ting still. Yuh see mi.
yow fallen angel mi a bad mon. mi do what pleases me on carribyard.;)
Manu
May 28, 2008, 05:52 PM
So why you never "defend" Mead too?????
Arch_Angel
May 28, 2008, 06:39 PM
So why you never "defend" Mead too?????Cause it's his joke. So I excluded him.
Don't worry manu, I learned my lesson.
Manu
May 28, 2008, 11:59 PM
And the position was 69... hence both fellatio and cunnilingus.... so how nuh baddy nah seh nutten bout di ladies who laff??? Unu baxide yah man!
Brownsugar
May 29, 2008, 01:19 AM
So why you never "defend" Mead too?????
Cus yuh far more prettier hun!
Fuhget off day! I still cyah seet, buh is cool nuh stress over it still!
:eusa_shifSomeone pm with di details!
Brownsugar
May 29, 2008, 01:22 AM
And the position was 69... hence both fellatio and cunnilingus.... so how nuh baddy nah seh nutten bout di ladies who laff??? Unu baxide yah man!
:icon_mrgrwah dem go seh?:eusa_thin
jamerican
May 29, 2008, 11:33 AM
im in the airport, cant stop laughing this thread made my day lmao
Twinkie
May 29, 2008, 11:40 AM
This thread is pretty hilarious...telling unoo man/ooman! I laughed cause him set up himself and women have been going down for years....men have been coming out more now. Or w/e who the heck cares??
jamerican
May 29, 2008, 11:43 AM
This thread is pretty hilarious...telling unoo man/ooman! I laughed cause him set up himself and women have been going down for years....men have been coming out more now. Or w/e who the heck cares??
Fire pon the come out part.
Manu
May 29, 2008, 12:20 PM
What is wrong with unu men still? Unu gwaan like unu a kiss man. If a man wah do that, nuh fi him business? Same suh wid a ooman. And yes... come with all unu smart remarks now bout me doing it and what not.... :rolleyes:
Twinkie
May 29, 2008, 03:03 PM
Fire pon the come out part.
Jus cause you still in the dark about what's going on Jamerican, don't get on my case, jus be open about your 69's and we'll be cool! :sold:
root_gal
May 29, 2008, 03:26 PM
Duster I want you come offa me man name eenuh mek it taste like fart inna yuh mouth, don't mek a see you mention nothing bout A_A again you hear...
no bodda look nuh company inna yuh nastininess mr. 69...oh and if yuh test me me will
TALK DI TINGS DEM!!!!!!
A_A u like dat...PM me later ;)
LMAO :rotflm::jestera::dwl: Aww, Twinkie. . .you nuh easy at all.
ROFLMAO @ this thread. Proceed. . .:jestera:
Brownsugar
May 29, 2008, 10:41 PM
You well late @ RG
This thread is thru with!
jamerican
May 29, 2008, 11:03 PM
Jus cause you still in the dark about what's going on Jamerican, don't get on my case, jus be open about your 69's and we'll be cool! :sold:
remind me to pinch u when i see u.:icon_mrgr
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