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Twinkie
February 15, 2006, 08:45 PM
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says "Where in the hell have you been?"

He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain;"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, for one; I like to watch my money grow,

and two; once in a while I like to play with my money,

three; I like how money feels in my hand and lastly; instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

Brownsugar
February 16, 2006, 04:02 AM
:rotflm: :rotflm: :rotflm: :rotflm: :rotflm: :rotflm:

Liquid Bunny
February 16, 2006, 08:23 AM
But him bright ....lol

:dwl::rotflm: :rotflm: :dwl:

hotangel
February 16, 2006, 10:32 AM
Him really bright, but funny still.:rotflm: :rotflm: :rotflm: :dwl: :rofl:

tiffany
February 16, 2006, 10:38 AM
Whooooooooyyy that was funeee

nuhsenutten
February 16, 2006, 10:52 AM
lol..............:dwl:..........:D .......damn :dwl:

Яedz
February 16, 2006, 11:21 AM
:dwl: :dwl: :dwl: :dwl: :dwl:

Twinkie
February 16, 2006, 01:14 PM
Please don't be getting any ideas men!!

flirt
February 16, 2006, 02:45 PM
:eusa_hand

:eusa_snoo

:eusa_naug

Temptress
February 16, 2006, 02:48 PM
Please don't be getting any ideas men!!

Too late....... AB just left to get the copy of a Manley tottooed

:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

:icon_mrgr

distin
May 10, 2007, 08:06 PM
oh no he didnt....:o..:eusa_naug

jamerican
May 10, 2007, 08:41 PM
hahahaha........................