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ramesh
February 17, 2006, 04:41 PM
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... They will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word.

So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!"

It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock , when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"

We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead at a quite bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day...We don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?"

I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"

She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner." After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back." "Ok." I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ... Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".

And I just sat there. On the couch.
Naked.

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Arch_Angel
February 17, 2006, 04:46 PM
ROFL!!!! Ohhh man. Maybe the title of the thread should be "Why I divorced my husband". lol Cause I am sure that's what would have happened. :dwl:

Jae
February 17, 2006, 04:49 PM
:dwl: :dwl: :dwl: :dwl:

Bahama Mama
February 17, 2006, 11:22 PM
:rotflm: :rofl: :dwl:

Brownsugar
February 18, 2006, 08:44 AM
:rotflm: :rotflm: :rotflm:

thea
February 18, 2006, 03:49 PM
ROFL!!!! Ohhh man. Maybe the title of the thread should be "Why I divorced my husband". lol Cause I am sure that's what would have happened. :dwl:


I am not a joke fan buit this one really got me. I like it.:ic:dwl: :dwl: :dwl: on_lol:

Яedz
February 18, 2006, 06:40 PM
:o



:dwl: :dwl: :dwl: :dwl: :dwl:

Chicokid
February 18, 2006, 06:56 PM
Belly Again....:dwl: :dwl: :dwl:

nuhsenutten
February 20, 2006, 11:53 AM
woyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy......my side ....mad :D :dwl:

acidblade
February 20, 2006, 12:01 PM
. :) Tltr

Twinkie
February 20, 2006, 12:41 PM
yes yes yes
:hysteria:

:hysteria::hysteria: .:hysteria:

Excellent one!

hotangel
June 4, 2007, 04:34 PM
:););) This was definately funny.

root_gal
June 4, 2007, 05:57 PM
:rotflm::jestera::dwl: Good one smiles ramesh. . .lol.

Eh. . .y u do that? I never read it from ramesh, I read it from smiles.. . .I feel like you are making me lie. Now that I read it again in ramesh's post. . .it can stay. . .I feel better now.

kid fuzz
June 4, 2007, 09:19 PM
:rotflm::rotflm::rotflm:good one

logitech
June 6, 2007, 05:35 PM
Man decided to wear his birthday suit ... :icon_mrgr :haha: