Who wants to be a MILLONAIRE??

[Twinkie]

Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend.

The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right ... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 -- are you ready?"

Barbara: "Sure, I'll have a go!"

Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest?

Is it........

A-Robin

B-Sparrow

C-Cuckoo

D-Thrush

Remember Barbara its worth 1 Million dollars."

"I think I know who it..but I'm not 100%...

No, I haven't got a clue. I'd like to phone a friend Regis, just to be sure.

Regis: "Yes, who, Barbara, do you want to phone?

Barbara: "I'll phone my friend Maggie back home in Birmingham."

(ringing)

Maggie (also a blonde): "Hello..."

Regis: "Hello Maggie, its Regis here from Who Wants to be a Millionaire-I have Barbara here and she is doing really well on $500,000, but needs your help to be a Million.

The next voice you hear will be Barbara's and she'll read you the question.

There are 4 possible answers and 1 correct answer and you have 30 seconds to answer -- fire away Barbara."

Barbara: "Maggie, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it:

A-Robin

B-Sparrow

C-Cuckoo

D-Thrush"

Maggie: "Oh Gees, Barbara that's simple.....It's a Cuckoo."

Barbara: "You think?"

Maggie: "I'm sure."

Barbara: " Thanks Maggie." (hangs up)

Regis: "Well, do you want to stick on $500,000 or play on for the Million, Barbara?"

Barbara: "I want to play, I'll go with C-Cuckoo"

Regis: "Is that your final answer?"

Barbara: "It is."

Regis: "Are you confident?"

Barbara: "Yes fairly, Maggie's a sound bet."

Regis: "Barbara.....you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo ...you're right! - You have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for Barbara."

(clapping)

That night Barbara calls round to Maggie and brings her down to a local bar for a celebration drink and, as they are sipping their Champagne, Barbara turns to Maggie and asks "Tell me Maggie, How in God's name did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest?

Maggie: "Listen Barbara, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock."


:eusa_sile Nuh seh nutten

[acidblade]

. :)

[Яedz]

:icon_neut .........................

[Brownsugar]

If they both blondes, how she reach dat high.....?*leavin alone*

[Twinkie]

If they both blondes, how she reach dat high.....?*leavin alone*
Dearie,

Where in the joke you see blondes??

Always assuming huh....? :eusa_wall poor soul

[Arch_Angel]

Dearie,

Where in the joke you see blondes??

Always assuming huh....? :eusa_wall poor soul

Barbara: "I'll phone my friend Maggie back home in Birmingham."

(ringing)

Maggie (also a blonde): "Hello...":eusa_doh: :rolleyes:

[acidblade]

:rofl: :rotflm: :dwl: :icon_mrgr

[Brownsugar]

:p Good Lookin A_A!:eusa_ange

[nuhsenutten]

:D :D.......i was thinking something totally different:eusa_shif

[ramesh]

The joke would have made more sense if Barbara was not blonde, otherwise she could never have reached the $500,000.00 mark.

[Brownsugar]

The joke would have made more sense if Barbara was not blonde, otherwise she could never have reached the $500,000.00 mark.

Even self if Barbara wasnt ah blonde, how can she reach that far and not know..."Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest"? Arent yuh in a way labelin all blondes? But inna way I do agree with yuh due to "how come she made it so far usin only two lifelines"? Leadin me to wonder what the previous questions asked?

[Chicokid]

Leadin me to wonder what the previous questions asked?

Hmm...what is 1+1 :D

[Brownsugar]

Hmm...what is 1+1 :D


Barbara: :eusa_thin hmm....:eusa_doh: Can I use fifty-fifty on this one Regis?
Hadda to be oui!:rotflm: :dwl:

[ramesh]

Recently a comic was on the hotseat and used his 50:50 and wound up with two possible answers. He then asked Regis for his other 50:50. :D