kid fuzz
February 21, 2006, 09:33 PM
A priest in a small rural town was very fond of the ten chickens and handsome rooster he kept in a hen house behind the rectory. One Saturday night the Priest discovered that his rooster was missing. At the same time the Priest heard rumors of cockfights being held in town. Shocked dismayed, he decided to say something during Sunday Mass.
During Mass he asked the congregation, "Who among you will
confess to sporting a handsome cock?" All the men stood up. "No, no" he said. "That's not what I mean. Who among you will confess to having seen a handsome cock?" All the women stood up. "Oh, no," he said. "That's not what I mean, either. Who the women stood up. "Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should rephrase the question. Has anybody seen my cock?" All the choir boys stood up.
During Mass he asked the congregation, "Who among you will
confess to sporting a handsome cock?" All the men stood up. "No, no" he said. "That's not what I mean. Who among you will confess to having seen a handsome cock?" All the women stood up. "Oh, no," he said. "That's not what I mean, either. Who the women stood up. "Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should rephrase the question. Has anybody seen my cock?" All the choir boys stood up.