Sex Therapy

[nuhsenutten]

A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.

The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"

The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"

The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare...!

:rofl: :rotflm: :rofl: :dwl:

[nester-san]

I remember this joke, (cough,cough) back in eighty-eight, right before them brothers invented that flying thing-a-ma-bob, I was courting this girl, pretty young thing, she could do the most peculiar thing with her.......zzzzzzzz

[WasteLandSoldier4Lyfe]

:dwl: :dwl: :dwl: :dwl: Funny ****

[tiffany]

A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.

The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"

The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"

The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare...!

:rofl: :rotflm: :rofl: :dwl:

Dat makes a lot of sense

[flirt]

:icon_cry:

:eusa_hand




:dwl: :dwl: :dwl: :dwl: Funny ****

[Twinkie]

I remember this joke, (cough,cough) back in eighty-eight, right before them brothers invented that flying thing-a-ma-bob, I was courting this girl, pretty young thing, she could do the most peculiar thing with her.......zzzzzzzz
:dwl: :dwl: :rofl: :rotflm: :rofl:

[acidblade]

A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.

The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"

The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"

The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare...!

:rofl: :rotflm: :rofl: :dwl:
:snoring: .

[Brownsugar]

Things gettin real hard in this thread boi! Yuh now afta look out for ppl wonderin if to laugh, quote or sleep. Neter-san and his stories and A_A too boi ah tell yuh!

[nuhsenutten]

it rough out de fi true BS.........BUT :eusa_booh never let u problem get u down u haffi saty focused an hold u ground:eusa_booh :eusa_whis

[Brownsugar]

Things gettin real hard in this thread boi! Yuh now afta look out for ppl wonderin if to laugh, quote or sleep. Neter-san and his stories and A_A too boi ah tell yuh!




it rough out de fi true BS.........BUT :eusa_booh never let u problem get u down u haffi saty focused an hold u ground:eusa_booh :eusa_whis

:dwl:We on ah forum wah dat afta do with out there!:rolleyes: Dont fight up with yuhself to get to the list nuh!--->Is free til A_A say so! :dwl:

[acidblade]

:dwl:We on ah forum wah dat afta do with out there!, Dont fight up with yuhself to get to the list nuh!--->Is free til A_A say so!
:eusa_wall :eusa_wall :eusa_wall

[Brownsugar]

:eusa_wall :eusa_wall :eusa_wall

Thing nuh meant for yuh hun!!

:snoring: :snoring: :snoring:
Just do wah yuh do best hun!