Virus
February 27, 2006, 03:31 PM
A Jamaican driving in his brand new BMW Z8 pulls
> over to take a leak.
> >A truck speeding down the street crashes into his
> door just as he`s about to come out of his car, sending it flying off
> the hinges.
> Enraged, he uses his cell phone to call 911. When the police
> arrives he explains
> what happened
> >"Star, di man jus come lick off de door a mi
> bimmer!! Mi car write off to r@ss!!"
>The police, after surveying the scene shakes his
> head in amazement and says, "You Jamaicans are so materialistic. You`re
> so into the damage of your car door, that you didn`t even realize that your
> hand is still attached to it!!"
> >The guy, finally realizing this, looks at his
> amputated hand and screams out ,
> >"Bloodcl***!! Mi rolex!!!"
> over to take a leak.
> >A truck speeding down the street crashes into his
> door just as he`s about to come out of his car, sending it flying off
> the hinges.
> Enraged, he uses his cell phone to call 911. When the police
> arrives he explains
> what happened
> >"Star, di man jus come lick off de door a mi
> bimmer!! Mi car write off to r@ss!!"
>The police, after surveying the scene shakes his
> head in amazement and says, "You Jamaicans are so materialistic. You`re
> so into the damage of your car door, that you didn`t even realize that your
> hand is still attached to it!!"
> >The guy, finally realizing this, looks at his
> amputated hand and screams out ,
> >"Bloodcl***!! Mi rolex!!!"