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Liquid Bunny
March 1, 2006, 02:08 PM
Joe grew up in Jamaica, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to Jamaica because he felt he could be a Big Shot at home. He really wanted to impress everyone. So he returned and opened his new law office in New Kingston. The first day, he saw a man coming up the passageway. He decided to make a big impression on this new client when he arrived. As the man came to the door Joe picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all the while talking. "No. Absolutely not" You tell those clowns in New York that I won't settle this case for less than one million. Yes, the Appeals Court has agreed to hear that case next week. I'll be handling the primary argument and the other members of my team will provide support. Okay, tell the DA that I'll meet with him next week to discuss the details." The "conversation" went on for almost five minutes. All the while the man sat patiently as Joe rattled Instructions. Finally, Joe put down the phone and turned to the man, "I'm sorry for the delay but as you can see, I'm very busy. What can I do for you?" The man replied, "I'm from Cable & Wireless, the telephone company, I came to hook up your phone."

nester-san
March 1, 2006, 02:17 PM
I remember this joke (cough,cough), back in fifteen eighty-six, the summer we had the great mutant chicken hunt, I bagged me a big'un too, I crept over the hill and............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

WasteLandSoldier4Lyfe
March 1, 2006, 02:34 PM
:eusa_clap :eusa_clap :dwl:

nuhsenutten
March 1, 2006, 02:42 PM
lol........ol eediat ....:dwl:....


yow Nester .......stop the foolishness man

wha di bag a ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ dem fa eenh?

Arch_Angel
March 1, 2006, 02:50 PM
I remember this joke (cough,cough), back in fifteen eighty-six, the summer we had the great mutant chicken hunt, I bagged me a big'un too, I crept over the hill and............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzNester, dear nester, anymore of your zzzzzz's in my funnybone forum is gonna get them xxxxxxxxed. :)

Sincerly,
your friendly moderator.

Temptress
March 1, 2006, 02:51 PM
I remember this joke (cough,cough), back in fifteen eighty-six, the summer we had the great mutant chicken hunt, I bagged me a big'un too, I crept over the hill and............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

:dwl: :dwl: :dwl:
bwoy Nester yuh nuh easy at all :icon_lol:

nuhsenutten
March 1, 2006, 03:02 PM
Nester, dear nester, anymore of your zzzzzz's in my funnybone forum is gonna get them xxxxxxxxed. :)

Sincerly,
your friendly moderator.


:eusa_clap :eusa_clap :eusa_clap :eusa_clap :eusa_clap ...yeahhhhhh .....

nester-san
March 1, 2006, 03:20 PM
I only have memories when I hear the joke from 3 years a-back.

esp. jokes which are modified to be Jamaicans, Trini's etc. from the original !!

How unnu so fight 'gainst