WasteLandSoldier4Lyfe
March 3, 2006, 01:49 AM
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on
their wedding night. As they were undressing for
bed,
the husband
who was a big burly man tossed his pants to his
bride
and said,
"Here, put these on."
She put them on and the waist was twice the size
of
her body. "I
can't wear your pants," she said.
"That's right," said the husband, "and don't you
ever
forget it.
I'm the man and I wear the pants in this family."
With that she flipped him her panties and said,
"Try
these on."
He tried them on and found he could only get them
on
as far as
his kneecaps.
"Heck," he said, "I can't get into your panties!"
She replied, "That's right, and that's the way
its
going to be
until your attitude changes!"
their wedding night. As they were undressing for
bed,
the husband
who was a big burly man tossed his pants to his
bride
and said,
"Here, put these on."
She put them on and the waist was twice the size
of
her body. "I
can't wear your pants," she said.
"That's right," said the husband, "and don't you
ever
forget it.
I'm the man and I wear the pants in this family."
With that she flipped him her panties and said,
"Try
these on."
He tried them on and found he could only get them
on
as far as
his kneecaps.
"Heck," he said, "I can't get into your panties!"
She replied, "That's right, and that's the way
its
going to be
until your attitude changes!"