AngelsKiss
March 4, 2006, 05:14 PM
One morning Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast in the White House Dining Room. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like and he replies, "I'll have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit." "And what can I get for you, sir?" she asks. George W. He replies, "How about a quickie?"
"Why, Mr. President," the waitress says, "How rude. You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton." As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers, "It's pronounced 'quiche.'
"Why, Mr. President," the waitress says, "How rude. You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton." As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers, "It's pronounced 'quiche.'