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KriTikaL
March 4, 2006, 11:50 PM
President Bush, Primeminister Tony Blair and Pj Patterson all died and went to hell. When they met upon the devil they asked to make phone calls to their respective countries.
President Bush spent 1 hour and his phone call and when he finally hung up the devil told him his call cost the country $4,000,000 US
Prime minister Tony Blair then called England and spent 5 hours talking to them. When he hung up the devil told him the call cost England 3,000,000 pounds.
then Pj Patterson called Jamaica and spoke to them for 15 hours and when at last he hung up the devil told him his call amounted to $60 JA.
In a rage the other two leaders began to quarrel about their high calling rates and the devil calmly explained to them that the calling rates from one hell to another was very low.