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Twinkie
March 13, 2006, 11:23 AM
End of the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer.

Husband : (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."

Wife :Have you brought the grocery?
Husband :Bad command or filename.

Wife :But I told you in the morning
Husband :Erroneous syntax. Abort?

Wife :What about my new TV?
Husband :Variable not found ...

Wife :At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband :Sharing Violation. Access denied...

Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband :Too many parameters ...

Wife :It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband : Data type mismatch.

Wife :You are useless.
Husband :It's by Default.

Wife :What about your Salary?
Husband :File in use ... Try after some time.

Wife :What is my value in the family.
Husband :Unknown Virus.

:icon_lol:

nuhsenutten
March 13, 2006, 11:44 AM
Wife :At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband :Sharing Violation. Access denied...

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:dwl: :rofl: :rotflm: .....lol

ERROR on every level

acidblade
March 13, 2006, 12:19 PM
I don't get it and I don't think it's funny.


How lame!!

Booo boooo boooooooooo
:rofl: :dwl:

KriTikaL
March 13, 2006, 07:17 PM
Wife :It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband : Data type mismatch.
:
:dwl: :rofl: :rotflm:

Chicokid
March 13, 2006, 07:30 PM
Wife :What is my value in the family.
Husband :Unknown Virus.

Needs a virus update :icon_lol:

KriTikaL
March 13, 2006, 08:07 PM
Needs a virus update :icon_lol:
i think she needs to get a new system :D

WasteLandSoldier4Lyfe
March 13, 2006, 10:33 PM
:eusa_clap :dwl: :dwl: :dwl: