Cocoa
September 8, 2004, 06:09 PM
1. Guys are like parking spots... the good ones are always taken...and the ones that are available, are either handicapped or too far away!! Darn it!
2. Have you ever noticed that alll our problems begin with MEN?
Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause
3. Men are like:-
bananas..................the older they get, the less firm they are.
weather..................nothing can be done to change them.
blenders................. you need one, but you're not really sure why.
chocolate bars........... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
coffee....................the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night.
commercials..............you can't believe a word they say.
department stores.......their clothes are always 1/2 off
government bonds........they take sooooooooooooo long to mature.
mascara..................they usually run at first sign of emotion.
popcorn...................they satisfy you but only for a lil while.
lava lamps...............fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men: we love you!
2. Have you ever noticed that alll our problems begin with MEN?
Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause
3. Men are like:-
bananas..................the older they get, the less firm they are.
weather..................nothing can be done to change them.
blenders................. you need one, but you're not really sure why.
chocolate bars........... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
coffee....................the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night.
commercials..............you can't believe a word they say.
department stores.......their clothes are always 1/2 off
government bonds........they take sooooooooooooo long to mature.
mascara..................they usually run at first sign of emotion.
popcorn...................they satisfy you but only for a lil while.
lava lamps...............fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men: we love you!