ramesh
March 18, 2006, 10:26 AM
I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
______ a Bloody Mary
______ Captain Morgan & anything
______ Absolute on the Rocks
______ Black Jack & Coke
______ a Margarita
______ Scotch and water
______ a Martini
______ Vodka and Tonic
______ a Steak
______ Lobster or crab legs
______ The remote control
______ Bowl of ice cream
______ The USA Today
______ Chocolate
______ Sex
it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. At this point it is time to call the New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.
Signature: ___________________________
Date: ___________________________
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
______ a Bloody Mary
______ Captain Morgan & anything
______ Absolute on the Rocks
______ Black Jack & Coke
______ a Margarita
______ Scotch and water
______ a Martini
______ Vodka and Tonic
______ a Steak
______ Lobster or crab legs
______ The remote control
______ Bowl of ice cream
______ The USA Today
______ Chocolate
______ Sex
it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. At this point it is time to call the New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.
Signature: ___________________________
Date: ___________________________