Joke

[acidblade]

A young couple is out for a romantic walk along a country lane.They walk hand in hand, and as they stroll, the guy's lustful desire rises to a peak.He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind,but I really do need to pee." Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity he replies, "OK.Why don't you go behind this hedge?" She nods in agreement and disappears behind the hedge.As he waits, he can hear the sound of nylon knickers rolling down her voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches a hand through the hedge and touches her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly and with great astonishment finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging between her legs. He shouts in horror, "My God Mary ... have you changed your sex?" "No," she replies. "I've changed my mind; I'm having a sh*t instead."

[samy]

Oh my God this is really hilarious u made my day i was feeling down 4rom morning but my i had 2 laugh thanks much

[Twinkie]

nasty !

[Bahama Mama]

My Lawd Acid, dat was nasty man! What she was constipated eh? :rotflm:

[nuhsenutten]

that is one nast y bwoy ........tsk tsk ..........serve him right still ....no r kelly ting round here

[Foxy Kay]

Oh my gosh....that was nasty, but funny :)

[WasteLandSoldier4Lyfe]

:dwl: :dwl: :dwl: Nasty but Funny

[nester-san]

DAAAAAAMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNN!

Me just did a eat peice of Chicken, and haffi park it likkle bit.!!!

[tiffany]

nasty, but funny..but naaaaaaasty...bleh

[Brownsugar]

:rotflm: :rotflm: :rotflm: :rotflm: :rotflm:

[kid fuzz]

real funny..... nasty though

[pogi_2nr]

yeah.. str8 nasty funny:eusa_snoo

[Яedz]

:o ..............:dwl: :dwl:

[acidblade]

yes it nasty, but every other joke have been closed so i turned it up a little :icon_lol:

[nuhsenutten]

better mine babylon get corrupt against u

[acidblade]

better mine babylon get corrupt against u
and it hASN'T STARTED ALREADY? which other member has been banned for reaching 3000 posts for some minutes?

[pogi_2nr]

A hot steaming pile of human droppings.. eww.

[Arch_Angel]

I am wondering, doesn't this guy know the difference between a male organ and someone's feces? I mean come on, if you people were blind folded and did such a field test, wouldn't you know the difference? LOL!!! Ok, that sounded nasty. lol

[acidblade]

I am wondering, doesn't this guy know the difference between a male organ and someone's feces? I mean come on, if you people were blind folded and did such a field test, wouldn't you know the difference? LOL!!! Ok, that sounded nasty. lol
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

[Gillion]

Ummm correct me if I am wrong ... but

1. dodo nuh suppose fi tuff dem ways deh.

Sumting wong wid dat chick.

2. Any woman dat hold a **** behind bushes, and I know no TP or Soap is around, then she gern get leff.

3. He ain't have nose ?

4. What kinna angle she taking her crap from ... I mean him hand, which is on her thigh, reach faaaarrrr fi go come into contact with hex-scream-ent ?

[pogi_2nr]

This thread has taken a horrible horrible turn for the worst..

lol but to answer gilly's numbero dos question:
She would have to do what I see the dogs do, sit down on her *** on some nice
grass and use her arms/hands to run forward will dragging her behind on the grass.
This will result in a squeaky clean butt in theory.

[Jae]

U ppl are too hilarious..........

[KriTikaL]

eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww pogi!!!! any woman in here who do them things dere cut off by me! :eusa_snoo
tekkin a piss aiite by me (since when i guh country i haffi go) but in the presence of someone else and no tissue NAW MAN!!!

[Liquid Bunny]

eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww pogi!!!! any woman in here who do them things dere cut off by me! :eusa_snoo
tekkin a piss aiite by me (since when i guh country i haffi go) but in the presence of someone else and no tissue NAW MAN!!!

Leave the woman alone ... shes keeping it real... lol too real...

the guy in this joke is equally gross as well... u can know that a girl gone to take a leak... in the BUSHES... and u going to put ur hand down there to gurt it ? nah sah... urine up front... yuck

both o dem sick

[WasteLandSoldier4Lyfe]

This thread has taken a horrible horrible turn for the worst..

lol but to answer gilly's numbero dos question:
She would have to do what I see the dogs do, sit down on her *** on some nice
grass and use her arms/hands to run forward will dragging her behind on the grass.
This will result in a squeaky clean butt in theory.


Too Funny Pogi:dwl: :eusa_clap