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acidblade
March 22, 2006, 01:44 PM
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar.
They talk, they connect and they end up leaving together.
His bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.
Hundreds of Small Bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a
shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.

The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.

She turns to him... they kiss.. and then they rip off each other's clothes.
After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?

The guy says: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

nester-san
March 22, 2006, 01:51 PM
EEEEDDDDIAAAT Ting Dat!!
:dwl: :rofl: :eusa_naug :eusa_snoo :icon_twis

pogi_2nr
March 22, 2006, 01:56 PM
dwl that yute a star

Temptress
March 22, 2006, 02:21 PM
por chick :eusa_snoo :icon_lol:

nuhsenutten
March 22, 2006, 02:23 PM
not to take from the joke but i posted the original a couple months ago

Brownsugar
March 22, 2006, 02:51 PM
:rotflm: :rotflm: :rotflm:

easyskanka
March 22, 2006, 03:10 PM
Boomshackalack, that one is a top whack:dwl:

Foxy Kay
March 23, 2006, 12:39 AM
...poor girl...:hysteria:

WasteLandSoldier4Lyfe
March 23, 2006, 12:40 AM
:dwl: :dwl: :dwl: :dwl: :dwl: Good One maybe i need sum teddy bears

Liquid Bunny
March 23, 2006, 01:14 AM
Eediat ting dat:eusa_snoo .

WasteLandSoldier4Lyfe
March 23, 2006, 01:20 AM
Eediat ting dat:eusa_snoo .

What , me that good ya know