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Chris
March 22, 2006, 07:20 PM
Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window.

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.

Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.

If they are counting the bricks.Put them in the accounts department.

If they are recounting them. Put them in auditing.

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks. Put them in engineering.

If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order. Put them in planning.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other. Put them in operations.

If they are sleeping. Put them in security.

If they have broken the bricks into pieces. Put them in information technology.

If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved. Put them in sales.

If they have already left for the day. Put them in marketing.

If they are staring out of the window. Put them on strategic planning.

And then last but not least. If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved. Congratulate them and put them in top management.
KriTikaL
March 22, 2006, 07:29 PM
:dwl: :dwl: :dwl: ............ too tru bout the last one... :rotflm:
Foxy Kay
March 23, 2006, 01:29 AM
:hysteria:... that is a good one. I agree- the last one is soo true.
Twinkie
March 23, 2006, 08:43 AM
If they are sleeping. Put them in security.



And then last but not least. If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved. Congratulate them and put them in top management.
Pretty fair analysis me thinks. :eusa_eh:
nuhsenutten
March 23, 2006, 08:54 AM
:dwl: :D
pogi_2nr
March 23, 2006, 09:32 AM
dwl, this is a good one :rotflm:
Arch_Angel
March 23, 2006, 03:11 PM
Uhhg!! Chris what kinda joke is this? You have no reference to any private part, nothing about bodily fluids that we excrete, nothing remotely mentioning something sexual, not even curse words!!! Chris, this is boring! Get with the times man! This is the 21st century. :D
ramesh
March 23, 2006, 03:15 PM
Uhhg!! Chris what kinda joke is this? You have no reference to any private part, nothing about bodily fluids that we excrete, nothing remotely mentioning something sexual, not even curse words!!! Chris, this is boring! Get with the times man! This is the 21st century. :D
Hee hee, A_A made a funny! :D
Foxy Kay
March 23, 2006, 04:54 PM
.... i was gonna comment on wat A_A said but i think... i rather not.... :eusa_sile.... :eusa_whis

:eusa_shif
Arch_Angel
March 23, 2006, 05:31 PM
.... i was gonna comment on wat A_A said but i think... i rather not.... :eusa_sile.... :eusa_whis

:eusa_shifYou disagree with me Foxy? :icon_lol:
You mean you actually enjoyed this boring joke? :eusa_thin

Send me a PM then Foxy, let me understand why people enjoy this joke. :D
jadakai
July 31, 2007, 08:12 PM
It bad no backside....hahahhahahaaahahahhahaha....:dwl:
Brownsugar
August 1, 2007, 12:16 AM
LOL !
Manu
August 1, 2007, 02:24 PM
Me likely likey likey... :eusa_clap