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jamerican
March 22, 2006, 10:38 PM
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as
he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of
nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked "They're mating," her father replied What do you call the spider on top?" she asked That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took
her foot and stomped them flat and said We're not having any of that gay **** in our garden!!!"

WasteLandSoldier4Lyfe
March 22, 2006, 11:24 PM
:dwl: :eusa_clap That was good for a youngin

Foxy Kay
March 23, 2006, 12:40 AM
:hysteria: :hysteria: :hysteria:..... that is sooo funny. I like that one :)

Liquid Bunny
March 23, 2006, 02:44 AM
:hysteria::rotflm: :hysteria::rotflm: :hysteria:
step pan chi chi man

Scorpio_Queen69
March 23, 2006, 01:34 PM
HaHaHa Thats Mad Funny..............

nuhsenutten
March 23, 2006, 01:46 PM
it will not be tolerated.........:dwl:

Twinkie
May 8, 2006, 05:02 PM
:haha: :haha:


ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS

RachieBabie
May 16, 2007, 11:41 AM
:hysteria::rotflm: :hysteria::rotflm: :hysteria:
step pan chi chi man
y kinda funni............