Temptress
March 23, 2006, 01:19 PM
A Jamaican man is sitting watching TV and his wife comes up behind him and
whacks him with a frying pan.
"Aaahh! Wat dat for?" he shouts
"Me find one paper inna yuh pocket wid a gyal name pon it, "Lady G" says
his wife.
"Wa yuh mean? Me an' me frien' Leroy go a race
track last week and Lady G is de name a de horse dat run inna de first
race," he protests.
Two days later he is sitting watching TV again and "wack!"- one b**** lick
inna 'im head - with the back of the
dutch-pot.
"Ooowww," he shouts. "Wha' dat for now?"
"Yu horse deh pan di phone"!
whacks him with a frying pan.
"Aaahh! Wat dat for?" he shouts
"Me find one paper inna yuh pocket wid a gyal name pon it, "Lady G" says
his wife.
"Wa yuh mean? Me an' me frien' Leroy go a race
track last week and Lady G is de name a de horse dat run inna de first
race," he protests.
Two days later he is sitting watching TV again and "wack!"- one b**** lick
inna 'im head - with the back of the
dutch-pot.
"Ooowww," he shouts. "Wha' dat for now?"
"Yu horse deh pan di phone"!