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nester-san
March 23, 2006, 05:53 PM
Johnny wanted to shag a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else. One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said "I'll give you a 1000 dollars if you let me shag you", but the girl said NO.
Johnny said: "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. She called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for 2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.
Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.
She said "THE BASTARD USED COINS!!!"
Management lesson:
ALWAYS CONSIDER A BUSINESS PROPOSAL IN ITS ENTIRETY!
WasteLandSoldier4Lyfe
March 23, 2006, 08:11 PM
:dwl: :dwl: :dwl: He was real smart
Foxy Kay
March 23, 2006, 08:14 PM
:hysteria: :hysteria: Very good Johnny, Very good :)
KriTikaL
March 23, 2006, 08:28 PM
:rotflm: oh johnny u sly old dog... but the boyfriend disgusting ehhh :dwl:
Foxy Kay
March 23, 2006, 08:37 PM
:rotflm: oh johnny u sly old dog... but the boyfriend disgusting ehhh :dwl:

A greedy him greedy... my mon a pimp him uman :)
KriTikaL
March 23, 2006, 08:53 PM
A greedy him greedy... my mon a pimp him uman :)
str8 dem tings dere cyaan run, i hope she get a good one from johnny and wah more, lef him backside...:eusa_clap
Twinkie
March 24, 2006, 08:35 AM
Round of Applause to the boyfriend, way to trick dem O's
Scorpio_Queen69
March 24, 2006, 01:58 PM
Oh Hell Nah, Dat Was Funny But Herboyfriend Needs To Be Slapped To Even Think About Lettin Her Do That!! I Mean He Gave Her Permissin...... Look What Money Will DO To YOU!!!!!

COINS..................
nuhsenutten
March 24, 2006, 02:02 PM
go go jhonny ......jhonny begood for she .....go go jhonny!!!!!!!!!!!!:eusa_whis
Brownsugar
May 8, 2006, 08:03 PM
:haha: Funny still :haha:
Manu
June 9, 2006, 11:00 PM
Flames Chico.......hahaha....funny joke :eusa_shif

But I know it as:

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it or else you might get screwed!
Chicokid
June 9, 2006, 11:28 PM
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it or else you might get screwed![/b]

Check out the three jokes....different line, same meaning :icon_mrgr :icon_mrgr