jamerican
March 25, 2006, 11:29 AM
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of
Church
> services when an intruder startled her. She caught the man in the act
of
> robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!"
> Repent and be baptized, every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ
> for the remission of your sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the
Holy
> Ghost.The burglar stopped in his tracks.
>
> The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.
>
> As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar,
"Why
> did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture
at
> you." "Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Axe and
Two
> 38's!"
>
Church
> services when an intruder startled her. She caught the man in the act
of
> robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!"
> Repent and be baptized, every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ
> for the remission of your sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the
Holy
> Ghost.The burglar stopped in his tracks.
>
> The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.
>
> As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar,
"Why
> did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture
at
> you." "Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Axe and
Two
> 38's!"
>