"Stupid" Questions

[Greatis]

Ok so there are some things that you just don't know but everybody else does. You don't ask you just play along. anywayz let me go first.


What is a pink slip? :eusa_thin

[Cocoa]

Who is Frank SInatra?

[Drew]

pink slip is the final document you'll get from your office stating that you've been fired. make sure you don't get one greatis.

frank sinatra i believe is considered one of the greatest singers and composers of all time. when it comes to performing i've heard he's brilliant. you know how some singers can't perform on stage, well he sounds just like his music on the records.

[InkyP1]

Is this a game like trivia. hey maybe that a stupid question :icon_mrgr

[Drew]

not at all inky. don't you have a question that you may be afraid to ask??

[Drew]

i have a stupid question. does this thread really have to be named stupid questions. the questions aren't stupid, some people just want some answers. i don't like the title.

[InkyP1]

I dont think this forum is for may questions? :icon_mrgr :eusa_shhh

[Drew]

ok, do you have a question you need answering inky??

[Pondadat]

ok, do you have a question you need answering inky??
Ok i have one stupid question. If you a president and you do your term, why cant you just leave gracefully. why do you have to stick around and get on everybodies nerves eh? wat?

[Chris]

i have a stupid question. does this thread really have to be named stupid questions. the questions aren't stupid, some people just want some answers. i don't like the title.Good point, so I renamed it to include quotes around the word stupid to give a different connotation.

[Chris]

Ok i have one stupid question. If you a president and you do your term, why cant you just leave gracefully. why do you have to stick around and get on everybodies nerves eh? wat?LOL ... leave that one for the Bush vs Kerry discussion ;) The same thing goes for Prime Ministers as well, especially when you have them doing nothing positive but wanting to stay in power as an ego trip :p

[Drew]

Good point, so I renamed it to include quotes around the word stupid to give a different connotation.
thanks chris.

[Cocoa]

Another one is...."Is everything okay with you"

No don't you see my screw face????:(

[Drew]

you mean with ivan cocoa??

[Cocoa]

No just in general it's a self explanatory question.

[Pondadat]

LOL ... leave that one for the Bush vs Kerry discussion ;) The same thing goes for Prime Ministers as well, especially when you have them doing nothing positive but wanting to stay in power as an ego trip :p


My question didnt mention either bush or kerry were did that come from. :icon_ques My question was about the presidency period and that pertains to anyone in that status and in regard to the former presidency also. I think maybe it was a stupid question for real.

[Cocoa]

Another stupid question people tend to ask is...
"is that your real hair???"

-YES it is....would I have bought it if it wasn't mine?

[AngelsKiss]

Another stupid question people tend to ask is...
"is that your real hair???"

-YES it is....would I have bought it if it wasn't mine?

JCB...I use to get that questions a lot :)

[Drew]

LMAO, thats funny.

[Arch_Angel]

Why do sausage manafucturers put 7 sausages in the tin? Why don't they put 6? :eusa_wall

[Cocoa]

That is an innocent and smart comment Arch. They make 6 hotdog rolls so put 6 in it man. cho.

Another one some one called my house phone..."hey T, where you at?"

That is the dumbest question on record and they know I donot have cordless.

I should have replied "oh I am at the beach"

[Drew]

lol, yo AA you naf lef the sausage thing alone??

[Greatis]

Why do sausage manafucturers put 7 sausages in the tin? Why don't they put 6? :eusa_wall

You an yuh sausage. :icon_lol:

[Drew]

AA its a round tin you get it in, you'll get more bang for buck if they put 7 sausages in there except 6. for the hot dog rolls, imagine having 7 pieces, that would be difficult to package.

[InkyP1]

Those sausages have a real problem dont they. What is with people when they say to be at a place at a certain time and then they arrive an hour later?

[Drew]

trust me inky i know what you mean. its called lack of respect.

[Tastee]

Why are people so prejudice in these islands?

[Greatis]

Why are people so prejudice in these islands?

Prejudice I am kinda following you but not sure in what context your taking it.

[Cocoa]

What is with people when they say to be at a place at a certain time and then they arrive an hour later?
That is terrible to be an hour late man. I don't like it too InkyP1, people don't know time and lack respect.

[Pondadat]

Prejudice I am kinda following you but not sure in what context your taking it.


They are misguided because they suffer from lack of exposure to other races. They are socially disfunctional and through no fault of their own. Its just because they are ignorant because of their circumstances. Some people will disagree, but prejudice most times is the lack of knowledge about something.

[Cocoa]

Stupid question they asked me when I was in the army: "here JCB, these combat boots are your first set of boots" "DO THEY WEAR SHOES IN JA?" facety and bright dem was.

[Bashment Girl]

Stupid question they asked me when I was in the army: "here JCB, these combat boots are your first set of boots" "DO THEY WEAR SHOES IN JA?" facety adn bright dem was.

Yeah that's pretty ignorant! People have asked me idiotic things like that about the West Indies...

"Do they have running water there?"
"Do they have computers over there?"
"Do they have TV there?"
"Do they all live in shacks?"

I mean the list is endless... I feel really bad for people that are that sheltered... mentally! :cool:

[Cocoa]

Or do they have cars and cell phones?

No!!!!!!!! We are amish! I tell them...

[AngelsKiss]

Or do they have cars and cell phones?

No!!!!!!!! We are amish! I tell them...

LOL JCB...Tell them we still live in trees, that's what I would say:)

[Cocoa]

Talking about trees...they ask that by far uneducated question: do you live in huts?

[AngelsKiss]

Talking about trees...they ask that by far uneducated question: do you live in huts?

OMG I can't believe there are ppl out there who thinks that:) Still there was a guy from Israel that I met online who I could not convince that not all Jamaicans smoke ganja. I find a lot of ppl thinks that we all do. Heck can you imagine Jamaica with a bunch of ppl floating around the island all doped up? :icon_mrgr

[Zoley!]

Talking about trees...they ask that by far uneducated question: do you live in huts?

I dont find these questions to be that stupid. Even when people go to Jamaica as tourist some of them see alot of primitive living. so I dont think they are really trying to make fun.

[Arch_Angel]

AA its a round tin you get it in, you'll get more bang for buck if they put 7 sausages in there except 6. for the hot dog rolls, imagine having 7 pieces, that would be difficult to package.
Drew, they can make the tin flatter and more rectangle and place 6 sausages in it. 2 rows of 3. Have you seen the bully beef tins by grace? those small ones. A tin like that.

I want a copy of the discussion that the board at the sausage factury decided that this was a good idea. :icon_evil

[Drew]

lol, ok AA you got me there.

[InkyP1]

Zoley I have no comment on the grounds that it may cause friction.

[Greatis]

I dont find these questions to be that stupid. Even when people go to Jamaica as tourist some of them see alot of primitive living. so I dont think they are really trying to make fun.

What Primitive Living? I live here and I am not seeing any primitive living? :confused:

[deakie]

das cause you are the number one primitive greatis...hehehehe....sorz man couldnt resist :icon_mrgr

and i thought a pink slip was the document that proved ownership of a car in the states...just goes to show that it aint only women who have pink slips..... :icon_twis

[deakie]

i used to get the do you do, have, live etc this in jam questions. its a subtle insult.
i used to answer that we have deluxe model caves which are much better than the boxes found here.
they soon shut up then...... :icon_mrgr

[Tastee]

Well she may be talking about some people in the country areas that dont have indoor facilities like toilets and bath.

[Greatis]

Well she may be talking about some people in the country areas that dont have indoor facilities like toilets and bath.

But that's not primitive is it. Not indoor but most have outdoor facilities with running water in them. Most tourists don't see the country areas so on what fact would they make such comments. I think they are just trying to insult us with questions like that.

[Pondadat]

Strange Questions

1. If you could remain the same age all your life. What age would you be?

2. If you could control the weather what would the temperature be at all times?

3. If you had an exotic pet, what would it be and what name would you call it?

4. If you could meet anyone in the entire world who would it be?

5. If you could fire your boss would you fire him or her and kick them out on the sidewalk?

6. If someone gave you the answers to an exam and it would give you 100% would you take the answers and use them?

7. If you go to KFC and you get a bucket of chicken and you take it home and you drop the whole thing, it empties on the floor would you pick it up and eat it? And will you serve it to friends without telling them?

8. If someone offers you a bite of their sandwich after they bit off of it. Do you bite it after them? (mate, friend, Mom,Dad ect..)

9. If you could make it Day/Night/Evening all the time what time of day would it be?

10. If you could add more inches or lessen more inches to your height how many inches would you add or lessen?

[Cocoa]

Stupid things people say....I heard them this weekend.

- He has the melantality.

- "Michelle! Why don't you are not picking up your phone?"

- "No! I know this... THE is a noun and OMEN is a pronoun!!!"

- 11-9=9 also....11-4=3

- 3 and 5 + 2 = 7

[Cocoa]

More..........

-I go to church at least 3 Sundays in a month, 2 the least.

-Its now 130pm and weve been driving since 1230pm, so weve been driving for 2 hours now.

-Have you ever smoked warijuana?

- Rent is expensive downsouth but not upsouth.

- Person counting... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 9..hmmmm

[Cocoa]

JCB: "Is Mr Anderson there?"

Cust: "No! May I whose calling?"

[AngelsKiss]

JCB: "Is Mr Anderson there?"

Cust: "No! May I whose calling?"
LOL...this reminds me of a few years ago and I call I took at my office:


Caller: Good morning may I speak with JF
Me: Sorry JF is not here just now.
Caller: May I speak with LC
Me: LC is also out at another location
Caller: You mean to tell me no one is there today?
Me: Well I guess you are speaking to a ghost

[Cocoa]

Stupid things people say....

-there is something on your top mouth.

-When I picked up the phone, the phone didn't answer.

-Please call me at mzone4@wi.rr.net

-It cannot go dihugnonol.

[editor]

People Really Said These Things In Court
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

Q: This myasthenia gravis - does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?

Q: All your responses must be oral, okay? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.

Q: How old is your son - the one living with you.
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.

Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.

Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?

Q: Did he kill you?

Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?

Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?

Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?

Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

Q: Mr. Slattery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?
A: I went to Europe, sir.
Q: And you took your new wife?

Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?

Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

[Cocoa]

LOL.... those were good ones editor.

Stupid question 101: "are those things people said fo real?"lol :rolleyes: