nester-san
April 19, 2006, 01:49 AM
http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0920/
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Whatcha Get: Turkey & Gravy, Cranberry Sauce, Green Bean Casserole, Mashed Potato & Butter, Fruitcake. Suddenly those cuttlefish flavored corn chips you see at the specialty fruit shop whenever you're on the hunt for especially ripe pomegranates don't seem as lethally offensive. The Jones Soda alien robot chefs have done a remarkable job at recreating the flavors of the aforementioned dishes; not necessarily a good thing but nonetheless an achievement.
The soda assortment is both vegan and kosher, with no carbs or calories. The flavors are created from natural additives but very rarely from any the words in their titles, so no, you're not really drinking turkey juice. Everything is a facsimile, but when we're talking about facsimiles of green bean casserole in liquid form, it's still idea gross enough to warrant throwing up eight times with flailing arms.
http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0920/2.jpg
Whatcha Get: Turkey & Gravy, Cranberry Sauce, Green Bean Casserole, Mashed Potato & Butter, Fruitcake. Suddenly those cuttlefish flavored corn chips you see at the specialty fruit shop whenever you're on the hunt for especially ripe pomegranates don't seem as lethally offensive. The Jones Soda alien robot chefs have done a remarkable job at recreating the flavors of the aforementioned dishes; not necessarily a good thing but nonetheless an achievement.
The soda assortment is both vegan and kosher, with no carbs or calories. The flavors are created from natural additives but very rarely from any the words in their titles, so no, you're not really drinking turkey juice. Everything is a facsimile, but when we're talking about facsimiles of green bean casserole in liquid form, it's still idea gross enough to warrant throwing up eight times with flailing arms.