nester-san
May 6, 2006, 12:48 PM
An out-of-towner becomes friendly with Thelma, the waitress in a hotel coffee shop, and invites her up to his room. She is indignant.
The guy says, "Don't get excited. It's all in the bible."
Thelma is appeased, and after her shift they go out and have a few drinks. Again the man invites her up to his room, and again she is angry. The man explains, "But it's in the bible!"
Curious, she agrees to accompany him to his hotel room. There, he suggests they undress and have some fun, all the while assuring Thelma that it was okay, since it was written in the bible.
"Where?" she asks, "exactly where in the Bible does it say it's okay for us to fool around?"
Taking the bible from the nightstand, he opens it to the front cover where someone had written: "Thelma the waitress puts out.
The guy says, "Don't get excited. It's all in the bible."
Thelma is appeased, and after her shift they go out and have a few drinks. Again the man invites her up to his room, and again she is angry. The man explains, "But it's in the bible!"
Curious, she agrees to accompany him to his hotel room. There, he suggests they undress and have some fun, all the while assuring Thelma that it was okay, since it was written in the bible.
"Where?" she asks, "exactly where in the Bible does it say it's okay for us to fool around?"
Taking the bible from the nightstand, he opens it to the front cover where someone had written: "Thelma the waitress puts out.