The Flirting Spot

[Cocoa]

ALL DONE IN THE NAME OF LUV :p

This thread is dedicated to two of our members (Drewisha and Ms. AK Encourager ;) who seem to carry on flirting and dialogue sometimes only between the both of them as I have noticed in a few threads.

So ladies and gentlemen, what are your most famous pick-up lines? Flirting lines? Or just ways to win a woman's/man's heart?

[Drew]

i'm now having threads made just for me and angelskiss, WOW. :icon_redf

i hate pickup lines. don't use them at all. ways to win a heart, ok. i guess my personality and treat them nicely thats all. i'm a no bs person and i believe alot of ladies like that.

[AngelsKiss]

Like Drew I don't like pickup lines.

LOL...JCB you are bad :p

[Greatis]

my my look here. You guys have your own little corner hehe. hmmm you both don't like pickup lines huh hehe

[Drew]

i was waiting for greatis to see this. he finally saw it. what are you implying with that last sentence greatis??

[AngelsKiss]

my my look here. You guys have your own little corner hehe. hmmm you both don't like pickup lines huh hehe

LOL Greatis... you better leave Drew alone, you may leave the poor kid speechless again. He may sic JCB on you and we all know how she scares you:)

[Drew]

LOL, thank you. now i know i don't have to defend myself, because my guardian angel will take care of me. :icon_mrgr

[AngelsKiss]

LOL, thank you. now i know i don't have to defend myself, because my guardian angel will take care of me. :icon_mrgr

You sure JCB will defend you?:)

[Drew]

You sure JCB will defend you?:)you well and know that its you i'm talking about. ;)

cocoa will you defend me?? :cool:

[AngelsKiss]

you well and know that its you i'm talking about. ;)

cocoa will you defend me?? :cool:

My my, aren't we sure of ourselves:)

I dunno if JCB will defend you or not but I figure if you just sic her on him, it's enough to scare him:)

[Drew]

lol, fair enuf :D . will you defend me angel?? :icon_ques

[Drew]

.... oh yea, i'm pretty sure of myself. ;)

[AngelsKiss]

lol, fair enuf :D . will you defend me angel?? :icon_ques

Lol..the question is, do you want me to defend you and if yes, why?:)

[Drew]

Lol..the question is, do you want me to defend you and if yes, why?:)of course i would want you to defend me. no doubt about that ;)

[Greatis]

watch ya it was really fi unoo hehe

@ Drew, I only meant what I said nothing more. Hey so answer the woman nuh, why you want har fi defend you?

[AngelsKiss]

a post already has been made with this joke. however # 39 and 40 are different and # 40 is a great addition. just love the sarcasm in that one. here is the link. (http://www.caribyard.com/forums/showthread.php?t=375)

What are you the board monitor? I swear you know all the threads/posts on here :icon_mrgr

[Drew]

lol, sorry :D . i just have a good memory and i know the threads and posts here. sorry for being a party crasher. :icon_neut :icon_mrgr

[AngelsKiss]

lol, sorry :D . i just have a good memory and i know the threads and posts here. sorry for being a party crasher. :icon_neut :icon_mrgr

No problem kiddo, I was just teasing ya. I sure wish I had your memory though, must be old age:)

[Drew]

people don't stop playing because they get old, they get old because they stop playing. ;)
you're still playing so you must still be young. :cool:

[AngelsKiss]

people don't stop playing because they get old, they get old because they stop playing. ;)
you're still playing so you must still be young. :cool:

Yes I am still young just not as young as you are:)

Darn, another thread hijacked and stretched into something else. Boy, stop following me around ;)

[Drew]

how young are you angel?? :eusa_thin (pm me if u don't want to post it)
you know what they say, where the ladies go, the men will follow. :icon_mrgr (sounds like stalking doesn't it :( )

[AngelsKiss]

how young are you angel?? :eusa_thin (pm me if u don't want to post it)
you know what they say, where the ladies go, the men will follow. :icon_mrgr (sounds like stalking doesn't it :( )

LOL..yeah sounds like stalking :)

Now if you were here in North America you would have to be careful with a statement like that. Incidentally I just saw a bulletin this morning warning us females to becareful, because there is a raper out there. Sadly enough its not too far from where I live.

[Greatis]

how young are you angel?? :eusa_thin (pm me if u don't want to post it)


Boy don't you know it's bad manners to ask a lady her age?
:eusa_snoo

PS. I would like to know too :eusa_whis

[Drew]

LMAO, i know greatis, i can't help it though, i am curious.

[AngelsKiss]

Boy don't you know it's bad manners to ask a lady her age?
:eusa_snoo

PS. I would like to know too :eusa_whis

LOL...Greatis I have no hang ups about age :) I had actually pmed Drew but since you so want to know I will post it here. Edited out.

[Drew]

give or take a few years angel?? :eusa_shhh

[AngelsKiss]

give or take a few years angel?? :eusa_shhh

LOL...now you will have the board wondering. You wait until JCB comes online, she is gonna give you hell :icon_mrgr

[Drew]

......and i hope you'll defend me. :icon_mrgr

[AngelsKiss]

......and i hope you'll defend me. :icon_mrgr

Yeah, don't worry sweetie I will protect ya, especially knowing what I know ;)

[Greatis]

Yeah, don't worry sweetie I will protect ya, especially knowing what I know ;)

Knowing what you know a wha dis?

[Drew]

oh gosh, i guess you figured it out. i really do have a guardian angel.

[Drew]

Knowing what you know a wha dis?our little secret greatis. :eusa_shhh

[philben]

Bwoy, the way you talk it would seem that you know each other personally, do you (drew and angel)?

[AngelsKiss]

Bwoy, the way you talk it would seem that you know each other personally, do you (drew and angel)?

No Phil, I just like to pull Drew's legs and vice versa I suppose:)

[AngelsKiss]

our little secret greatis. :eusa_shhh

Yep Greatis, and thats all I can say:)

[Drew]

nope, only on the site. but behind closed doors is another thing. :eusa_whis

[philben]

ok, it's great to have found that sort friendship online

[Drew]

i'm gonna be in trouble for that last post. :eusa_doh:

[AngelsKiss]

i'm gonna be in trouble for that last post. :eusa_doh:

Hmmm...now how can I punish you? ;) :p

[AngelsKiss]

I don't think you really want me thinking Drew:) Lemme see...I am thinking roaches :icon_twis

Ok ppl I am off, I am heading home shortly. Catch you all later and you all try to be good:)

[Cocoa]

Thank God I made this thread because you 2 are off the chain with all the flirting.

PS. What is this JCB going to sic yu? I am not a bad oom an yu know.

[AngelsKiss]

Thank God I made this thread because you 2 are off the chain with all the flirting.

PS. What is this JCB going to sic yu? I am not a bad oom an yu know.

LOL JCB, you started this flirting thing, when we were not even flirting, so this is for your sake really:)

As for the sic thing, well I think the guys are a bit scared of you and pls let them continue to be scared:)

[Drew]

angel's right cocoa, you were the one that mentioned the flirting not us.
you are a woman to be feared cocoa.

[MiTcHiE]

Ahmm, u guys made meread all 5 pages. Up to now nutten juicy. Spice it up guys.

[Cocoa]

*Mitchie love a passa passa..lol

ANd no one anwer the original questions

[Arch_Angel]

*Arch_Angel hovers over the thread like an eagle....watching....just watching....*

[Chris]

* Chris orbits over Arch and the thread like a satellite doing some reconnaissance *

[Cocoa]

]*Arch_Angel hovers over the thread like an eagle....watching....just watching....*
]* Chris orbits over Arch and the thread like a satellite doing some reconnaissance *
Mi lost! Mi very lost.

[Kitten]

Hmmm interesting a flirting spot and no one fliriting :)

[Greatis]

here I am Kitten are you up for it?

@ Jacocoabutter. Why do you do reconnaissance in a war Ja. To find hostilities right. need I say more?

[Kitten]

ok wats your line

[Kitten]

i know youve heard this one before, wats your sign? :)

[Greatis]

hehe Scorpio
your's?

[Kitten]

taurus wats some of your pickup lines?

[Greatis]

I don't use pick up lines It's mundane and boring and so 80's

[Greatis]

but here goes. this should be funny.

[Greatis]

hmmm Excuse me kitten, I don't mean to stare, but um I think your really Beautiful

[Kitten]

Well most people have some way they introduce themselves when they want to meet someone. Maybe its not a pick up line. but more of an approach. So how do you approach a woman. this is the flirt spot GREATIS! :)

[Greatis]

hey kitten you not responding to me line. Guess it was lame

[Kitten]

Oh, as I pretend to be bashful. ;)

[Kitten]

I have one. "Has a woman ever ask you out before" thats from a woman. he he

[Greatis]

Actually hmmm no are you doing so? :eusa_shif

[Chris]

Mi lost! Mi very lost.Just suggesting that I'm silently looking on :)

[Kitten]

Actually hmmm no are you doing so? :eusa_shif

i hope your not that slow in other things :)

[Greatis]

i hope your not that slow in other things :)


:icon_redf no mi affi defend mi self now. No star mi not slow at all. :icon_lol:

[Kitten]

Zeen :eusa_shhh ;)

[Cocoa]

:D :D Kitten and the Greatis..oh me oh my. :)

[Zoley!]

Just get the digits girl, if you havent already. :)

[AngelsKiss]

Now the real flirting begins. I wonder where this will end up ;)

[Kitten]

:eusa_shhh

:eusa_whis

Just get the digits girl, if you havent already. :)

[Zoley!]

:eusa_shhh

:eusa_whis


watch you nuh flirt wid sum oomans man :eusa_snoo ;)

[Drew]

Ahmm, u guys made meread all 5 pages. Up to now nutten juicy. Spice it up guys.LMAO, you not reading the posts carefully, its all about behind closed doors. :icon_mrgr

[Zoley!]

so you not trying it drew

[Drew]

trying it wat.

[Zoley!]

trying it wat.

I didnt go all the way back, my bad. i would have seen you have been flirting :)

[MiTcHiE]

I am still not happy at all with the level of flirting going on here. Its a thread with the title The Flirting Spot, once again spice it up, or would u guys like me to start up summen??

[AngelsKiss]

I am still not happy at all with the level of flirting going on here. Its a thread with the title The Flirting Spot, once again spice it up, or would u guys like me to start up summen??

Feel free to jump in Mitchie:)

[MiTcHiE]

I am a reserved type of guy so I mainly respond. So get the ball rollin.

[MiTcHiE]

Kitten u seem interesting.

[AngelsKiss]

I am a reserved type of guy so I mainly respond. So get the ball rollin.

Heck I like men who can take charge...so it looks like you are out of this one:)

I will just have to stick harassing with Drew ;)

[Kitten]

I am still not happy at all with the level of flirting going on here. Its a thread with the title The Flirting Spot, once again spice it up, or would u guys like me to start up summen??


hi mitchie wat a gwaan. how are you today. were you from. wats your thing. wats your sign. lets get it started. :) ;)

[MiTcHiE]

LOL dont assume so quickly. I would rather u start because I want to c how far I can take this flirting

[MiTcHiE]

hi mitchie wat a gwaan. how are you today. were you from. wats your thing. wats your sign. lets get it started. :) ;)

Hey kitten I am at work, tired but i am kool. Today is ok so far, I been smiling since u responded. I am from Ja, I am not sure I understand what u mean by my thing, but my sign is sagi, although that shouldnt matter.


What about u, how r u doing, where r u from, what tickles ur fancy??? what kinda guy do u go for, shy innocent type, bold and take charge kind, reserved etc??

And if a guy gave u a poem which had these first 2 lines, what would be ur reaction?? - Ur the ackee in my saltfish, The bulla with my cheese.....

[AngelsKiss]

LOL dont assume so quickly. I would rather u start because I want to c how far I can take this flirting

Well you have Kitten there ready to flirt with ya, so go for it. It should be interesting read:)

[Gillion]

SLACKERZZZZ

IVAN blow me away for a while and this is what you all get up to when I gone ?

MOTEL 6 ?


hahahahahahaha

[Kitten]

And I thought you were going to be boring. It looks as though your not. My thing is I like to different things. Changing, evolving the embodiment of who kitten is. Sorry you have to work today. Or are you escaping something in your life. That puts you there. If I was to answer your poem two lines. hmmmm. I dont know what would go with that. But I would say in my own words. Speak your words oh so gently. Let me here your words of plenty. :)

[AngelsKiss]

SLACKERZZZZ

IVAN blow me away for a while and this is what you all get up to when I gone ?

MOTEL 6 ?


hahahahahahaha

Gillion, you are just jealous :icon_mrgr

[AngelsKiss]

Hey kitten I am at work, tired but i am kool. Today is ok so far, I been smiling since u responded. I am from Ja, I am not sure I understand what u mean by my thing, but my sign is sagi, although that shouldnt matter.


What about u, how r u doing, where r u from, what tickles ur fancy??? what kinda guy do u go for, shy innocent type, bold and take charge kind, reserved etc??

And if a guy gave u a poem which had these first 2 lines, what would be ur reaction?? - Ur the ackee in my saltfish, The bulla with my cheese.....

Ur the ackee on my saltfish? How corny is that?:) Come on man be a bit more original:)

[MiTcHiE]

Interesting indeed u r. I am already attracted to the words u use. I can just imagine u talking to me and me being hypnotised by the movements of ur lips.

Anyways,I am not escaping anything in my life. Just have to work weird days.

R u the type to leave a guy speechless in more ways than one and how old r u, if u dont mind me asking. Although a woman never answers this question I will try my luck. Pm me if u like.

[MiTcHiE]

Ur the ackee on my saltfish? How corny is that?:) Come on man be a bit more original:)

LMAO, I didnt write it, I just saw it in the paper a while back.

For the record, I dont use lines.

"If ur game is strong, U cant go wrong" - Hence I dont need lines.

[Kitten]

hmmmmmm. im just sayn Meow :)

[AngelsKiss]

Interesting indeed u r. I am already attracted to the words u use. I can just imagine u talking to me and me being hypnotised by the movements of ur lips.

Anyways,I am not escaping anything in my life. Just have to work weird days.

R u the type to leave a guy speechless in more ways than one and how old r u, if u dont mind me asking. Although a woman never answers this question I will try my luck. Pm me if u like.

Woohooo this is getting hot. Darn but if you guys start to PM I won't know whats going on :icon_lol:

Well I think I better leave you 2. Have fun ;)

[MiTcHiE]

We keeping it here angel, cant leave u out at all.

[AngelsKiss]

We keeping it here angel, cant leave u out at all.

How kind you are :) I will catch you guys later. It better be good since you were the one complaining about the lack of spice :D

[Kitten]

Well you have a audience now mitchie you are special. :icon_mrgr

[Greatis]

whooo "It's getting hot in here take off all your clothes". :eusa_whis

[Kitten]

you first Greatis hmmmmm.

[MiTcHiE]

Kitten u need to delete some of ur pms.

Greatis where r u, i am quite cold. I will just watch kitten though. It should be captivating. What do u say Kitten?? Slowly would be good.

[Kitten]

i only do those things in private sweetie. I only need an audience of one. :)

[MiTcHiE]

Can I be that one?? Or is that space already filled?? If the person in that position not living up to ur standards I could substitute when u see fit.

[Greatis]

wheeee I can't take the heat in the kitchen. I think the living room is in order. With a glass of ice and hmmm some melted chocolate that's still warm. What do you say kitten?

[Kitten]

hmmmmm two strong males whats a kitty to do :icon_redf :)

[AngelsKiss]

you first Greatis hmmmmm.

Heck, I leave for a short time and ppl want clothes off, What next? :icon_mrgr

[MiTcHiE]

LMAO, Yep now things r just spicy enough.

[MiTcHiE]

What about my offer Kitten??

[AngelsKiss]

LMBO...2 Rats fighting over one Kitten. I thought it was suppose to be the other way around :icon_mrgr

[Kitten]

2 rats interesting metaphor :eusa_thin

[AngelsKiss]

LOL...You can tell when ppl in PM Land..the board gets quiet. Hey Mitchie whats up with that? You promised to entertain us:)

Ce n'est pas bien :)

[Drew]

this is getting mighty interesting.

[AngelsKiss]

i'm a lover not a fighter. come on, you know how much i avoid conflicts.

Yeah I know you avoid conflicts, but if you read my post well you would have seen the winking at the end. Oh man you are slow today:)

[MiTcHiE]

LOL...You can tell when ppl in PM Land..the board gets quiet. Hey Mitchie whats up with that? You promised to entertain us:)

Ce n'est pas bien :)
No Man nutten like that.... Kitten is away I think, so I am patiently waiting, U not missing anything much, really.... :rolleyes:

And what was that last sentence in english??

By the way in my life I have come across certain ladies that love to speak in different languages,and they all prove to be interesting characters. And today I have noticed 2 more.

[AngelsKiss]

No Man nutten like that.... Kitten is away I think, so I am patiently waiting, U not missing anything much, really.... :rolleyes:

And what was that last sentence in english??

By the way in my life I have come across certain ladies that love to speak in different languages,and they all prove to be interesting characters. And today I have noticed 2 more.

Ce n'est pas bien - It's not fair:)

[Drew]

hehe. still trying to recover from last night.

[MiTcHiE]

Whats not fair?

[AngelsKiss]

Whats not fair?

Lordy Mitchie read the entire darn post:)

First I am your translator, now you want me to rewrite the post :)
What next?

[MiTcHiE]

I soon tell u whats next

[Bashment Girl]

some bashment has arrived. alright, lets get the party started. watcha think bashment girl :icon_mrgr :icon_mrgr

Aaaaarite yute! Since ya inna di hypness like mi den come mek we wine
BTW... ya cyan slow wine nice? Cuz mi love di slow wine :D :icon_mrgr

[AngelsKiss]

I soon tell u whats next

LOL...why does this sound omnious? ;)

[AngelsKiss]

Aaaaarite yute! Since ya inna di hypness like mi den come mek we wine
BTW... ya cyan slow wine nice? Cuz mi love di slow wine :D :icon_mrgr

LOL..this sounds hot:)

BTW BG I see you also live in Ontario, cool:)

[Drew]

anytype a wining mi can hold mi ground darling. :cool:

[AngelsKiss]

hehe. still trying to recover from last night.

Now am curious, what happened last night Drew?:)

[Drew]

u getting jealous angel??

[AngelsKiss]

u getting jealous angel??

Not yet sweetie...but lets see where this going nuh?:)

[Bashment Girl]

Eh Drew a good ting ya seh ya cyan manage ANY wine caw mi come in like one dancehall queen more times mi haffi TEK TIME wit di man dem ya si wha mi uh seh? :icon_mrgr

Angel ya deh in Ontario too? Good to know! Wheneva mi 'ave one uh mi BASHMENT paaty dem, ya cyan get in fre so mi cyan put one face tuh di name. Ya down? :cool:

[Drew]

oh lawd. a feel shamed. u nuh remember??

[AngelsKiss]

oh lawd. a feel shamed. u nuh remember??

LOL...well I never expected you to spread our business on here, good grief man:)

[Drew]

Not yet sweetie...but lets see where this going nuh?:)u getting some competition angel.
:icon_mrgr

[AngelsKiss]

Eh Drew a good ting ya seh ya cyan manage ANY wine caw mi come in like one dancehall queen more times mi haffi TEK TIME wit di man dem ya si wha mi uh seh? :icon_mrgr

Angel ya deh in Ontario too? Good to know! Wheneva mi 'ave one uh mi BASHMENT paaty dem, ya cyan get in fre so mi cyan put one face tuh di name. Ya down? :cool:

Thanks BG, who knows I may just give it a try:)

[AngelsKiss]

trust me, put it on pon mi and a won't let u down. ;)

Oh my how soon they forget and find someone else :icon_mrgr

Looks like I have to drop someone here ;)

I wonder where Mitchie is? When the Kitten is away the Angel will play ;)

[Drew]

LMAO. ahhh, know u couldn't let me down.

[Bashment Girl]

Angel: Ya done know ... if a Bashment deh bout mi mek ya know :cool: Christmas uh di big big Jam dem... so mi mek ya know.

Drew: Ya soon mek people fret ya hear? Tek dat tuh di Flirt section caw di way ya seh ya cyan manage it... mek mi waan sen it on ya si wha mi uh seh? lol :p Anyway, mi nuh tink seh ya cyan manage mi bubble & wine... or mi slow wine ....lol

[AngelsKiss]

LMAO. ahhh, know u couldn't let me down.

LOL...you just want the whole board to know, show off:)

[AngelsKiss]

Angel: Ya done know my girl... if a Bashment deh bout mi mek ya know :cool: Christmas uh di big big Jam dem... so mi mek ya know.

Drew: Ya soon mek people fret ya hear? Tek dat tuh di Flirt section caw di way ya seh ya cyan manage it... mek mi waan sen it on ya si wha mi uh seh? lol :p Anyway, mi nuh tink seh ya cyan manage mi bubble & wine... or mi slow wine ....lol

Thanks BG.

OMG...Drew you read that? Can you really manage? Serve you right if you cant:)

[Drew]

lol, cool nuh. u sound like i might have to recover from something more later. :cool:

[Drew]

angel nuff love de bout fi go round. so nuh fret, tings still a gwan fi u.

bashie sounds like u need to put me to the test.

[AngelsKiss]

angel nuff love de bout fi go round. so nuh fret, tings still a gwan fi u.

bashie sounds like u need to put me to the test.

No thanks, am not into the sharing business. Greatis where are ya? Mitchie disappeared ;)

[Bashment Girl]

angel nuff love de bout fi go round. so nuh fret, tings still a gwan fi u.

bashie sounds like u need to put me to the test.

Mi nuh really inna di share "LOVE" ting either Angel lol.. but mi gi im ONE dance jus' fi si if im cyan deal wit a ting... lol..mi love how yaad man dem wine though... so ya betta 'ave di riddim in CHECK bredren :icon_mrgr :cool: ;)

[AngelsKiss]

Mi nuh really inna di share "LOVE" ting either Angel lol.. but mi gi im ONE dance jus' fi si if im cyan deal wit a ting... lol..mi love how yaad man dem wine though... so ya betta 'ave di riddim in CHECK bredren :icon_mrgr :cool: ;)

BG I hope you work him real good. Teach him a lesson he will never forget:)

[Greatis]

I'm here AngelsKiss hehe I am last resort but hey. Guess I have to take what I get.

[AngelsKiss]

I'm here AngelsKiss hehe I am last resort but hey. Guess I have to take what I get.

Heh Greatis, you were never last resort. It's just that you ran off earlier with Kitten. However, now that the Kitten is away this Angel will play:)

Hey Drew what do you have to say about that, huh? :p

[Bashment Girl]

I'm here AngelsKiss hehe I am last resort but hey. Guess I have to take what I get.

Watch him fishing for compliments... I've seen your pic my yute... nuttin' don't wrong wit ya an' ya know it! Furddamore mi know ya neva let yaself be a last resort in ya life so hush lol ;)

EY Angel... im nah reply all now... dat one Drew cyan't manage me :icon_mrgr Too much riddim pon di dance floor man.. im cyan't kip up :icon_mrgr

[Greatis]

hehe Greatis will never let it be said that he ran from a lady. It seems that Drew has picked up and ran off. :icon_lol:

[Bashment Girl]

hehe Greatis will never let it be said that he ran from a lady. It seems that Drew has picked up and ran off. :icon_lol:

tee hee hee :icon_mrgr im cyan't manage di wine G.. ya done know lol :D

[AngelsKiss]

hehe Greatis will never let it be said that he ran from a lady. It seems that Drew has picked up and ran off. :icon_lol:

LOL..I wasn't gonna say anything, but I have to defend Drew here. Drew didn't run off, he had to leave, why I won't say ;)

[Xenocrates]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v102/Xenocrates/Smilies/sleepy.gif

[AngelsKiss]

lol, cool nuh. u sound like i might have to recover from something more later. :cool:

LOL...well you are the one who had to go rest ;)

[Bashment Girl]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v102/Xenocrates/Smilies/sleepy.gif

lol.. what's that about MR? lol...

[Chris]

... Sometimes I wish boys and gals just came out and sed what they meant instead of playing this stupid game of tag. ...If they did then the good ole edit post button would get clicked ;)

[Bashment Girl]

This thread is like all buildup and no climax. Sometimes I wish boys and gals just came out and sed what they meant instead of playing this stupid game of tag. But I guess different people get kicks from different things, and some people love beating around the bush.... literally.... if you catch my drift.

Gone in search of another thread to victimize...http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v102/Xenocrates/Smilies/kickcan.gif

lol lol ... aaaaarite yute...lol well mi come out an' seh it den. Mi need one STRONG Yaad Man fi come gimme di YAAD WINE OK? lol... bout beatin' roun' di bush lol... Sometimes that's fun though.... don't be a stick in the mud lol :cool: :p ;)

[Xenocrates]

There's always something called tact. ;)

[Bashment Girl]

There's always something called tact. ;)

For WHOM was this directed.... mi come in to loud fi ya iyah?

[Drew]

xeno, we were asked to tone down the content.

[Drew]

iite, see how it going to go. mi a go work wit angel, trust me she sweeet. but mi wah bashie fi sen on the wine. unu can work wit dat?? :cool: :cool:

[Xenocrates]

wtf? isn't angel a girl?

[Drew]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v102/Xenocrates/Smilies/sleepy.gifyo i'm still dwl about this little guy. :D

[Drew]

wtf? isn't angel a girl?wat did i say that makes u think otherwise. :eusa_thin

[Bashment Girl]

yo what the hell going on in this place. bashie, mi neva run from a wine yet. just mek sure you have the stamina fi keep it going. cho man.

eh yo stamina uh nuh my problem yute... lol...

[Drew]

is not the stamina. i just mek sure u nuh tired after 1 hour.

[Gillion]

murrrdeeerrrr

[Xenocrates]

Haah bwoy, dis gal ya no easy y'know iah... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v102/Xenocrates/Smilies/nope.gif

[Cocoa]

Lawd Geesam!!! What has this thread turning out into? I didn't expect no one to exchange digits and start thinking bout marriage. ;)

Oh lawd, what have I done?

[Drew]

you've got the party started in this place cocoa. u still have my praises for starting it.

[Cocoa]

Oh I didn't expect it, but whatever marriages going to go on, please send me an invitation. lol

[Drew]

you like buju gillion. but that rrriiiiigggggghhhhhhtttttt thing, i think that was back in the day man. i don't hear that anymore.

[Drew]

i can't believe this turn into a 5 page thread. wow. its all about social interactions right.

[Gillion]

I am old... ask xeno... my "back in the day" done.... I am a fossil now :)

You rule you one you come first.. big big big big biggy biggy biggy biggy big it up big it up mek a nex gyal reverse.... TURNTABLE MACHINE HOT !!!!

[Xenocrates]

5 page? :eusa_eh:

Drew, I'm starting to doubt your counting capabilities. This is page 18 dude.

[Drew]

sorry man. but u a select some nice tunes. but weh mi dancing partna deh. tell u, after 1 hour she tired. :rolleyes:

[Cocoa]

Oh lawd.... I need to cover mi ears in dis thread ha.

ANd yes, its la page 18....caan count Drewisha.

[Drew]

5 page? :eusa_eh:

Drew, I'm starting to doubt your counting capabilities. This is page 18 dude.come on xeno, u of all people should expect more than that from me. i select the option to view 40 pages per thread, ok. :eusa_wall

but page 18, damn. :icon_eek:

[Gillion]

people quick run go cal the owna people quick a sound boy just dead een yah people quick sen goh call di owna people quick gillion just step een yah..... pu pu pu pull it up one more time SSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOUUUUUUNNNDDDDDD

*me notches up the sony DTS amplifier up to full output wattage....

[Xenocrates]

Umm... G? U awright man? Mebbe u a bit 2 high on the http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v102/Xenocrates/Smilies/weed.gif

[Bashment Girl]

Haah bwoy, dis gal ya no easy y'know iah... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v102/Xenocrates/Smilies/nope.gif

Mi nuh easy at all! Rude gyal ya suh memba DAT!

Is wha tek D? Bout tiyahd afta 1 hour! Ya mussi mad! EH! Ya neva read mi name deh? BASHMENT GIRL... BASHMENT... wha mi name be? OH!

Stamina uh nuh my problem. Mi waan suggest Guiness, Roots, tonic, di whole uh it if ya 'ave plan fi tek mi on bredda memba dat.

Bashment=Dancehall Queen=RudeGyal.... yeah:cool:

[Gillion]

too high on the
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v102/Xenocrates/Smilies/weed.gif

nooo man... not possible.....

sssssssuuuuuuppppp

*holds breath***********************88

exhallleeeeessss...


dayum dats some good [censored]

[Cocoa]

This is the flirtin gthread and not the one for recreational activites.

Now was drew and Bashment Girl in something or was it Angel and drew?

Drew I see you are a needed fellow around here. ;)

[Gillion]

bashy, you naw work wid di program.... DANCE PON DI SPEAKER BOX DEM AND STOP DI TALKING DANCE FI MI DANCE FI MI DANCE FI MI....

[Xenocrates]

Bashy, why's ur pic-4-an-avatar so small?

[Gillion]

it look like I gon have to work harer to muckup Jacoco thread :D

[Cocoa]

Muck-up? You can't even start to flirt with me Gillion.

[Gillion]

I don't flirt...

[Gillion]

I possess.... like freddy I would be in your dreams.... muahahahahaaa

[Cocoa]

HAHA in my dreams Gillion? Please!!!!!!! LOL you are funny.
And I donot believe that there is one single guy out there who doesn't flirt. Why not?

[AngelsKiss]

Darn I have been off for a few hours and you all raising cain around here. What the heck is going ok? Ppl flirting hard and talking bout who have stamina from who dont have, while others getting high and going crazy :icon_mrgr

[Gillion]

I not getting crazy .... did anybody say I was getting crazy ? you think I going crazy ? what makes you think I goingg crazy ? you think I am some dreanged, insane, lunatic ? do my antics scare or amuse you ? huh ? speakup child ? speak up ?

*continues to smoke cho-cho leaf spliff*

[Bashment Girl]

bashy, you naw work wid di program.... DANCE PON DI SPEAKER BOX DEM AND STOP DI TALKING DANCE FI MI DANCE FI MI DANCE FI MI....

Mi uh buck some music right now an' wine right now. "Wine an' go down gyal, whine an' go down gyal, wine an' go down gyal... excercise time" lol... :D

X: That pic is small cuz it's for an avtar from another forum and this pics have to be smaller.

Anyway mi still uh dance ova yah suh... "Long time bad gyal uh tell dem an' dem uh gwan like dem nuh undastan'..." lol... Dancehall Queen :cool:

[AngelsKiss]

I not getting crazy .... did anybody say I was getting crazy ? you think I going crazy ? what makes you think I goingg crazy ? you think I am some dreanged, insane, lunatic ? do my antics scare or amuse you ? huh ? speakup child ? speak up ?

*continues to smoke cho-cho leaf spliff*

Gillion you are a riot :) You and BG crack me up and she is a real piece of work too:)

[Drew]

down to gillion's avatar look high.

[Gillion]

I say: Bashy you look juicy... and I starving for some beef... haven't had none since Ivan blow (all smutty minds think what ya want) and seeeing how I am a carnivour (coyote) I am looking at them fine thighs you have and thinking ohh what nice thighs you have...

Now you say : ....

[Xenocrates]

Streeeess.....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v102/Xenocrates/Smilies/jaw.gif

Da boy ya star!

[Drew]

who giving u stress xeno??
there is a thread about stress.

[Bashment Girl]

I say: Bashy you look juicy... and I starving for some beef... haven't had none since Ivan blow (all smutty minds think what ya want) and seeeing how I am a carnivour (coyote) I am looking at them fine thighs you have and thinking ohh what nice thighs you have...

Now you say : ....

EH watch ya self King lol... :rolleyes: bout carnivour...lol

[Gillion]

muurrderrrrrr

[Xenocrates]

Never thought I'd live to see the day a female object to a man being a carnivore.

Signs and wonders I tell you! Better get m'self in order!

[Gillion]

what dis girl thinking ? hahahahaha

[Drew]

LMAO. him going to eat you bashie. (tek unu minds out di gutter) :icon_mrgr

RRRRUUUUNNNNN. :icon_mrgr

[Drew]

Never thought I'd live to see the day a female object to a man being a carnivore.

Signs and wonders I tell you! Better get m'self in order!there is a thread titled "why do women send mixed signals." i think you should see it.

[Bashment Girl]

LMAO. him going to eat you bashie. (tek unu minds out di gutter) :icon_mrgr

RRRRUUUUNNNNN. :icon_mrgr

Run? Mi nah run from man..... I'm in the YAAD MAN fan club :D lol...

[Drew]

trang girl. nice.

[Gillion]

bashy how much you weigh ?

you watch road runner cartoons ?

you know I am a genius right ?

*gillion pats growling belly*

[Bashment Girl]

What kind of questions are those? lol lol....

Oh boy mi nah seh nuttin caw mi uh get banned afta mi fus' day lol lol...

The Carnivour is a joker ya'll lol :rolleyes:

[Gillion]

yes... I joke... but it hides a deadly serious mind... learn dat

as for di ban ting... no man... yuh naw get banned unless you get real nawsi

[Xenocrates]

Jah know .... Bashment Girl WEEELL Hype! Send a note out when you're back in Ja (if you're not already here). CaribYard linkup should rock like a California 'Quake with you around. Nuff hypeness. :)

Awrite, di res' a unno 'tap di ñamin' argument. Cho'. Think PG-13 people. ;)

Drew - I already know why women send mixed signals. If I had a dollar for every woman who I know who is good at making up her mind, I'd have about 50 cents. LOL

[Gillion]

now answer the questions... cause I hungry and I sizing you up for a quick bite :)

miss lady when gilly bite you...

[Gillion]

xeno... you need to hang around some more poor girls... dem mek up dem mind faster dan di rich ones you seem to have an addiction for :)

[Xenocrates]

Come to think of it, yu right y'know boss! Fi REAL! All dem town gal ya love look pon di I credit card. When dem seet, dem tun eediat.

Jah know. I ago checkout Westmoreland. I saw some nice specimen from that section recently. Provided ofcourse they didn't catch a flight with Ivan...

[Kitten]

who opened the gates the forum is changed now. :icon_ques :confused:

[Bashment Girl]

Jah know .... Bashment Girl WEEELL Hype! Send a note out when you're back in Ja (if you're not already here). CaribYard linkup should rock like a California 'Quake with you around. Nuff hypeness. :)

Drew - I already know why women send mixed signals. If I had a dollar for every woman who I know who is good at making up her mind, I'd have about 50 cents. LOL

I resent that... I am very good at decision making... so there's your dollar. ;)

I was just talking to my friend this afternoon... we want to head down to JA at the and of the year. My B-DAY Nov. so I wanna hit it then.

I really really really really wanna hit QUAD I hear it's the new LICK... and I will still go Assylum same way... uh same owna dem so ya done know.:cool:

Yeah whenever the CY Link Up happens mi hope mi deh ya too cuz mi uh staat the official CY DANCEHALL QUEEN COMPETITION :D

[Gillion]

@Bashy... mi hungry.... :)

[AngelsKiss]

I resent that... I am very good at decision making... so there's your dollar. ;)

I was just talking to my friend this afternoon... we want to head down to JA at the and of the year. My B-DAY Nov. so I wanna hit it then.

I really really really really wanna hit QUAD I hear it's the new LICK... and I will still go Assylum same way... uh same owna dem so ya done know.:cool:

Yeah whenever the CY Link Up happens mi hope mi deh ya too cuz mi uh staat the official CY DANCEHALL QUEEN COMPETITION :D

Hey BG I am heading to Jamaica in Nov myself:)

[Bashment Girl]

Angel... gyal.. we haffi go uh yaad an' gi trubble lol... serious! If I end up down deh so inna Nov. mi mek ya know fi real!

JAH KNOW! World is in touble anytime Bashment Girl deh.. boring people get up an' RUN ...:D.. you'll notice I have a BUJU BANTON addiction coon lol

Gillion: Is wha tek ya tuhday? Ya hungry? Mi 'ave bulla an' cheese fi ya wha'appen tuh ya lol :rolleyes:

[Drew]

alright, caribyard party, i'm there.

[Gillion]

@ bashy... baby... just cools nuh man and step into my pot likkle mek mi pour di flavouring all over you bady

[AngelsKiss]

Angel... gyal.. we haffi go uh yaad an' gi trubble lol... serious! If I end up down deh so inna Nov. mi mek ya know fi real!

JAH KNOW! World is in touble anytime Bashment Girl deh.. boring people get up an' RUN ...:D.. you'll notice I have a BUJU BANTON addiction coon lol

Gillion: Is wha tek ya tuhday? Ya hungry? Mi 'ave bulla an' cheese fi ya wha'appen tuh ya lol :rolleyes:

Kewl BG...I have to definately head down. I am planning to book my ticket tomorrow. Last Thrusday I saw an AJ flight cheap for C$640 on Expedia so hopefully its still there tomorrow.

[Gillion]

* puts hybrid angel kiss on di menu *

[AngelsKiss]

* puts hybrid angel kiss on di menu *

Mine you bite off more than you can chew ;)

[Bashment Girl]

kool Angel.. I'll let you know.

G! Mi jus' notice sitten.. ya fram PORTMORE... is wha? Ya neva know seh mi uh di PORTMORE MRS? Fi real! lol...

It's a KARTEL thing don't fret.... Bwoy mi LUV Kartel BAD BAD! :icon_mrgr

[Gillion]

@angel... coyotes have very large jaws and are know to rip the meals apart into managable chunks

@bashy... yes I live in the 3rd city of jamaica (still don't have a hospital) but where in mosquito hell are you from :)

[AngelsKiss]

@angel... coyotes have very large jaws and are know to rip the meals apart into managable chunks

@bashy... yes I live in the 3rd city of jamaica (still don't have a hospital) but where in mosquito hell are you from :)

Yes Gillion and they have been known to get shot too:)

[Bashment Girl]

Ya nah si mi location deh pon mi profile? lol.... Toronto yute... mi deh in di T.O. same place that brought you such wonderful people as SNOW, SEAN DESMOND, JIM CAREY, and so much more :D

Ya know Kartel? :icon_mrgr

[Gillion]

Yes Gillion and they have been known to get shot too:)

a sad fact of life... sigh....

*puts on the acme bulletproof vest*

better ?

[Gillion]

SNOW ? SNOW ?

liky boom deh ?

hahahahahah

di informer ?

hahahahahahahahahaa

[Xenocrates]

Umm... Guys? Do y'all remember me asking you to keep it PG-13? I was serious...let's not get too carried away.

Angel - No need to take offense. It wasn't directed at you. If you still choose to feel that way, consider it retracted. ;)

[Bashment Girl]

Umm... Guys? Do y'all remember me asking you to keep it PG-13? I was serious...let's not get too carried away.




I thought we were doing OK... aaaarite boss mi hear ya :cool:

G! Mi uh no informa OK? LOL... so wha? Ya know Kartel? lol :rolleyes:

[AngelsKiss]

Umm... Guys? Do y'all remember me asking you to keep it PG-13? I was serious...let's not get too carried away.

Angel - No need to take offense. It wasn't directed at you. If you still choose to feel that way, consider it retracted. ;)

What are you talking about Xeno? You have lost me.

[Xenocrates]

Great! :D

Moving on... :eusa_whis

[AngelsKiss]

Great! :D

Moving on... :eusa_whis

Heck no you cant start something and not explain, it doesnt work that way boss!

[Xenocrates]

I hear Johnny Cochran is giving a 15% discount. Sue me. :icon_mrgr

naaah I'm just playing... Go back and read a few posts and you'll connect the dots. ;)

[Cocoa]

This thread went on and on in a seperate direction without even answering the original questions:

So ladies and gentlemen, what are your most famous pick-up lines? Flirting lines? Or just ways to win a woman's/man's heart?That's all this thread was about in the begining really.

[AngelsKiss]

I hear Johnny Cochran is giving a 15% discount. Sue me. :icon_mrgr

naaah I'm just playing... Go back and read a few posts and you'll connect the dots. ;)

I am not going back to reading a million and one posts and I am leaving before I get real freaking mad!

[Bashment Girl]

OK OK MRS. I hear you

Ok the way to any man's heart is to support and encourage him on his journey to success.

West Indian men now... well the above applies but we also know seh it thru good cook food :D

[Gillion]

pushing buttons xeno ? careful... you watch dexter's lab ?

[Xenocrates]

LMAO! :icon_mrgr

I still don't know why she's mad! I'm as confused as she is right now.

[Xenocrates]

What are you talking about Xeno? You have lost me.

- I'm just realising why she took offense:


Umm... Guys? Do y'all remember me asking you to keep it PG-13? I was serious...let's not get too carried away.

- Not directed at Angel. It was referring to the people flirting who were partaking in some rather.... well.... questionable content. All the talk about eating and orgy and who have stamina etc. etc. People can get carried away. This was not directed @ Angel. The others know themselves. ;)


Angel - No need to take offense. It wasn't directed at you. If you still choose to feel that way, consider it retracted.

- This is in reference to your being offended by my saying that "Girls can't make up their minds" - which was NOT directed at YOU, it was directed at Gillion and Drew. But since you said you took offense, I asked you not to, since the context does not refer to you in any way shape or form.

The cause of the problem is mine:

I like to merge several thoughts in a single post.

I tend to think faster than I can type anyway - so it seems to be more economical. Next time, I will use the referring quotes when I do that. It makes like a lot less confusing for everybody.

Angelkiss, my sincerest apologies. The confusion of multiple people posting simultaneously only exacerbated the situation (wanting to address many comments with a single post). I had to SERIOUSLY study the posts to realise how I managed to confuse you and myself as well.... LOL .... my apologies. It was a genuine mistake. ;)

[Cocoa]

So with all that said, can we please now return to the original question of the thread and answer the questions:
So ladies and gentlemen, what are your most famous pick-up lines? Or just ways to win a woman's/man's heart?

[Xenocrates]

Pickup: "Are you friendly?"
Usual Response: "Maybe..." or a sheepish "I guess..."
Pickup: "You don't bite do you?"
Usual Response: "Not unless u want me to..."

Laughter usually follows.

Where u go from there is limited to your imagination. Works 90% of the time. Guaranteed.

Fine Print:
I disclaim all warranties of any kind, implied or explicit, direct or indirect. This info is provided on an "as is" basis, and your usage of it indicates your agreement to this disclaimer. I am therefore not liable for any damage that may come to you as a result, whether emotional, financial, psychological or physical damage which may include (but is not limited to) being shot, stabbed, slapped, openly dissed, or she walks away. There's always the probability that:

a. She is a snob.
b. You're poorly presented.
c. You didn't check if she had a man nearby
d. She is really a 'he'.
e. She's gay.

[Drew]

i need to try some of those.

but the fine print is really funny, especially d. then again, its also scary. don't want to be goin up to a guy(that i thought was a girl)

[MiTcHiE]

***Clears Throat****
I step out for a while and 10 more pages appear. I notice since Kitten and myself exited that things went way over board. Anyways on to the matter at hand, I dont use lines really, I have an approach.

Pickup: "Hey wassup girl?"
Usual Response: "**Puzzled look on her face, thinking if I am serious or not**"

Tis is where most guys crumble and fail the mission. Remaining calm and collected is key.

cont'd: "Your looking lovely tonight/today etc" * Make sure to look her from head to toe, but maintain eye contact after looking her up and down*

Her Response: Blushing, smiling and maybe a thank you
After that its history, whatever happens next is up to u and ur game.

This approach has never failed me before because its simple and straight to the point.

I have many more approaches but I dont want to bore yall ladies.

[Xenocrates]

Ok that's simple enough. Here's another that's innocent and effective as well:

Pickup: Hi, there, could you kindly tell me what time u got there please?

(She does the natural thing without thinking about it first)

Pickup: (Observing the watch; use one of these replies depending on the watch:)

Fancy Watch: "Umm...you didn't steal this did you?"

Not-So-Fancy: "Daamn, they're making [plastic/rubber/styrofoam/insert favourite cheap material here] rolexes now?"

Either way, laughter ensures. All defenses are down and the air is lightened. Humor always makes for a good conversation starter. Again, where you go from here is limited to your imagination. 90% of girls love a good laugh. And for those who don't:

Fine Print:
I disclaim all warranties of any kind, implied or explicit, direct or indirect. This info is provided on an "as is" basis, and your usage of it indicates your agreement to this disclaimer. I am therefore not liable for any damage that may come to you as a result, whether emotional, financial, psychological or physical damage which may include (but is not limited to) being shot, stabbed, slapped, openly dissed, or she walks away. There's always the probability that:

a. She is a snob.
b. You're poorly presented.
c. You didn't check if she had a man nearby
d. She is really a 'he'.
e. She's gay.

[MiTcHiE]

Hey Xeno u sure that would work, some uptown girls would think u dissing, but as U sad It depends on if she is the type that loves a good laugh.

[Xenocrates]

Nobody attacks a country without doing some recon first. ;)

Observe the flex before you use the text. Watch the body language. Furthermore, the qizzical expression on your face (which should include a genuine half-smile) should cue her in to the fact that you're kidding. Personally this one has never failed me yet. But then I've never tried it on a downtown girl before. That sub-specie requires a whole different kind of game altogether. My observation tells me they don't particularly get the "sophisticated" approach. So in those cases, it might not be applicable.

...then again I don't see myself approaching any downtown girls anyway. Portmore girls maybe. ;)

[MiTcHiE]

I c ur point. Its a good thing u put ur disclaimer still. Nuff people gonna try ur techniques without fully checking out the situation.

[Greatis]

hehe now you guys put a spin on it. So what about the usual hmmm "may I buy you a drink routine"?

[Bashment Girl]

hehe now you guys put a spin on it. So what about the usual hmmm "may I buy you a drink routine"?

The new line is "Can you buy me a drink?" lol.. it true! This guy asked my friend that lol :rolleyes:

Since the Cameron song, a lot of guys say

"Hey ma, what's up?" lol :rolleyes: :p

[MiTcHiE]

Buy which drink Greatis?? U must be joking. I wont buy any drink and I dont know her, u have got to be kidding.

I aint impresssing her buy offering a drink just to get to know her. I coming with an approach, no money spending should enter the arena until we deep in the relationship.

Havent u guys watched movies and c how women go to clubs, dont spend a dime and whatnot. They planned this while they were getting ready. WOmen dont spend a dime when they go out.

[Bashment Girl]

WOmen dont spend a dime when they go out.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH BOY! lol....

When I go on a date, before I am REALLY into the guy my rule is to go DUTCH with the bill! WHY? Expectations! I don't want a man thinking I'm going to do something I'm not prepared to do just because be bought food! No chance! I'll get my half, you look after yours then we only have to focus on getting to know each other nothing else!

Further more... if I go to a club, it's usually with the girls or my male FRIENDS... I don't expect any one to pay my way and no female should. Actually a lot of guys that offer me a drink.. I say NO because of the expectation thing again.... I don't like men making ASSUMTIONS about me so.. I don't allow them to.

I look after ME... you look after YOU... and hopefully we get to appreciate each other's company.

[MiTcHiE]

Now thats a woman I would like to go out with.

[Greatis]

hmmm Bashment Girl hmmm pm me your digits :eusa_whis

[Bashment Girl]

Bashment Girl...1 800 BAS-HLUV...lol... :rolleyes: :eusa_danc

I feel sorry for you guys, from the sound of this forum, it sounds like you guys are dealing with some serious gold diggers and chickens lol.... I hope not! lol :icon_lol:

[Gillion]

bashy your a grown *** woman... (i can see it in your pic)

them guys dealing wid young chicks (not even full grown hens) in the age group of 17 - 28.

If a girl I want to go out with doesn't have the personality or even AGE of a 30 - 40 year old I don't want nothing to do with her... and I am 28.

Young girls (mentally) are a waste of my damn precious time... what is worse... WOMEN LIVE LONGER THAN MEN... so they can afford to be silly for up to 10 years, me ... as a jamaican male.... I have no time to spare on un-hatched eggs.... yuh zimi ?

--old man young frame
gillion

[Bashment Girl]

bashy your a grown *** woman... (i can see it in your pic)

them guys dealing wid young chicks (not even full grown hens) in the age group of 17 - 28.

If a girl I want to go out with doesn't have the personality or even AGE of a 30 - 40 year old I don't want nothing to do with her... and I am 28.

Young girls (mentally) are a waste of my damn precious time... what is worse... WOMEN LIVE LONGER THAN MEN... so they can afford to be silly for up to 10 years, me ... as a jamaican male.... I have no time to spare on un-hatched eggs.... yuh zimi ?

--old man young frame
gillion

SRAIGHT!

As I said before I think the best thing you can do for a man is to support & encourage him into success. Cook him some good food and keep the bed room antics on lock! BUT BUT BUT! The first thing a woman should be able to do is take care of HERSELF... dependancy is a horriblwe thing to have, especially where men & money are concerned. (not that the two are one in the same but you get my drift..I hope :rolleyes: )