Cocoa
September 17, 2004, 09:54 PM
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts,
"Honey, could you please fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."
He looked at her and says angrily, "fix the lights now!? Does it look like I have GE written on my forehead? I don't think so."
"Fine" Then the wife asks, "well then, could you please fix the fridge door? It won't close right."
To which he replied, "fix the fridge door? Do I look like I have WESTINGHOUSE written on my forehead? I don't think so!"
"Fine", she says. "Then could you please fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break.
"I'm not a carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps." He says.
"Does it look like I have ACE HARDWARE written on my forehead? I don' tthink so!....I've had enough of you, I'm going to the bar!!!"
So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours ...........
He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife and decides to go home. As he walks into the house he notices that the steps are already fixed. As he enters in the house, he sees the hall light is working. He goes to the fridge to get a beer and notices that the fridge door is fixed.
"Honey," he asked, "how'd all this get fixed?"
She said, "well, when you left I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and so I told him. He offered to do all the repairs and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake.
The husband then said, "So what kind of cake did you bake?"
She replied, "HELLOOOO... do you see BETTY CROCKER written on my forehead?!! I DON'T THINK SO!!!!!!"
"Honey, could you please fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."
He looked at her and says angrily, "fix the lights now!? Does it look like I have GE written on my forehead? I don't think so."
"Fine" Then the wife asks, "well then, could you please fix the fridge door? It won't close right."
To which he replied, "fix the fridge door? Do I look like I have WESTINGHOUSE written on my forehead? I don't think so!"
"Fine", she says. "Then could you please fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break.
"I'm not a carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps." He says.
"Does it look like I have ACE HARDWARE written on my forehead? I don' tthink so!....I've had enough of you, I'm going to the bar!!!"
So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours ...........
He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife and decides to go home. As he walks into the house he notices that the steps are already fixed. As he enters in the house, he sees the hall light is working. He goes to the fridge to get a beer and notices that the fridge door is fixed.
"Honey," he asked, "how'd all this get fixed?"
She said, "well, when you left I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and so I told him. He offered to do all the repairs and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake.
The husband then said, "So what kind of cake did you bake?"
She replied, "HELLOOOO... do you see BETTY CROCKER written on my forehead?!! I DON'T THINK SO!!!!!!"