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Chris
September 17, 2004, 10:12 PM
Blond enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains. The salesman assured her that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed her several patterns, but the blond seemed to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman asked what size curtains she needed.
The blond replies, "Fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches???" Asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?"
The blond tells him that they aren't for a room; they are for her computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "but, Miss, computers do not have curtains!"
The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!"
Cocoa
September 17, 2004, 10:19 PM
LMJBO (laufing my Ja'can butt off) :D :D
Greatis
September 18, 2004, 10:52 AM
hehe blonds all the way.
Kitten
September 18, 2004, 11:44 AM
lol blond joke are funny :)
AngelsKiss
September 18, 2004, 01:35 PM
Way funny. :icon_mrgr
RobyG
September 18, 2004, 02:33 PM
Good one Chris!
Drew
September 18, 2004, 04:42 PM
lol. that was funny alright.
philben
September 21, 2004, 02:31 PM
yep, very funny indeed!
Cocoa
September 22, 2005, 06:11 PM
Still funy! Best joke read in a while. :D
Liquid Bunny
September 22, 2005, 06:33 PM
LOL :rotflm: :dwl:
Bahama Mama
September 23, 2005, 01:49 PM
LOL. Yall does do blondes dem so bad. :rotflm:
tahtah_4755
September 23, 2005, 02:03 PM
Funnnnyyy Blonde jokes rocks :eusa_danc :eusa_danc
Leina
September 23, 2005, 04:26 PM
No man dem ting yah nuh right! I resent blonde jokes. Now you see why i have to dye my hair.
Manu
September 23, 2005, 04:29 PM
OMG....NO...................THAT WAS FUNNY YOW.....is like I got it when she said computer monitor.....dang yow!!!!
Madhacker
September 26, 2005, 02:07 AM
hey I think they should call the next O.S.(Operating System) DOORS instead
Ricky
October 5, 2005, 08:28 AM
Only Blondes....why oh why do they have to treat them so bad?:dwl: :dwl:
bernie
October 5, 2005, 09:37 AM
hey I think they should call the next O.S.(Operating System) DOORS instead
then she would go to the hardware store to buy hinges;)
Sexysophie
October 5, 2005, 01:21 PM
Big up Chris. Da joke deh have mi, bucum bucum.:rofl: :jestera:
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