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nester-san
May 31, 2006, 10:44 AM
Three gay guys are hanging around talking about what they would like to be in their second life.
The first gay says, "When I die, I want to come back as a floral arrangement because I'll smell good and brighten up any room you leave me in."
The second gay guy says, "When I die, I want to come back as a princess because they are pretty and have all the best clothes in the world."
The third gay guy says, "When I die, I want to come back as an ambulance. That way, they can open up my rear doors, slip in a stiff one, and I can run around shouting, "'WOOO! WOOO! WOOO! WOOO! WOOO!'"
Twinkie
May 31, 2006, 01:10 PM
Absolutely tasteless
acidblade
May 31, 2006, 01:24 PM
Bullet! Bullet! Bullet!:icon_arro Nester-nyam
emux
May 31, 2006, 01:27 PM
ITS a Stiff joke but i like
Manu
May 31, 2006, 01:55 PM
Not even a chuckle....
nester-san
May 31, 2006, 02:20 PM
Not even a chuckle....

Here is me about to play the worlds smallest violin like I give a ****....

http://www.cornelschneider.ch/images/Geige03.jpg
jamerican
May 31, 2006, 02:38 PM
this is not even a joke at all boo :clue:
Manu
May 31, 2006, 02:39 PM
:dwl:

You sound hurt Nester....:icon_lol:
acidblade
May 31, 2006, 02:44 PM
:haha: nester use to it by now man. if him post 100 jokes, about 1 a dem funny
nester-san
May 31, 2006, 03:40 PM
So why o why do you guys even read them ?
Just ****in ignore them, and you will have no problems !
Manu
May 31, 2006, 03:52 PM
So why o why do you guys even read them ?
Just ****in ignore them, and you will have no problems !

Just hope that one day you'll get lucky...besides...it's a new post...lol.
nuhsenutten
May 31, 2006, 04:11 PM
it get a few chuckles:eusa_shif
acidblade
May 31, 2006, 04:46 PM
Just hope that one day you'll get lucky...besides...it's a new post...lol.
Quite So. :icon_mrgr
WasteLandSoldier4Lyfe
May 31, 2006, 04:48 PM
It was good NS, I got the point
acidblade
May 31, 2006, 04:51 PM
It was good NS, I got the point
Ambulance http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/violent007.gif :eusa_shif
Twinkie
May 31, 2006, 04:56 PM
If I had to choose what to be reincarnated to, I'd choose wind. I can go anywhere and blow people hats off their heads...heh heh
acidblade
May 31, 2006, 04:57 PM
blow people hats off their heads...heh heh
:icon_mrgr :icon_mrgr :icon_mrgr :icon_mrgr :hyper:
Manu
May 31, 2006, 09:01 PM
:icon_mrgr :icon_mrgr :icon_mrgr :icon_mrgr :hyper:


So we might have to stop saying that people "Break wind"...and instead we say them "break a twinkie"...