Coke4U
May 31, 2006, 07:24 PM
A Canadian Highway Patrolman Pulled a car over and told the Guyanese driver
that because he was wearing his seatbelt he had just won $5,000 in the state safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
"Well, mi beng goh get mi driva's license" the Guyanese driver answered.
"Oh, nuh listen di blinkin eediat yah officer", yelled the Trini woman in the back seat. "a soh im gwaan foo-fool when him drunk".
This woke up the Bajan guy in the back seat, who took one look at the cop
and moaned, "Mi kno wi neva did a goh get far inna dis tiefing car".
At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a Jamaican voice said,
"Yow! I man meck it crass de barder yet?"
They were all very nervous.
The patrolman said, "I always loved the island music but never understood
the words of you people. Here's your voucher sir, have a nice day".
that because he was wearing his seatbelt he had just won $5,000 in the state safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
"Well, mi beng goh get mi driva's license" the Guyanese driver answered.
"Oh, nuh listen di blinkin eediat yah officer", yelled the Trini woman in the back seat. "a soh im gwaan foo-fool when him drunk".
This woke up the Bajan guy in the back seat, who took one look at the cop
and moaned, "Mi kno wi neva did a goh get far inna dis tiefing car".
At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a Jamaican voice said,
"Yow! I man meck it crass de barder yet?"
They were all very nervous.
The patrolman said, "I always loved the island music but never understood
the words of you people. Here's your voucher sir, have a nice day".