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Coke4U
May 31, 2006, 07:01 PM
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday. His
wife told him, "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for
me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat."
The next morning, the wife found a small package in the driveway. She
opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Monday.

Arch_Angel
June 5, 2006, 12:01 AM
Posted already: http://www.caribyard.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2615