de donkey

[BreadBoyy]

It had ah king who had ah donkey that was always sad...
so de king fed up with how he donkey so sad decided to have ah competition for who ever could make he donkey laugh go get his weight worth in gold....
so 3 fellas went...
de first man went,...nuttin...donkey still sad...
de second man went..same thing...
finally de trini went... after 2 mins...everybody hear de donkey buss out laughin...so de king ask him how he get de donkey to laugh...
trini say doh study that juss give me meh thing an let meh go....

after ah long while de donkey still laughin..so de king send for de trini an tell him make de donkey stop laugh...
bout in 2 mins de donkey start to cry....
so de king tell yuh have to tell me how yuh make de donkey laugh an cry...

so de trini tell him...
to make de donkey laugh ah tell him my ***** bigger than he own...
an to make him cry...ah show him it....

[Twinkie]

Heard this story in primary school, but it was black man, white man and chiney man.

Same spin, same chuckle

[flirt]

hmmm..not very funny..it was iight..come again fadda

[Manu]

The joke lame...well now. It was funny in primary school...and ofcourse..it was a black man, chiney man and white man....and black man always prevailed :D