jamerican
June 3, 2006, 02:16 PM
Only a true West Indian can appreciate this joke!!
A Jamaican guy walks into a whorehouse in New York
and asked, "You have a girl here from Jamaica name
Arlene?" "Yes," answered the madame.
"Go up to Room 6." So the fellow went up to Room 6
and knocked on the door.
When the woman answered, he asked "Yu name Arlene,
don't it?"
"Yeah man, a me dat!" replied the woman. "Well,
a have two hundred dollas..
" he proudly announced. With that, the hooker
grabbed the money, opened the door wide and hauled
him by the shirt into the room.
After a little rest from the vigorous sex, the
fellow got up to leave.
"Will you be here tomorrow?" he asked. "Yeah man!"
Arlene said. "Me will deh here."
The next night, the fello! w comes back, gives up the
$200 and laid it on again.
When they were done, he's sitting on the side of the
bed, cooling down.
"Will you be here tomorrow night?" "Honey," replied
the hooker, "Mi deh yah every night fi you."
Night comes and the fellow was
back in action, throwing down the heavy lumber.
When they were done, they are both sitting on the
edge of the bed.
"Tell me sumthin'", Arlene said, "what part of
! Jamaica yu come from?"
"Portmore," replied the fellow with a satisfied
grin. "True? You know me have one sister live inna
Portmore yu know!" the hooker exclaimed.
"A know dat," the fellow replied, "She gimme six
hundred dollas fi give you!!"
A Jamaican guy walks into a whorehouse in New York
and asked, "You have a girl here from Jamaica name
Arlene?" "Yes," answered the madame.
"Go up to Room 6." So the fellow went up to Room 6
and knocked on the door.
When the woman answered, he asked "Yu name Arlene,
don't it?"
"Yeah man, a me dat!" replied the woman. "Well,
a have two hundred dollas..
" he proudly announced. With that, the hooker
grabbed the money, opened the door wide and hauled
him by the shirt into the room.
After a little rest from the vigorous sex, the
fellow got up to leave.
"Will you be here tomorrow?" he asked. "Yeah man!"
Arlene said. "Me will deh here."
The next night, the fello! w comes back, gives up the
$200 and laid it on again.
When they were done, he's sitting on the side of the
bed, cooling down.
"Will you be here tomorrow night?" "Honey," replied
the hooker, "Mi deh yah every night fi you."
Night comes and the fellow was
back in action, throwing down the heavy lumber.
When they were done, they are both sitting on the
edge of the bed.
"Tell me sumthin'", Arlene said, "what part of
! Jamaica yu come from?"
"Portmore," replied the fellow with a satisfied
grin. "True? You know me have one sister live inna
Portmore yu know!" the hooker exclaimed.
"A know dat," the fellow replied, "She gimme six
hundred dollas fi give you!!"