Code Word for Sex

[Jamaican_Diva]

A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it.
They decided on the word Typewriter.

One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter".

The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter."
The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.

A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now."

The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand." :dwl: :D

Well, I hope this joke wasn't posted already, if it is, I am sorry!

[Manu]

That was funny.....not bad!

J'can Diva you here so too...my my my...:icon_redf

[Jamaican_Diva]

That was funny.....not bad!
J'can Diva you here so too...my my my...:icon_redf

Why the redface, Manu??? Am I making you nervous??? What's happening to you, getting heated??? :hyper:

[Manu]

Why the redface, Manu??? Am I making you nervous??? What's happening to you, getting heated??? :hyper:

You may know me as Electro from that other site.....get it now?

[acidblade]

You may know me as Electro from that other site.....get it now?
:snoring: :snoring: i hear LadyMC callin You :icon_mrgr

[Manu]

You still nuh have a clue eeh yute? :rolleyes:

[Jamaican_Diva]

You may know me as Electro from that other site.....get it now?

Ohhh, I get it now!!! I know which site you talking bout and what name you use on that site! :D :eusa_ange

[acidblade]

Ohhh, I get it now!!! I know which site you talking bout and what name you use on that site! :D :eusa_ange
:icon_eek: ok Manu, for real, she's taken. i'll leave her alone :eusa_wall

[Jamaican_Diva]

:icon_eek: ok Manu, for real, she's taken. i'll leave her alone :eusa_wall

Yes, I am very taken!!! acidblade, just because I am taken, there's no need to leave me alone!!! What's wrong with talking to me on a forum to forum level??

You can ask the people over TJ and they will tell you that I don't like people hitting on me and I believe that I have a good reputation over there!!!

[acidblade]

lol........JD, my "leave you alone" doesn't mean i will Ignore you. ;). Manu, yuh see wha yuh big mouth cause :rolleyes:



:icon_arro Joke


:haha:

[Jamaican_Diva]

lol........JD, my "leave you alone" doesn't mean i will Ignore you. ;). Manu, yuh see wha yuh big mouth cause :rolleyes:
:icon_arro Joke
:haha:

Ok acidblade, if you say so!!!
Aight back to the comments on the joke I posted!

[easyskanka]

Husband was too impatient...if he had waited until the typewriter was in order again they could have both enjoyed the literary moment. :D

[Jamaican_Diva]

Husband was too impatient...if he had waited until the typewriter was in order again they could have both enjoyed the literary moment. :D

So true, easyskanka!! If only he waited...

[Arch_Angel]

Hehe. Not bad Diva. Not bad. Made me chuckle. :D

[Jamaican_Diva]

Hehe. Not bad Diva. Not bad. Made me chuckle. :D

Thanks Arch_Angel. Glad I had someway of making the rest of your evening! :D :eusa_ange

[acidblade]

Hehe. Not bad Diva. Not bad. Made me chuckle. :D
a dem rude joke deh yuh love

[Arch_Angel]

a dem rude joke deh yuh loveYou sure have become a pro on how to increase post count legitimately, without really posting anything worthwhile. :rolleyes:

[acidblade]

You sure have become a pro on how to increase post count legitimately, without really posting anything worthwhile. :rolleyes:
what can i say, i know how to beat the system :rolleyes:

[Twinkie]

You sure have become a pro on how to increase post count legitimately, without really posting anything worthwhile. :rolleyes:
As a mod and viewing these things can't you drop his post count to at least 4000?

[Manu]

You sure have become a pro on how to increase post count legitimately, without really posting anything worthwhile. :rolleyes:

Wow...and I thought......:eusa_sile

[jamerican]

what can i say, i know how to beat the system :rolleyes:
beat lol half of the time you post trash.

[Manu]

beat lol half of the time you post trash.


Only half? You mean just 2000 of his posts are crap? I'd say 4000:confused:

[screw]

really good one, its nice to finally come upon a lady with a s.o.h. please post some more.

[Jamaican_Diva]

really good one, its nice to finally come upon a lady with a s.o.h. please post some more.

Thanks for the compliment ---> I do got myself a perfect s.o.h.! :eusa_ange

[acidblade]

Code Line for Sex = :eusa_booh Honey Mi Love Yuh:eusa_booh

[Jamaican_Diva]

Code Line for Sex = :eusa_booh Honey Mi Love Yuh:eusa_booh

IF the Mr. should say that to me, I would jump him ONLY TWICE and then I would get tired of hearing it! :eusa_ange :eusa_ange

[Manu]

Should I?

Nah....too easy :icon_twis

[Jamaican_Diva]

Should I? Nah....too easy :icon_twis

I knew I would get comments, or held-back comments ---> no problems there ---> you just love playing around with me, huh? :D :icon_lol:

[acidblade]

you just love playing around with me, huh? :D :icon_lol:
Aye Caramba. :rolleyes:

[Manu]

I knew I would get comments, or held-back comments ---> no problems there ---> you just love playing around with me, huh? :D :icon_lol:

:icon_mrgr

But ofcourse....no harm being done right?!


:icon_arro Blade

Weh yu seh...too easy again? :icon_lol:

[KriTikaL]

Yes, I am very taken!!! acidblade, just because I am taken, there's no need to leave me alone!!! What's wrong with talking to me on a forum to forum level??

You can ask the people over TJ and they will tell you that I don't like people hitting on me and I believe that I have a good reputation over there!!!
wot is TJ? :eusa_eh: is it a forum?

[Manu]

TJ = TechJamaica.com...
Yes it's a forum. The sister site to this one...caters to everything tech....even fridge and microwave :dwl:

[Jamaican_Diva]

Am I saying or doing something wrong for you guys to be holding back on me ----> meaning, that it is too easy for you'all to say something to me! :icon_frow :icon_cry:

[KriTikaL]

just checked it out it seems boring

[acidblade]

just checked it out it seems boring
it is,don't go back :rolleyes:

[bernie]

it is,don't go back :rolleyes:
lol
that was not nice. chris should ban you for talking crap and messing with a potential techj member :icon_lol:

[acidblade]

lol
that was not nice. chris should ban you for talking crap and messing with a potential techj member :icon_lol:
you ever notice that we don't have a TJ banner over here but there is a CY banner over TJ? yea yea, TJ has more members, SO WHAT? :icon_mrgr

[KriTikaL]

you ever notice that we don't have a TJ banner over here but there is a CY banner over TJ? yea yea, TJ has more members, SO WHAT? :icon_mrgr
wot??? it does.... why? seems bland :eusa_eh:

[Twinkie]

It is now...I think safely about 3/4 of the more active members here, in CY, were on TJ in a thread known as "Off topic" which we all seem to Master in here.

It was closed, forcing all the hype, exciting and life-like persons to head over here. So that is why it seems so bland now. All they do in TJ now is flame each other about Linux VS Windows etc.

Follow "Acid's advice don't go back!!"

I'm ready for my Ban Mr. Chris.