Zoley!
September 18, 2004, 03:45 PM
The man of the house! Guyanese Joke
Harry had a rowdy wife. The woman could pelt mo' blows than a boxer wid ten hands, especially when she had a broom in she hand! One day she corner Harry unda the bed and blows flying all 'cross he head! Whaddax! Whaddax! She peltin' blows and she bawlin':
Wife: You call yourself a man? Come out here and tek your blows like a man!
Harry bobbin' and weavin' and tryin' to dodge, but he couldn't get away from the blows! So he start bawl for he neighbor Thomas.
Harry: Thomas! Thomas! Help me! Ah gettin' mi *** buss! Ow, man! Come help you drinkin' pardner, nuh!
Well, Thomas hear he pardner and he come runnin' over to Harry house to see what going on. When he see how the woman got Harry, he tell he:
Thomas: Man, Harry. What happen to you, man. You ent the man o' the house?
Harry: Yeah ...
Thomas: Well, talk for yourself nuh.
Harry: Dammit, Thomas! You damn right! I is the man o' the house and whatever I say, goes ...! And I say I ent coming out from unda dis damn bed!
Harry had a rowdy wife. The woman could pelt mo' blows than a boxer wid ten hands, especially when she had a broom in she hand! One day she corner Harry unda the bed and blows flying all 'cross he head! Whaddax! Whaddax! She peltin' blows and she bawlin':
Wife: You call yourself a man? Come out here and tek your blows like a man!
Harry bobbin' and weavin' and tryin' to dodge, but he couldn't get away from the blows! So he start bawl for he neighbor Thomas.
Harry: Thomas! Thomas! Help me! Ah gettin' mi *** buss! Ow, man! Come help you drinkin' pardner, nuh!
Well, Thomas hear he pardner and he come runnin' over to Harry house to see what going on. When he see how the woman got Harry, he tell he:
Thomas: Man, Harry. What happen to you, man. You ent the man o' the house?
Harry: Yeah ...
Thomas: Well, talk for yourself nuh.
Harry: Dammit, Thomas! You damn right! I is the man o' the house and whatever I say, goes ...! And I say I ent coming out from unda dis damn bed!