screw
June 11, 2006, 09:26 PM
For quite some time, a man has lived next door to a beautiful young girl. He curses his lack of confidence, as he's never said more than hello to the fantastic creature on his doorstep. Then one day, as he returns from work, the girl appears at her front door wearin g a flimsy negligee and beckons him over. As she slides her arms around his neck, it's obvious she's coming on to him, and the man gets increasingly hot under the collar.
All of a sudden she looks up.
'Inside, quickly,' she whispers urgently, 'I can hear someone coming.'
Blind with lust, he follows her indoors where she strips off and stands in front of him, stark naked.
'So, honey,'she coos, 'what do you think my best attribute is?'
'Well,' the man stammers, 'It's ...er ... got to be your ears.'
The woman frowns at him incredulously.
'My ears?' she gasps. 'But why? Have you ever seen such flaswless skin? Such pert breast? Have you ever set eyes upon such a firm backside?'
'No - I agree,' says the man.
The woman shakes her head 'And yet you say my ears...'
'Well it's like this,' he explains, 'When we were outside, you said you could hear someone coming.'
'So?' she demands.
The man gulps. 'Well, that was me.'
All of a sudden she looks up.
'Inside, quickly,' she whispers urgently, 'I can hear someone coming.'
Blind with lust, he follows her indoors where she strips off and stands in front of him, stark naked.
'So, honey,'she coos, 'what do you think my best attribute is?'
'Well,' the man stammers, 'It's ...er ... got to be your ears.'
The woman frowns at him incredulously.
'My ears?' she gasps. 'But why? Have you ever seen such flaswless skin? Such pert breast? Have you ever set eyes upon such a firm backside?'
'No - I agree,' says the man.
The woman shakes her head 'And yet you say my ears...'
'Well it's like this,' he explains, 'When we were outside, you said you could hear someone coming.'
'So?' she demands.
The man gulps. 'Well, that was me.'