screw
June 11, 2006, 11:55 PM
A woman is drying herself after a shower when she suddenly slips and lands spread-legged on the bathroom floor. After trying to stand, she's realizes she's landed so hard her crotch created a vacuum, sucking her to the floor. She calls out to her husband for help. He tries with all his strenght to lift her but she won't budge. So he goes next door and gets his neighbour. Both pull like oxen but she just won't move. She's well and truly stuck to the floor. Suddenly the neighbour says, 'Why don't we just get a hammer and break the floor tiles around her and lift up that way?'
'Great idea,' says the husband, ' but just let me rub her breast a little to arouse her.'
'Why?' ask the confused neighbour.
'So we can slide her into the kitchen. The tiles are cheaper in there.
'Great idea,' says the husband, ' but just let me rub her breast a little to arouse her.'
'Why?' ask the confused neighbour.
'So we can slide her into the kitchen. The tiles are cheaper in there.