jamerican
June 14, 2006, 12:15 PM
Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office.....but she belonged to
someone else....
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll
give you a? $100 if you let me screw you.... but the girl said NO.
Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for
a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend..... so
she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says
ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able
to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an
hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.
Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what
happened......
She said "The bastard used coins!!!"
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety
before agreeing to it and getting screwed!
someone else....
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll
give you a? $100 if you let me screw you.... but the girl said NO.
Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for
a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend..... so
she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says
ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able
to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an
hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.
Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what
happened......
She said "The bastard used coins!!!"
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety
before agreeing to it and getting screwed!