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flirt
June 19, 2006, 01:36 PM
A Jamaican couple were celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beach in Montego Bay. Their domestic tranquillity had long been the talk of the town.
"What a peaceful & loving couple".

A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man.
"We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off.

My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, 'That's once.' We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again, this time causing her to drop her water. Once more my wife quietly said,'That's twice'.

"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for a third time.
My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.
I shouted at her, "Is wa du yu gyal, why u lick shot affa da poor hanimal like dat, yu mad?"

Then she looked at me, and quietly said, 'That's once'.
"And from that moment we have lived happily ever after!".

:dwl: :dwl:

Manu
June 19, 2006, 02:08 PM
LOL.....LMAO...good one!

Brownsugar
June 19, 2006, 02:43 PM
:rotflm: :rotflm: :rotflm:


In need of ah man with the qualities stated/given above!!


:rotflm: :rotflm:

jamerican
June 19, 2006, 02:48 PM
To rahtid lmao:dwl: :dwl: :dwl: :rotflm: :rotflm: :rofl:

Jamaican_Diva
June 19, 2006, 04:13 PM
I have heard this before, but it still made me chuckle a bit ---> :dwl: :rofl: :rotflm:

acidblade
June 19, 2006, 04:26 PM
I have heard this before, but it still made me chuckle a bit ---> :dwl: :rofl: :rotflm:
i would love to see you laugh or even DWL

Anaarki
June 20, 2006, 04:08 PM
This is the real version

Three Strikes Your Out

A farmer just got married and was going home on his wagon pulled by a team of horses. When one of the hoses stumbled, he said, "That's once."
Then it stumbled again. He said, "That's twice."

Then later it stumbled a third time. This time, he didn't say anything, just pulled out a shotgun and shot the hores dead.

His wife cried out and started to yell at him. The farmer turned to her and said, "That's once."

easyskanka
June 20, 2006, 04:30 PM
I've heard of being under the 'thumb',but that's being under the 'gun'. Mi wudda neva tan wid har sah...if mi get outa di canyan deh wid mi life...noh star, mi gaan...:rofl:

nuhsenutten
June 20, 2006, 04:37 PM
bullet bullet bullet!!! :D :dwl:

bernie
June 20, 2006, 09:14 PM
you ever heard the proverb 'once bitten twice shy?'
me gawn like kite yow!!!

Temptress
June 20, 2006, 09:17 PM
Nice one !!!

:)

KriTikaL
June 23, 2006, 11:34 PM
i forgot how it went but i remember this from my aunt's wedding, it was a good one, :eusa_clap