A day at the beach

[nester-san]

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman walked over to him and whispered in his ear "Have you ever been screwed?"
The fellow looked up in amazement and said "No!"
She said "You will be when the tide comes in."

[Manu]

Ediat ting dat....she coulda gi him piece before him wash weh....:(

[nuhsenutten]

:dwl: rough

[Twinkie]

Eeeediat Ting Dat.....:icon_cry:

[Trickster]

Ediat ting dat....she coulda gi him piece before him wash weh....:(
ah boy...........you couldnt suggest that she move him instead

[jamerican]

that so messed up she not even give him a quickey or something lmao

[bernie]

lol
he got screwed even without the tide coming in

[Jamaican_Diva]

Yea agree, she should have given him at least a quickie, or at least warn him of the incoming tide!

[acidblade]

Yea agree, she should have given him at least a quickie,
i like the way you think ;)