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nester-san
June 27, 2006, 11:36 AM
While the title “Women Who Smoke are Whores” might seem like reckless generality… Oh wait, it is a reckless generality, but it’s also an indisputable Viking fact!

Let me ask you a question: have you ever met a virgin who smokes? That is of course a rhetorical question, because you haven’t. She probably wanted you to think that you were her first, but in reality she was probably a well-used ***** receptacle.

There are several reasons for this widely seen but seldom vocalized phenomenon. The first reason that women who smoke are always whores is because they have not a habit of, but an addictive compulsion of shoving long cylindrical objects in their bodily orifices. They do this perhaps for many reasons, the chief among them being pure temporary pleasure (in your case, VERY temporary).

This habit of inserting cylindrical objects in their bodies typically begins at the age of 14 or so when they are subjected to the undeniable “coolness” of senior guys in high school as they enter their freshman year. Not surprisingly, most high school boys do little to discourage such compulsions. The older guys tell them that the cool chicks **** and smoke and they simply do not know what else to do.

Most of them are stupid or naive at the very least. No doubt convinced by our demonic media that it is okay to **** and smoke… and therefore they do it since they are not Vikings and can be easily convinced of almost anything. MTV crams this **** down their throat and they TAKE IT literally and figuratively.

The second reason for this behavior is the lack of self-esteem that plagues today's modern female. Women cannot be Vikings and there is a reason for this, they lack the general ability to tell the world to "**** off" and do things their own way. They read those ****ty celebrity-worshipping magazines, watch brain-numbing reality shows. You see, testosterone gives a man the often-unused ability (especially for you!) to do and say whatever the **** he wants to.

Women do not have enough of this all-mighty hormone to counteract their evil hormone, ESTROGEN. Estrogen is what makes women weak, indecisive and much too willing to please others.

Women today always think that they are not good enough because they are comparing themselves to women who are airbrushed, tanorexic (term to be defined in later article - root words "tanning and anorexia") and augmented with toxic muscle paralyzing substances.

It is much like you men who want to compare your puny *****es with true Vikings, you just don't measure up and therefore you resort to ***** pumps, pills and the like.

The simple fact is that women who smoke are way more likely to ****, and I suspect the inverse to be true as well. Women who like to **** are probably much more likely to pick up a cigarette. My advice to you: keep the dumb ***** you are ****ing away from the cigarettes… you don’t want the whore smelling any worse than she already does.

You see, women who smoke are ***k-devouring whores, it is plain and simple. Just remember that when you find your 13-year-old sister/daughter's cigarettes. She is getting ****ed by a man who is probably five years her senior. I hope that this public service announcement can help those who find themselves in that quandary. And you guys out there, if a chick smokes, go talk to her immediately, and in minutes you will be shoving your cigar in her without any objections. Happy Hunting!!!


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acidblade
June 27, 2006, 11:40 AM
:haha: :haha: @ thread

Manu
June 27, 2006, 11:42 AM
:o :eusa_sile :eusa_sile

In the words of the human torch..... "FLAME ON" :eusa_shif

Twinkie
June 27, 2006, 12:16 PM
I tend to agree with certain parts of this. Although when I used to try smoke a matterhorn i was still a virgin...eh go figure!!!

Bling
June 27, 2006, 02:49 PM
:eusa_clap :eusa_clap :eusa_clap :eusa_clap
Whoever wrote this deserves a medal.

crushed@caribyard.com
June 27, 2006, 04:00 PM
sorry but that is a load of crap

acidblade
June 27, 2006, 04:07 PM
I tend to agree with certain parts of this. Although when I used to try smoke a matterhorn i was still a virgin...eh go figure!!!
smoking kills you slowly and second hand smoking is dangerous.

nester-san
June 27, 2006, 04:18 PM
sorry but that is a load of crap

OK, then post why you disagree.

acidblade
June 27, 2006, 04:20 PM
Quite So.

nuhsenutten
June 27, 2006, 04:40 PM
i dont talk to women who smoke ....i dont so ......... if she cant do without it for the time im around her. she gotta have more respect than that for herself

crushed@caribyard.com
June 28, 2006, 01:50 PM
I have met women who are virgins who smoke like mad.and how can u make a remark like that it is sexist it makes u sound like a male chavenistic pig (not saying u are) but u r wrong women r out there who smoke and are not whores.

KriTikaL
July 1, 2006, 08:34 AM
i have met virgins who smoke i agree with crushed this is stupid.. .and you can't be a whore if you have sex once??? can u??? naw dats a gross statement to make... I mean there is some thought into it, not many innocent ppl do smoke its gross to them bcuz they must have some amount of moral about them.. but its still a stupid statement...:rolleyes:

root_gal
June 18, 2007, 05:29 PM
Just realized how true this really is. Smoking is so gay. Why would anyone smoke? There are better ways to die.

jamerican
June 18, 2007, 07:27 PM
Just realized how true this really is. Smoking is so gay. Why would anyone smoke? There are better ways to die.
lol true you got the razor, poison, aids, rat posion ahh Foob too much to list.

root_gal
June 18, 2007, 11:10 PM
lol true you got the razor, poison, aids, rat posion ahh Foob too much to list.

Some poison on a razor blade. . .now you're talking :eusa_clap. Smoking is ultra retarded:thumbsdown:.

tiffany
June 18, 2007, 11:26 PM
oober true....


so.. basically this is about that pen!s envy bulltish ..
"women smoke because they vex the can't wack off"... and they are whores because of this"....ah bwoy....
O'm soo mad right now.............
anybody got a light?

root_gal
June 18, 2007, 11:28 PM
oober true....


so.. basically this is about that pen!s envy bulltish ..
"women smoke because they vex the can't wack off"... and they are whores because of this"....ah bwoy....
O'm soo mad right now.............
anybody got a light?

:jestera::rotflm:................................. ..............

Bahama Mama
June 19, 2007, 02:50 PM
whore (n): A female prostitute.

Nicotine is addictive, but it is not generally known to drive women into selling their bodies. Heroine or cocaine yes, but not nicotine.

tiffany
June 19, 2007, 05:54 PM
lol @ your avatar in this thread......

Bahama Mama
June 19, 2007, 06:00 PM
lol @ your avatar in this thread......

Yeah, just noticing actually :rotflm:

Disclaimer: The cigarette in my avatar is in no way meant to encourage the use of cigarettes. Besides its not lit. :rotflm: