GAME: Picture This!

[Xenocrates]

Since y'all are bored and need something fun to do, here's a neat little game we could play. It goes like this:

This is a kewl new game where we post pictures and try to come up with funny statements that seem related to the picture. The object of the game is to make your comments as funny as possible. The funnier the better. We want to keep one picture per page in the thread, particularly the first post on each page. Since each page in a thread on this site carries a max of 10 posts, every 10 posts will be a new picture (automatically starting a new page) so that way when the thread goes to multiple pages, the start of each page is always a picture.

Here is how we do this:


The first post on each page is always a picture. Choose a picture where there is a lot going on in it. It makes it more fun to make funny remarks related to the picture. Funny pictures are always most welcome. They make the game that much more fun.


After the first post on each page (which is always a picture), there should be a maximum of 9 posts following the picture. These posts are where we make the funny comments.


Check the number of your posts in the title section of the post. So if you are the first person to post after the picture, your post would be #2. The next poster should see #3 in the title of their post and so on, until there is a #10.


The person who makes the 9th comment has to immediately post again, this time, a new picture for everyone to tear apart. This new post will automatically start a new page in the thread (since comment #9 is actually post #10, the last post on the page).


The end result is a situation where each page starts with a picture, and 9 funny comments following it.


Do not double post. It's it more fun when our comments are intermediated.


Remember, the funnier the comments, the more fun the game is!


Be inventive!!
Here is the first picture to start us off:


http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/xenocrates/sniper.jpg

[Xenocrates]

Kitty: Who let the dogs out?!

[Gillion]

like di puss dun kill dis thread

[Bashment Girl]

Ooooooooooooooh that has to be the cutest little assasin I've ever seen awwww. I love it :p

[Arch_Angel]

Kitty: Aha! Here comes the Prime Minister's vehicle. Just on time!

[Arch_Angel]

Kitty: Finally, i will get that stupid bird across the street.....WHOA DOGGY! Is THAT Mrs. Jones?

[InkyP1]

why you didnt put it in the game thread. interesting its a cat(lol) I wonder if kitten has seen this.

[Xenocrates]

(InkyP1 - play the game hun! :D)

Sniper Kitten: Dealing it to bad doggies one bullet @ a time

[BlackCryptoKnight]

Wait till dat dutty rat pass yah so!

[Xenocrates]

Oookaaay Garfield, I'm gonna show you who's TOP CAT around these parts... just hold your fat furry *** still for one second....

[Xenocrates]

Since I'm the #10 commenter from the previous page, I should post the next pic:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v102/Xenocrates/catchasesdeer.jpg

The person who makes the #20 post on this page, should post a new picture and start a new page. ;)

[Xenocrates]

What happens @ home when u run out of cat chow

[philben]

Guess who's coming to dinner on a big silver platter?

[BlackCryptoKnight]

Get - in - my - belly!

[Greatis]

That's one juicy Rat!!!

[Xenocrates]

Narrator: 10,000 miles across the atlantic in the concrete jungle, the food chain remains intact.

[Cocoa]

Cat: "Stop, I'm trying to tell you something!"

[Arch_Angel]

Announcer: Welcome to the 250k animal run, where a set of wild and home trained animals compete against each in an amazing 250 k run. We are waiting here eagerly at the finishing line for the finalist to come any minute now...oh wait...I see something...YES...here they come! Here they come!! And the DEER is in the lead!! The DEER is in first place!! And following close behind him is Tom the CAT! Right on his heels!!

[Xenocrates]

Scat bub! Does this look like a coniferous forest to you?!

(The next person to post, has to post again with a new picture. So find the pic before you make the final comment on this page)

[Nastro]

Wait!!!... I don't have Rabies .... HONEST!!!

[Nastro]

<darn didn't notice is was on the next page already.....fixed.>

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v122/nastro/1.bmp



"....I wanna see him him give me a parking ticket Now!!!"

[Cocoa]

Gees Nastro...you should have posted a pic, you can't play.

[Arch_Angel]

Driver: "Officer, I'm telling you, the boat just came out of no where."

(He posted his pic JB. So you need to post a comment on the pic now.)

[BlackCryptoKnight]

So wait...oonu neva see cyar style boat bridge before?

[philben]

Oh what a night I had!

[Arch_Angel]

Driver, after he crashes: "Oh no! I hit a boat. I hope it doesn't do too much damage."
Opens car door to step out.
*SPLASH*

[Arch_Angel]

Driver to bewildered boat owner: "Uhh, do you know which way to get to Alburque? I think I took a wrong turn."

[Cocoa]

He posted his pic JB. So you need to post a comment on the pic now.)He didn't before so I told him. :D

Back to the pic...... "didn't realise I was at the end of the road...oooops! Now de boat mash up mi car."

[Nastro]

Driver: *whoa* Dude.... I thought I was Jackie Chan for a minute...

[Cocoa]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v391/althethe/untitled.bmp

HE is wearing pants actually.

"Halelujah!"

[philben]

The Emperor's new clothes!

[Arch_Angel]

"Mama, I got this present for you!"

[Nastro]

Heeeyyy Magarena !!!!

[Nastro]

*The Words Come up at the bottom of the Screen*

Image is Everything....Obey your thirst. SPRITE.

[BlackCryptoKnight]

Awww naw...it's a raid!

[Xenocrates]

...left, left, left, left, left and up, up, up, up, feel the burn! whoooo!

(BTW folks, the post with the picture should be the '*1st' post, eg: 21st, 31st, 41st, and so on, not the '*0eth' post, for eg: 20th, 30th, 40th - as JCB did. Ok carry on! :D )

-[Edit]-

Oh and Nas, the correct slogan is:

"Image is nothing, thirst is everything. Obey your thirst....SPRITE"

[Cocoa]

*JCB caan follow instructions*:D

Back to the image........ "who took my clothes?"

[Xenocrates]

Sir Mix-A-Lot: "I like big bu...uuh..umm...huh?" :eusa_thin

[Xenocrates]

(looking in the mirror...)

"...."
"......."
"..........Ok that's it. Time for liposuction."

[Cocoa]

" life is short, dance naked and wiggle your butt" :D :D

[Cocoa]

Next pic...........
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v391/althethe/lol.bmp

[Arch_Angel]

Lawx, dis ya picture hard!!

Stick Man: "Wait, I don't remember signing up for this job?"

[Cocoa]

Stick Man: I have been sitting here and waiting for the files o come, I wonder what is wrong with the netspeed? Hmmm..."

[Greatis]

is it just me or what but I can't see these pics.

[Cocoa]

Look again Greatis, I see them clearly.

Stick man:"anytime today....................."

[Arch_Angel]

Cancel button to Stick Man, laughing: "Hey stick man, I think i going to get more action than you. hahahahaha"

[Xenocrates]

Computer: Unfortunately we've run out of toilet paper. Hit cancel and try again or call your administrator.

[acidblade]

Stick man:"i'll do number 2 right here"

[ramesh]

Stick Man: Drat, the game is going into penalty! Which way, left or right? Oh, it's OK, this is two dimensions!

[Xenocrates]

Stick Man: Ok that's it. I'm getting sore from using letter size. Hasn't anyone ever heard of Charmin'™?!

[Xenocrates]

Ok, new picture:


http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/xenocrates/smoker.jpg

Ground Hog: *sniiiiiff* aaaah... Just love the smell of blunt in the morning. Gotta start the day right...

[Cocoa]

"If only I could blow this real quick before Momy sees me" lol

[ramesh]

"Ok, now let's do it in 'G' minor. Begin ...... Do you know the way to San Jose....."

[Kirby]

any body have a lighter

[jerry]

i am gonna get high as a mother****er.

[gucci man]

hey, this too small.... i'm gonna "carve" myself a pipe!

[nuhsenutten]

i dont get this game....im confused......

[Cocoa]

i dont get this game....im confused......Read de first post in the thread :icon_idea

[nuhsenutten]

well roll me up and call me high........ :icon_twis :eusa_shif

[Kirby]

o crap here comes the cops gotta run

i get to post the next picture :eusa_danc

[Xenocrates]

Kirby, the last person to post should post a new picture. So I'll start off again...


http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/xenocrates/dogmouth.jpg

Dog: *choke* heelp *arf*

[LadyMC]

Woman: It's been awhile, but hotdogs just aren't what they used to be

[Cocoa]

Woman: It's been awhile, but hotdogs just aren't what they used to be
:dwl: :dwl: :dwl:

Dog: How can I scream when she is Squashing me? :confused:

[ramesh]

Dog: Lady, get some Colgate with MFP - best still, use some Sodium Bicarbonate - and HURRY!!

[nuhsenutten]

i dont think this should b allowed.......really!!!!!!!...u r scaring me ........lemme go already!

[jerry]

Get off before my b**ch sees me!!!

[Xenocrates]

Japanese hotdogs, like Sushi, best had raw... or alive... in this case...

[MiTcHiE]

Kirby, the last person to post should post a new picture. So I'll start off again...


http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/xenocrates/dogmouth.jpg

Dog: *choke* heelp *arf*
Xeno what is this?? :eusa_eh: :eusa_eh:

[Cocoa]

Xeno what is this?? :eusa_eh: :eusa_eh:Mitchie read the first post to understand the game. ;)

[Xenocrates]

Xeno what is this?? :eusa_eh: :eusa_eh:

Mouth to mouth resucitation on animals - as demonstrated by this Japanese schoolgirl. :icon_mrgr

Ok, I'm last, so I'll do the next image.

[Xenocrates]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/xenocrates/buttflame.jpg

Caption: Why having too much spicy food is bad for the colon.

[ramesh]

"Darn it! Where did I put that overthruster?"

[Xenocrates]

Caption: Why farting is dangerous near an open flame.

[Kirby]

man: i knew i should have eaten those spicy doritos

[LadyMC]

Man: I guess it wasn't heartburn after all....

[nuhsenutten]

i always missing geting to put up a pic....cho

where the fire brigade.......help here ...this isnt normal?

[Kirby]

hey where did that lighter come from......

[jerry]

Is it me or is something burning?...................... ohh sh*t its my a**!!!!!!!!!!

[LadyMC]

Man: I knew I shouldn't have asked the genie for jet propulsion....

[Manu]

"Fire in the hole" ..................

[Xenocrates]

We taking a new direction with this. Let's take screenshots from movies. Should make for funnier comments. I'll start off.


http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/xenocrates/reloaded_15.jpg

(While the twins dance to Bob Marley's "Buffalo Soldier")

Morpheus: WTF? Is this some kind of new kung-fu?

[Cocoa]

"Damn, didn't know there was 2 of you!!"

[chany86]

"Let's get Xeno cause he has his own THREADS on Craibyaad and we aint got NONE!!!!"

[Xenocrates]

Twin #1: (to his brother) I think we should have brought a bigger knife!

[icuucme]

(Dancing the latest dancehall dance)

[Xenocrates]

Twin #2: (To his brother) Quick! To the Escalade, Robin!

[Arch_Angel]

Director (off-screen): "CUT CUT CUT!!! Who the heck cleaned and shined these cars? They are too dang bright!!! They are blinding me here!!!!"

[Cocoa]

Twin 2: How does my dreads look in this position?

[Manu]

Morpheus:"white Rasta's?....Now I've seen it all"

[icuucme]

Rasta #1: (Weddy Weddy Weddy Weddy Weddy Weddy ....)
Rasta#2: (Tunda Clap, Tunda Clap...)

[Xenocrates]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/xenocrates/reloaded_24.jpg

"You're all fired."

[icuucme]

Landlord - "I'm Sorry, but i didnt pay the light bill so we will be without electricity for a week"

[Cocoa]

"Today we celebrate The planet's first, UNDERGROUND UNION. They have got to pay us now!"

[Xenocrates]

(LMAO Good one: ICUUCME!! http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/xenocrates/Smilies/2thumbs.gif)


"I'm looking for a man. He's of dark complexion..."

[entertain_r]

Hey you over there...Yes you!!! You're standing too close to the lava!

[Cocoa]

(LMAO Good one: ICUUCME!! http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/xenocrates/Smilies/2thumbs.gif)

"I'm looking for a man. He's of dark complexion..."
:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

The People: " :o :o finally.. we meet GOD!"

[Bahama Mama]

The Man: Earth is full, go find your own planet!

[Xenocrates]

(Great one entertain_r :icon_mrgr)


"White Power!.... uhh.... oops, wrong meeting... http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/xenocrates/Smilies/riiight.gif"

[entertain_r]

We need more babies!!! So tonight we will be having indescriminant sex with each other. Is everybody ready...DJ play that funky track!!!

[icuucme]

Darn the Wachowski Brothers got so much ppl for one movie?

[Xenocrates]

:icon_arro icuucme

- They hired over 1000 extras. New page!


http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/xenocrates/morpheus__sword.jpg
Why haven't you called GEICO? A 15 minute call could save you 15% or more on car insurance.

[Manu]

"Got to find that crash dummy"

[Arch_Angel]

Morpheus: (looking at the bullet holes) "HAHAHA! Missed me!"

[nuhsenutten]

u r getting me mad u kno! ..........u want some of this?

[virus_ncu]

"This a the Council DJ, If Unu Bun out Ba77Y Man, Mek Mi see the Lighter them iNa the Air" !!!

[virus_ncu]

"Hey, that looks like me on that Avatar!"

"Why are you all looking at me from your computers? Get a Life."

[ramesh]

"Can anyone give me a lift? I need to get to a petrol station."

[icuucme]

What's happening with the diseases nowadays?..they are so contagious, even cars getting chickenpox

[Arch_Angel]

Virus, you have to make a comment on the most recent posted picture, you can't comment on a past picture my yute. You too late.

"A man with a long sword protesting for better gun control by blocking the road. Use swords instead."

[Xenocrates]

Samurai: 0
Gunman: 1

[Xenocrates]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/xenocrates/neo_bldg.jpg

That's one big freakin' rat!!! :icon_eek:

[icuucme]

whooaa! I should have used Listerine this morning

[Manu]

"which way did he go.....which way did he go"

[Xenocrates]

"God forsaken termites!"

[Cocoa]

"and I'm suppose to crawl through that small hole?"

[Xenocrates]

"That is NOT coming out of my paycheck!"

[chany86]

(thinking to himself) crap!!she's vicious at this time of the month.... maybe i shouldn't have broken up with her.

[ramesh]

"So THAT's what was underneath the wallpaper! No wonder the rent was so cheap!"

[Cocoa]

"I'm sorry ...I umm...can't move...I'm constipated"

[icuucme]

Somebody peeping through the hole: "Wow, he's the one"

[icuucme]

http://www.neoandtrinity.net/imgs/reloaded28.jpg


Wow, Ive heard of the twins..but whoa..how did their mother survive the pregnancy

[Xenocrates]

Will the real Hugo Weaving please stand up.... we're gonna have a problem here.

[chany86]

no star!!! 40 'gainst ME one? A EEDIAT TING DAT!! :eusa_shif

[Arch_Angel]

Smith 1 to Smith 2: "Hey! Make sure you don't shoot me in the back of my head, ok?"

[Cocoa]

30 Uncle Sam says: "Uncle Sam wants you!" *points to man*

[ramesh]

Man: "Oops! Sorry, wrong door!"

[nuhsenutten]

shyte........oh ..hi guys .....click(guns cock)....bye!!!!!!!

[Cocoa]

"man I need to lay off the weed. Everytime it makes me see, doubles, thripple, fou..oh what the heck"

[virus_ncu]

Why you all wanna shoot me? i only have a key.

[entertain_r]

Key Maker shouts with disdain: I DOUBLE dare you!!!!

[Manu]

"Um.....are you guys related?"

[ramesh]

"Ok, last one to leave turns off the lights. The light bill for this floor is way too high."

[Kirby]

shouldnt manu's post have been a pic?? anyway

i need to get my glasses changed

[icuucme]

shouldnt manu's post have been a pic?? anyway

i need to get my glasses changedYup, i think thas y the game just stop now

[Kirby]

mabe i should put up a new pic wat u think?

[jerry]

10 post have to be on this page first, before your pic can be posted to appear as the 1st one on the next page.

[LadyMC]

So lets use up these posts. Who's gonna put up the next pic?

[icuucme]

The last person to post on this page should put up a pic...two posts left after this post

[Manu]

So lets use up these posts. Who's gonna put up the next pic?
All unu have to do is change it from the default 10 post per page thing. I didn't know about the order. Anyways.......can someone please post one? The theme is movie scenes!

[icuucme]

ok, i gonno post a pic after this post

[icuucme]

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_img/reloaded_07.jpg

Dont move, the guns will be activated if we move

[jerry]

We need a target to test this on, any volunteers?

[Manu]

"My...what big guns you have?" :icon_eek:

[nuhsenutten]

we need a volenteer to test the guns on ...........ne takers?.............u there...

[virus_ncu]

Anyone know what size bullets this baby spits? No its not 45's Its 1000calibers

[Madhacker]

Bwoy run come look up inna mi shotgun bwoy I mean huge canons

[nuhsenutten]

run come back inna mi magnum bwoy............. :eusa_whis

[jerry]

"a Some Big Long Gun We Av Fi Go Run Out Pan Dem"

[ramesh]

I just came out from that mech back there. The Martians really died from our Common Cold!

[Kirby]

so who want to clean this thing....

yea i get to post next pic

[virus_ncu]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/Virus_Ncu/BV18.jpg

[virus_ncu]

"There is no need to fear,captain stupid is here."

[Nastro]

Scooby Doo where are you??!!!

[ramesh]

"National Lampoon's Really Really Bogus Adventure"

[icuucme]

Have no fear...Super Dad is here

[jerry]

"COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!!!".

[Kirby]

and now that i have won this award id like to thank all the ppl who voted for me

[Cocoa]

"let go off my foot youkids...I'm trying to do pose for a photo shoot"

[gucci man]

airport Customs wont let me in.

[Kirby]

im mr .... cut thats not in the script

[Kirby]

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/629/post910982264826gm.jpg
hmmm i want that one

[icuucme]

hmmm...who should i impersonate today?

[Cocoa]

"idiots should have never sent me here knowing I can't see without a head"

[Manu]

"Hmmm....no I know what it feels like to lose your head over something"

[Kirby]

ahhhh which head was mine i cant see

[jerry]

hmmmm....which one should I use today for the robbery.

[ramesh]

"OK. Janet prefers the Mohawk look - or was it Chrissy?"

[Xenocrates]

Identity crisis personified.

[nuhsenutten]

all of u shut up.......u might b the brains but u cant do **** without me

[Xenocrates]

Selecting a forum Avatar in the 31st century :rotflm:

[Xenocrates]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/xenocrates/Pics/VaderLeia.jpg

Vader: You've been playing with those rebel spies again! You're grounded for a month! Go to your room!

[Malloc-X]

xeno what a bad quality bootleg, i expect better from u

[ramesh]

Vader: Now I know you and Commander Phil have been seeing each other and it has to sto.......Phil, what are you doing back there?!

[Jae]

Vader: Young lady never mind that man standing behind me seemingly caressing my batoota. I am the big man in the black cape, with the deep, scratchy voice and freakish mask and YOU must do as I say....

[Bahama Mama]

Darth Vader: Where's my money, TRICK!?!?!

[Manu]

"Pull my finger" :eusa_shif

[bernie]

Vader: "if you tell anyone what you have just seen i will poke your eye out"

[virus_ncu]

suck off my finger. :D

[Xenocrates]

Vader: If you make that breathing noise one more time, I swear I'll....http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/xenocrates/Smilies/rant.gif

[ramesh]

Vader: Ok, so you caught me. I never really had a gun under my cloak, just this finger. Ummm, there's someone behind me with a real gun this time, right?

[Bahama Mama]

Darth Vader: What! You gave my money to that Skywalker punk? I dont care if he makes you go hmmmmmmm!

[ramesh]

http://www.firsttvdrama.com/funstuff/images/vader1.jpg

Vader: ......A rose by any name would smell as sweet.....

[Jae]

"The sun will come out tomorrow, bet ur bottom dollar that tomorrow.... :eusa_booh "

[Bahama Mama]

Darth Vader: Ohhhh geez, arm CRAMP!!!!!

[Arch_Angel]

Vader: Wait, my sweet Penolopi, don't leave me. I need you.

[Xenocrates]

Vader: Luke, I am your sister!

Luke: (offscreen) No, Leia is my sister!

Vader: Luke, I am your uncle!

Luke: (offscreen) No, you killed him in Episode IV, remember?

Vader: Luke, I am your.... mother?

Luke: (offscreen) No... you killed her in Episode III, remember?

Vader: Your cousin?

Luke: (offscreen) They're all with the Rebellion!

Vader: How about, your brother?

Luke: (offscreen) :rolleyes: *jumps off the pinnacle*

Vader: Luke... wait!

[Jae]

Vader: Luke, I am your sister!

Luke: (offscreen) No, Leia is my sister!

Vader: Luke, I am your uncle!

Luke: (offscreen) No, you killed him in Episode IV, remember?

Vader: Luke, I am your.... mother?

Luke: (offscreen) No... you killed her in Episode III, remember?

Vader: Your cousin?

Luke: (offscreen) They're all with the Rebellion!

Vader: How about, your brother?

Luke: (offscreen) :rolleyes: *jumps off the pinnacle*

Vader: Luke... wait!

:dwl: :dwl: :dwl: :rotflm: :rotflm:

[Bahama Mama]

Darth Vader: This little piggy went to market......

[Xenocrates]

Vader: FINE! See if I care! You're not the only bastard child from my loins!

[bernie]

Vader:
Somewhere over the rainbow
Way up high
There's a land that I heard of
Once in a lullaby

[ramesh]

Vader: Hey! Someone help me! My cape's caught in a jet enginnnnnneee!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gucci man]

Hi guys. Long time no see

[Kirby]

Vader Wait I can explain, please dont go.

[ramesh]

http://www.thefilmasylum.com/albums/Spiderman-2/aaj.jpg

Spiderman: Hey, MJ! Just let go of that short piece of rope and you'll be free.....

[bernie]

Girl: you know...i dont know if i like this....your idea of a fantasy is kinda scary...i think you watch too much tv...

[virus_ncu]

MJ: "Hey Spidy, Look at me I am driping wett and hot, Ravish me right here on this pole... WTF are you waiting for? you keep running from me, Are you frikin Gay? "

[rreky]

MJ: Why do you THINK I am just hanging around here?

[ramesh]

Girl: Stop looking down my blouse, you pervert!

[Jae]

Mary Jane: Hey Spidey like what you see:)
Spiderman: Oh yes I do;)

[Bahama Mama]

Spider Man: Your'e only a B-cup *kiss teet*?

[Arch_Angel]

Spier Man (excited): Hey MJ, there is a really wierd mirror behind me that turns you into funny shapes and stuff. Come and look.

[Bahama Mama]

Spider Man: Mmmm, lets see where my spidey fingers lead me.

Mary Jane: Get me off the friggin pole first!

[Twinkie]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v709/munchafus/images10.jpg

Exorcism of Emily Rose

Emily: "Hey Bob you can come out now, they're gone..."

"Are you there? Don't make me go there..."

[Jae]

What, wait...is that a tree? Or is that a tree? Hmmmmm, maybe it is a tree:eusa_thinOr is it....a tree?????

[ramesh]

OK, so if your'e going to reveal yourself to me please use a burning bush not a smoking bush.

[bernie]

Why Y'all Leave Me Out Here In The Dark??? Help!! This Aint Funny Anymore!!!

[ramesh]

"Elijah! Moses! Anyone up here? Hard to see in this light."

[Twinkie]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v709/munchafus/stresstest.jpg

I told you, STOP FOLLOWING ME AROUND!!!! Sheeeesh! %$#@#&%#$

[Twinkie]

OK, so if your'e going to reveal yourself to me please use a burning bush not a smoking bush.
:dwl: :dwl: :eusa_clap

[ramesh]

"Simon says........swim like a fish"

[Nastro]

Narator: And this a picture of me and my wife Twinkie on our honey moon. Nice pink nose she has.

[bernie]

DOLPHIN: so now i have taught you how to swim...what else do you want to know?
COW: well i hear y'all have sex for pleasure.....

[Nastro]

Extreme Case of Mad Cow disease where the Cow thinks he is a dolphin and that the dolphin has no right to be in the water.

[Manu]

Moooooooooooooooooooooove over! :eusa_shif

[Twinkie]

Moooooooooooooooooooooove over! :eusa_shif
:dwl: :dwl: :rotflm: :rofl: Sample jus str8 sample:dwl:

[Twinkie]

Narator: And this a picture of me and my wife Twinkie on our honey moon. Nice pink nose she has.
:eusa_sile This is a PG13 Forum, I'll send my disapproval of this comment via PM:icon_twis

[Nastro]

:eusa_sile This is a PG13 Forum, I'll send my disapproval of this comment via PM:icon_twis

Disapproval of what ... the marriage or pointing that, this was you before Slim Fast and Tae Bo. (you know I love you).

[Cocoa]

The cow jumped over the moon...:eusa_shif ..sea?

[ramesh]

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2005/scorecard/03/28/caption.this/cap0328.jpg

"Carrot Top, I am your son! "

[bernie]

**as the UFO dashed thru the sky**
"no!!!! why are you leaving me here with these stupid humans?? i wanna go home!!!

[rodalembs]

Land of the Freeee and the Home of the (howling screech) Bravvvvvvehhhheei

[Nastro]

Its Bernie....AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[Cocoa]

"how dare you call me a redneck!!!!"

[ramesh]

Narrator: "This is what happens when Lou Ferigno hires a colour-blind makeup artist."

[Twinkie]

" I CHALLENGE YOU CHRIS!!!!!"

"Give Me CY To Run And I Will Make You Prrrrrrrrrooooooouuuuuuuuuuudddddddddddddd!!!!"

[Twinkie]

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2005/scorecard/03/28/caption.this/cap0328.jpg

"And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, will always love you....":eusa_booh

[Xenocrates]

"I, Goku, will DESTROY you!"

[Bahama Mama]

Weeeeeee aaaare theeeeee chaaaaaaaammmpions, of the woooooorld!!!!!!!!

[Manu]

"Head For The Hills"

[Twinkie]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v709/munchafus/images.jpg

"Watch me and her blow wow now, a gone ge her a r***** kick yuh see..."

[Jae]

Here it comes, here it comes, hurry up nuh man!!!!!!!

[Twinkie]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v709/munchafus/captain_planet_solar.jpg

"Now tan one side for half hour, flip, then repeat. The Power is yours!!!"

[ramesh]

Gregg's new solar powered scarecrow was not quite what he expected......

[bernie]

now captain planet its good to see you but i cant help but
realized how fat you got....too much chemical based foods? are you forgetting your duties?

[AngelsKiss]

Hi my name is Superman....oops...I meant Electroman. I am here to energise your house so you can keep you cost down.

[Twinkie]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v709/munchafus/closedeyes.jpg

Cocoa: "Listen A_A, stop closing my blasted threads!!!"

A_A: "Maybe if I wish hard enough, she'll jus go away!!"

[ramesh]

"I am NOT listening. Lalallalalalalallalallallaa....................... ........"

[Bahama Mama]

Bey why dis b***h don stop naggin me dred! *Suck Teet*

[Twinkie]

Birdcage, da B yah breath stink till it a hot me ears!! Mek me lock me eye, fo she blind me to Neck back!!!

[Manu]

"I am NOT listening. Lalallalalalalallalallallaa....................... ........"
Damn you.....you beat me to it :D

[bernie]

Sheila: **hehe...finally get him fi relax...just for him to fall asleep now**

Rex: hehe....**she think she can pull one over me...she aint getting away this time**

[Twinkie]

Only you bernie! Only you would get that from that

[Jae]

Plz plz plz GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bernie]

Only you bernie! Only you would get that from that
what were you saying....Sheila?:icon_lol:

[Twinkie]

what were you saying....Sheila?:icon_lol:
Nothing Rex :eusa_sile

[ramesh]

http://images.killermovies.com/b/bigfish/gallery/big_fish_08.jpg

"My long lost brother!!!!!"

[Twinkie]

"Yeah? Well 4Q you too!"

[Nastro]

Yep...and I just save a bundle by switching to Geico.

[Bahama Mama]

Little Person: Hey buddy, you look down.

Giant: My wife kicked me out this morning, I am looking for a beanstalk to crash at.

[Twinkie]

Little Man: "yeah..and let me tell you something else too...it's not the size of the gun.

No siireeeee bob!

It's the effect of the bullet! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it"