Twinkie
July 4, 2006, 04:18 PM
A flight from London is coming into Norman Manley International Airport on its final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom,
"This is your Captain speaking. We're on our final descent into Kingston. I want to thank you for flying Air Jamaica today, and I hope you enjoy your stay in Jamaica."
Then he forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit. The First Officer says to the pilot,
"Well cap'n, watcha gonna do in Kingston today?"
“Well," says the skipper, "first me ago a Pegasus hotel and hol a big sh*t. Den me ago take de round baty stewardess with the watamelon titti dem to Chelsea fe dinna. Me ago wine and dine har, tek her back to me room, and put it on pan her whole night."
Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the aisle trying to get a look at the new stewardess (with the watamelon titti).
Meanwhile, the new stewardess is at the very back of the plane. She's so embarrassed that she starts to run toward the cockpit to turn the intercom off...
Halfway down the aisle, she trips over a likkle granny’s bag and down she goes. The old lady leans over and says,
“Sistren wha yah rush fah? Tek yuh time rude girl, de man seh him haffe hol a sh*t first."
"This is your Captain speaking. We're on our final descent into Kingston. I want to thank you for flying Air Jamaica today, and I hope you enjoy your stay in Jamaica."
Then he forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit. The First Officer says to the pilot,
"Well cap'n, watcha gonna do in Kingston today?"
“Well," says the skipper, "first me ago a Pegasus hotel and hol a big sh*t. Den me ago take de round baty stewardess with the watamelon titti dem to Chelsea fe dinna. Me ago wine and dine har, tek her back to me room, and put it on pan her whole night."
Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the aisle trying to get a look at the new stewardess (with the watamelon titti).
Meanwhile, the new stewardess is at the very back of the plane. She's so embarrassed that she starts to run toward the cockpit to turn the intercom off...
Halfway down the aisle, she trips over a likkle granny’s bag and down she goes. The old lady leans over and says,
“Sistren wha yah rush fah? Tek yuh time rude girl, de man seh him haffe hol a sh*t first."