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root_gal
January 27, 2008, 02:22 PM
98% of us at some point in our lives will die.

ramesh
January 27, 2008, 03:17 PM
That 2% of us are immortal.

Chicokid
January 27, 2008, 09:19 PM
That 2% of us are immortal.

Wonder who are those selected ones.

Brownsugar
January 28, 2008, 06:00 AM
Its better off me hardly sleepin, than sleepin alot!

Greatis
January 29, 2008, 04:22 PM
most good things in life are hard to come by.

Brownsugar
January 29, 2008, 11:02 PM
Talkin releases alot of stress !

Gillion
January 30, 2008, 07:25 AM
That 2% of us are immortal.


http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/dimension_films/highlander__endgame/adrian_paul/highlander.jpg

ramesh
January 30, 2008, 07:39 AM
Wonder who are those selected ones. Please direct that question to rootie. She seems to know the other 98%



http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/dimension_films/highlander__endgame/adrian_paul/highlander.jpg

Perhaps it is less than 2%......? :eusa_doh:

Brownsugar
January 30, 2008, 11:45 AM
LOL ..............

Chicokid
January 31, 2008, 07:53 PM
Probably close to 0%.

Brownsugar
January 31, 2008, 11:28 PM
LOL.....


I love my friends! All 2 ah dem!

root_gal
February 1, 2008, 12:34 PM
Please direct that question to rootie. She seems to know the other 98%


Or maybe you could ask Ricky Bobby cos I learned it from him.

Brownsugar
February 1, 2008, 07:54 PM
63 ppl was on tuhday...wow...step up!

root_gal
February 15, 2008, 03:34 PM
My cooking isn't as bad as I thought. Noone died today. Yayers me!!!

ramesh
February 15, 2008, 04:48 PM
You mean no one ate your cooking today.

Master E
February 15, 2008, 06:25 PM
^ :dwl:

Brownsugar
February 16, 2008, 12:17 AM
they probably didnt eat in smart!

Master E
March 29, 2008, 12:07 AM
People who love to eat spicy foods have sex a lot more often than people who don't

Brownsugar
March 29, 2008, 12:35 AM
People who love to eat spicy foods have sex a lot more often than people who don't

:icon_mrgr:icon_mrgr:icon_mrgr

ramesh
March 29, 2008, 07:27 AM
Mi girl only want me phonecard! :(

Brownsugar
March 29, 2008, 09:59 AM
Mi girl only want me phonecard! :(

How is tthat a bad thing?

recursion
March 29, 2008, 10:16 AM
How is tthat a bad thing?

Sometime the phonecard finish too quick and she go get it from somwhere else.

Manu
March 29, 2008, 10:33 AM
People who love to eat spicy foods have sex a lot more often than people who don't



So thats why those INDIAN pluckers PLUCK so much?


The Asians are just industrious. Whatever they do, they mass produce in large quantities including offspring.


But yeah... Indians do have alot more sex.


I learned that a sistren of mine is still a virgin....BIIIIIIIIIIG SHOCK!

bernie
March 29, 2008, 06:00 PM
A sistren that I liked a few years back liked me too but always gave me a bad face cause she thought I was with her friend (whom I can't stand). ah well, now she's unhappily married. :eusa_whis

Twinkie
March 31, 2008, 02:43 PM
Some man shape better dan ooman


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v93/dunejm/ATT00010.jpg

Manu
March 31, 2008, 10:29 PM
I refuse to believe that fine philly with all her curvaceous glory is not a "her".

bernie
March 31, 2008, 11:24 PM
I refuse to believe that fine philly with all her curvaceous glory is not a "her".

lol....well, to how we know the world runnin, nuff girl real name is earl...

Manu
April 1, 2008, 10:40 AM
I learned that in Japan, you don't need a driver's license to buy a car. The primary component in obtaining a car is showing a slip of paper as proof that you have somewhere to park it. :icon_eek:

Gwadinka
April 28, 2008, 02:00 PM
I learnt that the most difficult thing is not to start something but to keep doing it, and that I really need to go back home and I finally understand why people go and do all the traditional things (finding someone, having kids....) and now I agree with them.

jamerican
April 28, 2008, 06:53 PM
Life sucks.........................

recursion
April 28, 2008, 08:00 PM
You can prepare for a quiz match in three days and still beat a team that has a coach and an assistant coach. :-)

Manu
April 29, 2008, 01:02 PM
Recursion.... where u went to school? UWI or UTech? If UWI... did you do Haskell?

Twinkie
April 29, 2008, 04:25 PM
Man chester united

Manu
April 29, 2008, 04:38 PM
Man chester united

RED DEVILS FOR THE WIN!

root_gal
April 30, 2008, 10:16 PM
Life without school is boring :(.

recursion
April 30, 2008, 10:21 PM
That VB6 sucks and coding hungry doesn't help.

ramesh
April 30, 2008, 11:33 PM
That VB6 sucks. Now he tells me! :thumbsdown: :eusa_doh:

Gwadinka
June 26, 2008, 11:59 AM
I learnt that my mother and the other mothers in Gwad were not the only ones in the world saying thgs like
-What are you crying for? You wanna cry?Let me give you something to really make you cry!
-Wait til we get home!
-Don't you make me have to speak French!(meaning having to respond of their acts with the law)
-I'm gonna hurt you! I swear to God I'm gonna hurt you.
or when they have already given you something to cry for, 'I don't want to hear anything'.
Translate in Gwad creole and that's my mom.

root_gal
June 26, 2008, 07:14 PM
People often think that I am always up to do good :D

Manu
June 26, 2008, 09:51 PM
That my neighbour wants to shoot me. Oh well... whatever. I'm sure his death will be more painful than mine.

Brownsugar
June 27, 2008, 01:44 AM
Women want one man to satisfy all their needs and men want all women to satisfy their one need!

Manu
June 27, 2008, 11:20 AM
Just learn that BS?????


I learned that a very small percentage of women get an orgasm during intercourse.... and even fewer actually squirt. Thought it was the norm still....except the squirting.

Nika_869
June 27, 2008, 12:30 PM
I have now firmly planted my belief that Rappers have no issues, they just lack sense.

Setta Dotish so and sos

Brownsugar
June 27, 2008, 12:48 PM
Just learn that BS?????


I learned that a very small percentage of women get an orgasm during intercourse.... and even fewer actually squirt. Thought it was the norm still....except the squirting.

Yup, actually jus read it also! Know we discuss it earlier but wasnt payin attention!
squirtin......:p

Gwadinka
July 11, 2008, 06:46 AM
I learnt that people prefer to interprete silence than to ask actually.

Manu
July 11, 2008, 04:32 PM
A portmanteau word (sometimes just portmanteau) is used broadly to mean a blend of two (or more) words,[ and narrowly in some linguistics fields to mean only a blend of two or more function words.

Example is Benniffer, Bradgelina Billary or Spanglish!!

ramesh
July 13, 2008, 08:26 PM
I learnt that MUONS exist for just a fraction of a second. Muons detected on Earth are created when cosmic rays collide with the atmosphere, but cannot travel the distance to the Earth in the time in which it exists. It has been suggested that this proves Einstein's theory that objects traveling close to or at the speed of light are experiencing a different speed of TIME.

Gwadinka
July 14, 2008, 01:28 PM
I learnt about the druzes, the maronites, the Gemayel family and a bit about the history of Lebanon. Very complex and interesting country.

Manu
July 14, 2008, 04:42 PM
People nowadays are such cowards and even when given the chance to wipe the slate clean and make amends for past transgressions...they're still too chicken sh*t to admit it. I don't even want her as a friend anymore. I thought after 8 years and a child, she'd be a better person today but not so.

root_gal
July 15, 2008, 10:21 PM
Having too many options is just as bad as having none.

Gwadinka
July 27, 2008, 07:02 AM
Nothing yet....oh yes I forgot. I've learnt that an ostrich eye is bigger that its brain, that you can make a cow go up the stairs but you'll never get it to come down and fire lighters were invented before matches.

Brownsugar
August 5, 2008, 03:37 AM
I am extremely cited about the comedy series WEEDS! watch the entire 3 seaons this week! Really wanna finish watchin the 4th season by this weekend!

mead
August 7, 2008, 02:20 PM
Applying for a visa for the UK is a long and tedious process. I'm filling out the online application form for my uncle since yesterday and can't finish yet... The amount and types of questions dem asking... oh Lord.

Gwadinka
August 25, 2008, 03:28 AM
I learnt that failure can be useful at times.

Manu
August 26, 2008, 09:16 PM
You actually get ALOT more gas for your money when you tell the pump attendant to set the nozzle on SLOW. I mean substantially more...like couple HUNDRED JMDs.

Brownsugar
August 26, 2008, 11:58 PM
Gillion kinda cute !

Nika_869
August 27, 2008, 09:47 AM
That I gon have to tump up some woman face for my Gillion. :icon_evil

Manu
August 27, 2008, 10:26 AM
"Like sand through the hour glass....."

ramesh
August 27, 2008, 10:29 AM
Lasik surgery can do wonders for female ocular impairment.

Brownsugar
August 27, 2008, 11:28 AM
That I gon have to tump up some woman face for my Gillion. :icon_evil

:sold::eusa_boohOne man and one man alone Nika! Geez put it there for him tuh seet nuh yuh!:sold:

mead
September 14, 2008, 11:12 PM
That the actor Eddie Murphy had a "singing career" and that he was the man who song love song HOW COULD IT BE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMAneqpmX8I).

ramesh
September 15, 2008, 07:32 AM
That the actor Eddie Murphy had a "singing career" and that he was the man who song love song HOW COULD IT BE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMAneqpmX8I). Before that song he was already an established comedian and actor.

The actual video to that song shows him and a girl in love, he became successful with an extremely large house, pool and piano. All of a sudden he notices a change. At the end of the video, she comes up to him. He turns to her and asks, "So, who gets the house?".

mead
September 15, 2008, 11:34 AM
Before that song he was already an established comedian and actor.

The actual video to that song shows him and a girl in love, he became successful with an extremely large house, pool and piano. All of a sudden he notices a change. At the end of the video, she comes up to him. He turns to her and asks, "So, who gets the house?".

oh, I didn't know he was already an established actor at the time. Anyway the song nuh sound too bad still, I'm just surprise that after all these years of hearing this song it's just now I realise it was Eddie Murphy singing.:p

ramesh
September 15, 2008, 12:18 PM
Yeah, before that song he had one out called "Party all the time".

His smash movie "Beverly Hills Cop" came out before that and before that he was famous for "Eddie Murphy Raw" (not sure when Eddie Murphy Delirious" came out, must have been afterwards). Before that he was on SNL, but he wasn't that famous then.

Brownsugar
September 15, 2008, 07:58 PM
Bein bored suckssssssssss!

Cocoa
September 15, 2008, 09:02 PM
I learned to always, alwwwwwwwwways lock mi car doors and roll up de windows before I leave it to do business or to even run into the store and out because teif deh a farin nuff nuff.

I lost my purse today with my credit cards, IDs and all that in it. Luckily all is stopped and canccelled. Good thing the culprits aint found no money in it. How dem must teif mi purse and left de CD player?

Manu
September 15, 2008, 09:59 PM
That people actually ship their yachts to various destinations :confused:

Brownsugar
September 22, 2008, 04:44 PM
I learned to always, alwwwwwwwwways lock mi car doors and roll up de windows before I leave it to do business or to even run into the store and out because teif deh a farin nuff nuff.

I lost my purse today with my credit cards, IDs and all that in it. Luckily all is stopped and canccelled. Good thing the culprits aint found no money in it. How dem must teif mi purse and left de CD player?

:dwl::dwl::dwl:
you woulda dem tek yuh cd player?

Gwadinka
September 24, 2008, 02:03 PM
I learnt that I just need one handsome Trini French and English speaking man to say some Guadeloupean Creole words to me to smile all day long.

Cocoa
September 24, 2008, 10:23 PM
I learned to always, alwwwwwwwwways lock mi car doors and roll up de windows before I leave it to do business or to even run into the store and out because teif deh a farin nuff nuff.

I lost my purse today with my credit cards, IDs and all that in it. Luckily all is stopped and canccelled. Good thing the culprits aint found no money in it. How dem must teif mi purse and left de CD player?


Thank GOd. I learned that there are still good people out there. Though I cancelled my CC after my purse was stolen, I received my purse in the mail days later with nothing touched...even my $1 in there. LOL

God is good.

flirt
September 25, 2008, 10:55 AM
I learnt that my attitude stinks, so Im working on improving it :-)

WasteLandSoldier4Lyfe
September 25, 2008, 11:02 AM
I learned that bein smarter than your college professor can get u in trouble

root_gal
September 25, 2008, 11:22 PM
Bleaching creams are illegal.

Manu
September 26, 2008, 08:56 AM
I second that one ROOTY!!!

root_gal
September 26, 2008, 10:29 PM
If you're going to point a gun at someone, be prepared to pull the trigger.

ramesh
September 26, 2008, 10:59 PM
If you're going to point a gun at someone, be prepared to pull the trigger. There's another one similar to it: "You can't miss the bear"

If you miss the bear, you know the consequences....

Manu
September 27, 2008, 08:06 PM
If you have gas....go outside and burp.... don't wait till it builds up...

Brownsugar
September 29, 2008, 10:37 AM
An average smoker lung intake about a cup of tar a year! Yuck!
YAYYYY!! BODY WORLDS

gucci man
October 1, 2008, 08:38 PM
Trinidad has some seriously sexy women

Manu
October 1, 2008, 09:07 PM
Some family history................

Brownsugar
October 2, 2008, 12:09 AM
Trinidad has some seriously sexy women

Am I included in that tally?:icon_mrgr

flirt
October 2, 2008, 10:59 AM
Am I included in that tally?:icon_mrgr

I think he has refering to my avatar:icon_redf

Brownsugar
October 2, 2008, 01:09 PM
I think he has refering to OUR avatar:icon_redf

:sold::sold::sold::icon_redf

flirt
October 2, 2008, 01:13 PM
:sold::sold::sold::icon_redf

:jestera: yu funny :jestera:

Manu
October 2, 2008, 08:23 PM
The the word DAGGERING is "EVIL.... and has homosexual connotations"..... :o
LOL........

Manu
October 2, 2008, 09:06 PM
Oh and that the PRON industry is looking for a "Sarah Palin look-a-like" for some skin flick...lol.


http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/10/02/casting-news-sarah-palin-lookalike-needed-in-los-angeles/



LOOOL..... Suggested title names:


“In Palin We Thrust”
“Drill, Baby, Drill”
“Something Pale In Sarah”
“Nailin Palin”
“Palin screws America”
“Impalin’ Palin: Journey Into the Alaskan Pipeline”


and my personal favourite

“Lipstick on my Dipstick: Erection Day 2008″ :haha: :haha: :dwl: :dwl: :rofl: :rotflm:

Cocoa
October 3, 2008, 01:05 AM
I learnt that you can add someone to you msn from msn and send them a message to yahoo.

Gwadinka
October 9, 2008, 12:10 PM
I learnt that stressing for something that has not happened yet is of no use at all.

Gwadinka
October 9, 2008, 12:31 PM
Facebook's creator is nothing like what I imagined. Hum and he's my age!

CyberCat
October 10, 2008, 12:36 PM
@ Manu: FOTFL DWL.

How about: "Impalin' Sarah"?

Or a western setting: "Three bulls for sister Sarah"?

leoandru
October 11, 2008, 01:01 AM
Oh and that the PRON industry is looking for a "Sarah Palin look-a-like" for some skin flick...lol.


http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/10/02/casting-news-sarah-palin-lookalike-needed-in-los-angeles/



LOOOL..... Suggested title names:


“In Palin We Thrust”
“Drill, Baby, Drill”
“Something Pale In Sarah”
“Nailin Palin”
“Palin screws America”
“Impalin’ Palin: Journey Into the Alaskan Pipeline”


and my personal favourite

“Lipstick on my Dipstick: Erection Day 2008″ :haha: :haha: :dwl: :dwl:
oh dat mad funny, I'll be sure to look out for those titles.. :rotflm:

flirt
October 11, 2008, 11:46 AM
I learnt that driving from Atlanta to Houston takes me 12hours........

homey
October 12, 2008, 08:18 AM
I learned that God is always looking out for me. I called on him right after opening my Sprint phone bill to see that my son the college student had racked up $1300.00 worth of charges on his cell phone bill.

After a one on one with God, I have calmed down. I called Sprint and was blessed to speak with a christian woman who removed 50% of the charges. The college boy was saved thanks to this blessing, these days it would be hard to be a youth in college with no cell phone.

Thank you Lord for teaching me the lesson in listening and trust. God will always answer when you call on him.

Manu
October 12, 2008, 11:50 AM
Bill Mayer's Real TIME on HBO is pretty interesting. Make that very interesting.


America has debt of 56 Trillion USD... which works out to $480,000 per household where the average income is $50,000 :icon_eek:

And the debt goes up 3 Trillion per year.

And that Sarah Palin is even dumber than I thought. Biden says it's patriotic to pay your taxes. Palin says no its not. Then you have dumbarses defending her by referring to the Boston Tea Party because Americans don't love to pay taxes. WHAT THE $%^&? Americans are really that stupid about their own history? It wasn't the tax that was the problem you numb nuts. It was the inability to conduct their own affairs....i.e. representation. They were paying taxes to a man a thousand miles away.... WTH? Jarno... America never ceases to amaze me.


Then you have people saying stuff like America shouldn't be subjected to all the stuff of the world... like treaties...Kyoto protocol and should be able to do as they want because they've been a super power for 50 years. WOW! I knew they thought it.... but to see the sheer arrogance of admitting it. :icon_eek:

This s election has been showing alot of people true colours.

Gwadinka
October 19, 2008, 09:29 AM
Swimming with palms is nice. I like it a lot.

leoandru
October 19, 2008, 01:03 PM
I learned that the first Sarah Palin porn video titled "Lisa Ann is Serra Paylin in "Who's Nailin' Paylin?". Was released yesterday ..

leoandru runs off to fire up azureus.. lol!

Manu
October 19, 2008, 06:38 PM
Leo.... email me the torrent :cool:

leoandru
October 19, 2008, 08:33 PM
manu check your email.

ramesh
October 24, 2008, 02:52 PM
I learnt that FoX News feels they have to "keep CNN honest".

ramesh
October 26, 2008, 07:28 PM
I learnt that the word Satan in the Bible comes from the Greek 'satanas' which means adversary, not devil. The word was used by Jesus to describe Peter at the time when Peter was trying to prevent Jesus from carrying out his destiny.

ramesh
November 11, 2008, 10:56 PM
Don't Hassel the Hoff .:icon_eek: :eusa_thin

Cocoa
November 11, 2008, 11:44 PM
Homey that was lovely! :)

I learned to never burn your bridges cause you may need to cross them again later on in life.

Oh I love those old bridges right now. :)

Gwadinka
November 15, 2008, 01:26 PM
I learnt that the man who gave birth in June is pregnant again.

ramesh
November 18, 2008, 07:11 PM
The Merneptah Stele in Egypt contains the earliest mention of the state of Israel.

Cocoa
November 18, 2008, 08:31 PM
That nothing you do is done in private.

Manu
November 20, 2008, 11:51 PM
That scientists consider lightning sprites living beings of different species :confused:

Brownsugar
November 23, 2008, 11:27 AM
Men are some funny creatures!
Also never go to the bathroom alone at this one club....they be lurkin..LMAO

Manu
November 25, 2008, 05:03 PM
That the route to fix our violence problem is not a better police force... or crime management plans... but to feed our children. :eusa_think


Interesting.... very very very interesting.

Gwadinka
November 28, 2008, 01:33 PM
I learnt that 'Pull up to the Bumper' is not originally by Patra (as I thought and believed) but by Grace Jones.

mystiqueone
December 4, 2008, 07:11 PM
That even when you study for an exam it still can be difficult to pass

Manu
December 4, 2008, 09:08 PM
To be a man... sometimes u first have to be a boy....

ramesh
December 5, 2008, 08:55 AM
Effective January 1, 2009, the threshold will be raised to $220,272. Individuals
will therefore be entitled to the following nil rate of tax:

$220,272/12……………………………………$18,356 monthly
$220,272/26…………………………………… $8,472 fortnightly
$220,272/52…………………………………….$4,236 weekly

mead
December 11, 2008, 04:30 PM
People tattooing their eye balls now, saw it on National Geo recently :icon_eek::eusa_sile

Kirby
December 11, 2008, 06:09 PM
How u mus tattoo ur eye ball ... wah if the needle slip ...

Manu
December 11, 2008, 09:33 PM
Wow... I learned so much today.
That the Kennedy's salt like corn pork. JFK wasn't as good a person as people suggested. He was liberal but with that he was a cheat and his father bought the election, and bought him into the navy... the medal he got was by default. The family never get the luck of the Irish at all. (Yes they were Irish immigrants).

I learned that they have found a way to seed marine clouds with salt particles. This will produce white clouds over our oceans and cause light to be reflected into space and slowdown our rate of global warming while we try and implement alternative energy since we're not doing it fast enough. Ofcourse there are concerns and ramifications... like lower light might reduce world food which is already scarce but oh well... collateral damage I suppose :rolleyes:

A deer tried to cross a channel and was washed away and two killer whales swam up beside it and provided support and carried to a point where it could swim to shore. This was in some harbour in northen Canada.

They have a satellite travelling at twice the speed of a bullet in space that was released in the 70s and has already passed pluto. It has welcome messages in different language along with information about our DNA and directions to find us in our solar system and it is expected to reach the edge of the universe in 27 million years.

A PULSAR is a pulsating star. A star that has been reduced in size and is extremely dense and sends out waves of energy in pulses. It is so dense that a pin-head amount would weigh millions of tons.

The crab nebula is an exploded star.

Time travel is equated with space travel. If we travel to the edge of the universe, we would still see the big bang taking place and galaxies are sparks from the explosion (Just to give you an idea of scale for the size of the explosion) and we are so far away from the explosion, we have developed into what we are today so in a few million trillion years, our solar system will be replaced by new ones from the big bang as our universe is dynamic and is continuously being created and destroyed... so I guess Universe is just one big ball of energy and we're just molecules transferring energy from one point to the next.

Manchester United is the most supported PREMIER LEAGUE club in the world... marginally more than Liverpool, then Arsenal, then Chelsea, then Manchester City. United is also the most supported football club in the world... greater than Madrid. United has a fanbase greater than 300 million worldwide. Most religions don't even have that. Henry is the most supported football player, then Beckham, Gerrard, Ronaldo and finally Eric Cantona.

Barcelona is the odds on favourite to win the Champions League this year, followed by United, then Liverpool, then Inter Milan, then Chelsea, then Arsenal, then Juventus and Real Madrid.

The sun starfish is the largest starfish in the world and is one meter wide and has 24 arms, rather than the usual 5 arms.

I think that's it for now :)

root_gal
December 17, 2008, 11:31 AM
Teenagers think they know everything.

Manu
December 18, 2008, 08:39 AM
That when a girl says "My sister come"... she means she is seeing her period...:confused:



WTF?!!! :eusa_eh:

Who the hell comes up with these stuff :eusa_wall

recursion
December 18, 2008, 08:52 AM
That when a girl says "My sister come"... she means she is seeing her period...:confused:



WTF?!!! :eusa_eh:

Who the hell comes up with these stuff :eusa_wall

I thought it was the Auntie from Red Hills

Manu
December 18, 2008, 10:49 AM
I thought it was the Auntie from Red Hills

Even that more clever than "Mi sister cum"....
Maybe if she was an only child.... but when u have 4 sisters....


W
T
F
!

Cocoa
December 19, 2008, 02:23 AM
That when a girl says "My sister come"... she means she is seeing her period...:confused:



WTF?!!! :eusa_eh:

Who the hell comes up with these stuff :eusa_wallYu late eh....the new one is "im seeing my bottom" :rotflm:

Manu
December 19, 2008, 09:34 AM
Seeing my bottom? LAWD!!! Whatever happened to "its that time of the month"..... sheesh!

Cocoa
December 20, 2008, 03:35 AM
Seeing my bottom? LAWD!!! Whatever happened to "its that time of the month"..... sheesh!:rofl: whatever happebed to "im on my period or menses"

Manu
January 13, 2009, 08:23 AM
That we have a political party in Jamaica named the "Jerusalem Bread Foundation"... and that the Governor General has resigned... and that an Adventist man is set to be his successor.... wtf!

mead
January 13, 2009, 12:37 PM
Year 2009 will be worst for allot of us than originally projected. Mass layoffs are coming, in literally EVERY sector in this country's economy and it's already started...

Manu
January 13, 2009, 07:50 PM
Digicel start.... soon to follow is LIME... then CLARO.... It has begun. Mr PM... where are the jobs jobs jobs? Although a nuh fi fault still... jah know... unu cann do better.

Cocoa
January 16, 2009, 02:11 PM
I learned today that Jamaica likkle but it nice. Cause right yah now the snow naw seh nutn.

ramesh
January 19, 2009, 01:35 PM
That the whole Obama - McCain Election was just a front for the greatest diamond caper in the Unitesd States. Operation "Stal the Hope" was apparently hatched 10 years ago in a little red neck town called South Park to gain access to the Oval Office which was the gateway to the Treasure Room where the diamond was kept.....

.... I watch too much TV. ;)

Master E
January 20, 2009, 12:06 PM
I'm not sure but I'm trying a "get not really rich" scheme I hope it works.

Brownsugar
January 28, 2009, 10:32 AM
Gettin what you want, only requires showin up for it! :P

Gwadinka
January 28, 2009, 11:42 AM
Being nice is usually good unless when it comes to real a*sses, then it becomes pure stupidity.

Manu
January 28, 2009, 02:47 PM
That from money can become between you and a friend... you shouldn't be surprised when something far less petty strains the so called "rekindle" friendship.

Kirby
January 28, 2009, 05:49 PM
Money can come btwn frenz? I mean real frenz ... ?

Cocoa
February 5, 2009, 10:46 PM
The earth doesn't open up to take you away in times of trouble.

mead
February 6, 2009, 07:12 AM
The earth doesn't open up to take you away in times of trouble.

or moments of great embarrassment, although you wish it would:eusa_pray

Cocoa
February 6, 2009, 07:41 PM
or moments of great embarrassment, although you wish it would:eusa_prayYu seet.


I learned today that some American teenagers tink dem a big ooman and is intimidated by a younger person like them.

Manu
February 7, 2009, 05:02 PM
That there is actually a team worse than the Windies.... :confused:

ramesh
February 7, 2009, 07:34 PM
That there is actually a team worse than the Windies.... :confused: You mean England? They've always been like that. :p :rotflm:

mead
February 9, 2009, 07:54 AM
Sending threats is a really effective way to get people's coorporation , especially people who have yuh money and nuh waa pay up.

Brownsugar
February 9, 2009, 05:00 PM
Its raining on Wednesday!
Im working on Saturday (all day)

Manu
February 10, 2009, 08:21 AM
Chris Brown is just like his namesake Bobbie Brown and laid the smack down on Rihanna because she allegedly gave the dude Herpes. Now Mrs. Knowles-Carter should probably do a test herself. :eusa_whis

leoandru
February 10, 2009, 09:38 AM
that Christianity is one of the most perverted system that has ever shone on man.

root_gal
February 10, 2009, 12:57 PM
Chris Brown is just like his namesake Bobbie Brown and laid the smack down on Rihanna because she allegedly gave the dude Herpes. Now Mrs. Knowles-Carter should probably do a test herself. :eusa_whis

LOL, how you so mix up? That story isn't even worth repeating. Herpes? That is some message board made up story. I don't think he gave her a beat down just like that though. There are reports that he was defending himself. But we'll see how the story develops.

Cocoa
February 10, 2009, 04:09 PM
that Christianity is one of the most perverted system that has ever shone on man.Why is it a system though?

Manu
February 11, 2009, 12:06 PM
LOL, how you so mix up? That story isn't even worth repeating. Herpes? That is some message board made up story. I don't think he gave her a beat down just like that though. There are reports that he was defending himself. But we'll see how the story develops.

Defending himself?? From that likkle ting? Till him craw her up, bust her lip, bite her and black and blue her arms and face? Are you for real? Maybe if his gf was Mo'Nique.... but lil ol' Rih Rih.... naw. That was a beat down! Plus when he turned himself in, they were no reports of him showing physical damages so what kinda defending is that?

root_gal
February 11, 2009, 10:45 PM
Defending himself?? From that likkle ting? Till him craw her up, bust her lip, bite her and black and blue her arms and face? Are you for real? Maybe if his gf was Mo'Nique.... but lil ol' Rih Rih.... naw. That was a beat down! Plus when he turned himself in, they were no reports of him showing physical damages so what kinda defending is that?

I heard that she was a bit crazy and jealous and she regularly hit him as well. I feel sorry for Chris because his career is what is getting the real beating.

root_gal
February 12, 2009, 09:15 AM
There are now advertisements in the posts on Caribyard. Isn't advertising becoming a bit invasive now? Research topic perhaps....?

Brownsugar
March 3, 2009, 05:38 PM
My hard work pays off and I'm finally back on track!!

Manu
March 4, 2009, 12:10 PM
I heard that she was a bit crazy and jealous and she regularly hit him as well. I feel sorry for Chris because his career is what is getting the real beating.


I don't feel sorry for him. A man should be a man in situations like this. If he can't handle her abuse, so to speak, then leave the relationship. Don't retaliate. And since they were together for publicity sake, that extra buck that he was trying earn through appearances is now in jeopardy so in the end, it wasn't worth it. If he had just left before, he would still have his image, his dignity, his contracts and his fans. Serve him right! I'm not taking sides with her though because she instigated it. Not every man can walk away from being hit by a woman and she pushed and pushed and got her reward so serve her right too... even though hitting a woman is still wrong. She had to have to known that there was a distinct possibility that one day, after prolonged abuse, she would get a serious beat down.


What did I learn today?

Hmmm.... Nothing new really.... except that some of our members are more closed minded than I thought...

Brownsugar
March 25, 2009, 09:56 PM
In time everything worth having will happen! :) YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WasteLandSoldier4Lyfe
March 25, 2009, 11:36 PM
I learned that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, my daughter has issues lol

Manu
March 26, 2009, 09:25 AM
The CEO of the NRCA has the power to lock up the Prime Minister


You only own the top 1m of the land you purchase. This means that if they find oil under your house, the government is not obliged to pay you for it. Its not yours. Its the crowns'!

Brownsugar
March 26, 2009, 11:01 AM
I learned that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, my daughter has issues lol
:haha:


Wait for your son to kick in! :haha:

CyberCat
March 28, 2009, 01:52 PM
The CEO of the NRCA has the power to lock up the Prime Minister


You only own the top 1m of the land you purchase. This means that if they find oil under your house, the government is not obliged to pay you for it. Its not yours. Its the crowns'!

So what about if you discover oil - say 20m down - that you sell off the top 19m, 1m at a time (each is yours) and then you claim the oil?

root_gal
March 31, 2009, 09:08 AM
Grad school doesn't have honors at graduation. What's the point of it all? :rolleyes:

ramesh
March 31, 2009, 09:49 AM
Grad school doesn't have honors at graduation. What's the point of it all? :rolleyes: The new teaching policy is not to give awards so that the ones who don't get awards are not traumatised or reprimanded by their parents for failing. Not to say this is the case in your situation......I think the policy is called "no child left behind"?

Gwadinka
March 31, 2009, 04:25 PM
That there's a new tendency of sequestrating CEOs or managers that may explain why big companies 'd rather not come in this country. And they say we are the violent ones.

bernie
March 31, 2009, 07:26 PM
Though it's good to be humble, kind and mannerly, ppl tend to treat you like sh*t if they find that you are.

ramesh
March 31, 2009, 10:41 PM
Operation Primate Spear Gun involved fictional monkeys from Morocco. ... ;)

Gwadinka
May 25, 2009, 03:04 PM
That there is a school of prostitution in Belgium.

ramesh
May 25, 2009, 04:46 PM
That during 867 - 1049 the Catholic Churches Popes were called a porn*cracy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porn*cracy) because:


During this period, the Popes were influenced strongly by a powerful aristocratic family, the Theophylacti, and their relatives.[citation needed] They were in particular under the influence of powerful women (though not prostitutes), especially Theodora and her daughter Marozia. It is widely believed[by whom?] that Marozia was the concubine of Pope Sergius III and the mother of Pope John XI. She was also accused of arranging the murder of Pope John X (who had originally been nominated for office by Theodora) in order to secure the elevation of her current favourite as Pope Leo VI.[citation needed]

Brownsugar
May 27, 2009, 09:07 PM
How to save 67 cents per gallon on water! :D

mead
June 5, 2009, 05:50 PM
I remember posting some information a few years ago about the effect of having older brothers on one's sexual orientation (http://www.caribyard.com/forums/showthread.php?p=107335&highlight=older+brother+effect#post107335)


Chances of been gay:
"the older brother effect."

The other day I was reading a 60 minutes article titled “The Science of Sexual Orientation”.

What I learned was that, there is a well establish theory called "the older brother effect”. The theory states that “the more older brothers a man has, the greater that man's chance of being gay”. This influence according to the theory occurs in the mothers womb! The reason for this however is not very clear.
If this comes as a shock to you, you’re not alone. But it turns out it’s one of the most solid findings in this field, demonstrated in study after study.
And the numbers are significant: “for every older brother a man has his chances of being gay increase by one third. Older sisters make no difference, and there's no corresponding effect for lesbians”.
So base on the theory if you are male and have a lot of older brothers your chances of been gay is significantly higher than the general population.

Well, I just came across this 60 minutes video, its the same story I was referring to:

Youngest Brother Has the Highest Chance To Be Gay (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_bfVvo3dd8&feature=related)

weird eh?

Manu
June 12, 2009, 10:02 AM
That Popes had FEMALE concubines... :o

Manu
June 12, 2009, 10:04 AM
And in reference to Mead's post... am an only child :D

ramesh
June 15, 2009, 02:17 PM
We need to have a virtual party....! Who has the drinks? :)

ramesh
July 6, 2009, 01:03 PM
I learned this a long time ago, but it seems certain heads of countries don't....

If you are a head of government in a country and have been deposed and exiled, DO NOT EVER return to your country if you wish to live a long and happy life, unless you are carrying an army with you. Just leave it alone....

Manu
July 7, 2009, 08:03 PM
Michael Jackson ate KFC...

bernie
July 8, 2009, 11:15 PM
Michael Jackson confessed that he didn't want to be buried and wanted to live forever

Brownsugar
July 9, 2009, 10:06 AM
Michael Jackson confessed that he didn't want to be buried and wanted to live forever:icon_eek:

Sigh! He cyah be serious!

root_gal
September 7, 2009, 06:24 PM
I rule the world.............................

Manu
September 8, 2009, 04:16 PM
Imagine that! :eusa_thin

Cocoa
September 16, 2009, 10:26 PM
I learnt that Serena got a $10k fine.

Manu
September 17, 2009, 02:52 PM
That Swayze dead, Rhone dead, Federer lost... the new world trade center building is a dimensional portal.... and that there will be 3 significant eclipses in 2012.

ramesh
October 10, 2009, 08:20 PM
The Afar Depression (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afar_Depression) is a rift along the eastern section of Africa separating the Somalian African Plate from the Nubian African Plate and, when complete, will create a new ocean and island:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5a/EAfrica.gif

Manu
October 11, 2009, 02:00 PM
So Africa splitting? You know Jamaica is moving too right? Our strategic positioning in the shipping lanes will be a thing of the past in the future. I don't remember to where. I think it's East-North-East.

Gwadinka
November 5, 2009, 01:31 PM
I learnt that you can open a bottle of wine with a shoe when you don't have a screwdriver.

BlackCryptoKnight
November 5, 2009, 06:34 PM
I learnt that you can open a bottle of wine with a shoe when you don't have a screwdriver.

How do you do that? :eusa_thin

Manu
November 5, 2009, 08:53 PM
I learnt that you can open a bottle of wine with a shoe when you don't have a screwdriver.

Screwdriver?

Or Corkscrew?

Gwadinka
November 6, 2009, 05:52 AM
Thanks Manu, a corkscrew indeed... I just remembered that there was screw somewhere in the word.

Brownsugar
November 9, 2009, 07:53 PM
Cats can become very annoying and demanding all at once!

Sophis
November 10, 2009, 12:34 AM
Cannot move a workseet into a shared document in excel.. And i can't get it to work either!!

Manu
November 12, 2009, 01:37 AM
Too much to share...


Sigh....


One off the top...

There is an animated series name NINJAMAICA!

Brownsugar
November 23, 2009, 09:31 AM
My professor is so proud of me! *blushes* Couldn't ask for nothing more right now! Well maybe just one thing...lmao

Manu
November 25, 2009, 02:00 AM
E10 is less efficient than conventional gasoline.

ramesh
December 16, 2009, 06:16 AM
Make it click. Lives depend on it.