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*_JIGGA_*
February 16, 2007, 06:49 PM
GIRLS!!!


When a GIRL is quiet, Millions of things are running in her mind.

When a GIRL is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a GIRL looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is
wondering how long you will be around.

When a GIRL answers "I'm fine" after a few seconds, she is
not at all fine.

When a GIRL stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a GIRL lays on your chest, she is wishing for you to be
hers forever.

When a GIRL wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a GIRL says I love you, She means it.

When a GIRL says, "I miss you," No one in this world can miss you
more than that!!


"GIRLS" are all this true, cuz i'm a prentist?...:rolleyes:
Twinkie
February 16, 2007, 09:30 PM
yees! very true, i do wanna get pampered when I call you 33 times for the day. i'm saying pamper me, pamper me!! PAMPER ME muthaf&*#$er!!
acidblade
February 16, 2007, 09:56 PM
yees! very true, i do wanna get pampered when I call you 33 times for the day. i'm saying pamper me, pamper me!! PAMPER ME muthaf&*#$er!!

its bad that i don't pray often but i think i will sunday coming and put lil twinkie in my prayers. :(
Twinkie
February 17, 2007, 03:42 PM
Aww gee hunny, I thought you sed the love dead. Or is just pity this?
nuhsenutten
June 18, 2007, 02:46 PM
prentist

thats the first ime i ever saw that word spelt
acidblade
June 18, 2007, 03:12 PM
Aww gee hunny, I thought you sed the love dead. Or is just pity this?

how mi neva see this :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
root_gal
June 18, 2007, 04:33 PM
When a GIRL is quiet, millions of things are running through her stomach. . .diarrhea is not something to gab on and on about.

When a GIRL is not arguing, she is asleep or dead.

When a GIRL looks at you with eyes full of questions, she wants a damn answer.

When a GIRL answers "I'm fine" after a few seconds, she really is fine and wants you to STFU and stop asking.

When a GIRL stares at you, she is wondering why you think you are smarter than she is cause she knows your lying a$5 is lying.

When a GIRL lays on your chest, she is trying to find exactly where your heart is so she can run a knife through it if you ever mess up.

When a GIRL wants to see you everyday, she is horny.

When a GIRL says I love you, she is horny.

When a GIRL says, "I miss you," she is horny.
This is more like it.
acidblade
June 18, 2007, 05:00 PM
When a GIRL wants to see you everyday, she is horny.

When a GIRL says I love you, she is horny.

When a GIRL says, "I miss you," she is horny.

:sold: :icon_lol:
jamerican
June 18, 2007, 05:46 PM
Root_gal we need more peeps like you.
Manu
June 18, 2007, 11:04 PM
If only she were serious... :rolleyes:
acidblade
June 18, 2007, 11:07 PM
If only she were serious... :rolleyes:

how u know she not serious? cause u can't smell her fart? :rotflm:


sorry :(
Manu
June 18, 2007, 11:42 PM
Care to tell me what she had for lunch then Acid? :rolleyes:


If you're lost... see her "what did you learn today" post about "farts".

Make like Toucan Sam and "follow your nooooooooooose!"
root_gal
June 19, 2007, 12:03 AM
If only she were serious... :rolleyes:

Why wouldn't I be serious? Please don't tell me that you buy into all that 'every girl is emotionally retarded' crap. :thumbsdown:


how u know she not serious? cause u can't smell her fart? :rotflm:


sorry


Care to tell me what she had for lunch then Acid?


If you're lost... see her "what did you learn today" post about "farts".

Make like Toucan Sam and "follow your nooooooooooose!"



*wonders how me and my farting get into this* :eusa_thin I'm used to strange things, but this one surprised me :icon_eek:.

*Let's a big, smelly one rip inside the thread then runs away* :eusa_shif
tiffany
June 19, 2007, 12:18 AM
omg.. i want to be just like root_gal when i grow up....
i think the combination of Jigga's and Rootie's are true..
root_gal
June 19, 2007, 12:26 AM
omg.. i want to be just like root_gal when i grow up....


:icon_redf :D

Eat lots of beans and you too will be able let go some pretty deadly ones ;):icon_mrgr
Manu
June 19, 2007, 12:45 AM
I don't know how acid come up with fart.... well now that I think about it.... not that far fetched afterall.

No I think every girl has the tendency to be emotionally retarded. Women who don't exhibit this trait learned to do so... like men learning to be monogamous.
*_JIGGA_*
June 19, 2007, 09:43 AM
omg.. i want to be just like root_gal when i grow up....
i think the combination of Jigga's and Rootie's are true..


WHAT...:eusa_eh::confused:

I guess am not an ugly duckling nemore!

*Ma head iz like twice da size now...:rolleyes:*

Ne-whoo rooty hit tha nail on it's head...http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/aktion/action-smiley-064.gif;)