Text messages

[kid fuzz]

what are the best text messages u people have ever got

[RachieBabie]

I MISS U HUNI... come on over to my place.... lets wine an dine an have a good time

(only to find out i was not the intended recipient)

[Kirby]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... u got pwnt... lool

[*_JIGGA_*]

When i got tha' text 4rm guinness promotion that i won $200 free credit...& then them suck it offf back...:thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

[Kirby]

When i got tha' text 4rm guinness promotion that i won $200 free credit...& then them suck it offf back...:thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:
LOL ... hahahaha:dwl:

[kid fuzz]

boi u salt...u should have start making calls

[Arch_Angel]

LOL ... hahahaha:dwl: So all you are in this thread to do is laugh after people post? :eusa_thin

[kid fuzz]

i was actually expecting kirby to post a text the he receive but i guess him nuh get none

[NEFERTITI]

when my boo sent me a text saying that he loves me and miss me.:eusa_danc :eusa_danc

[Manu]

The AIDS one....lol.

I just found out that someone you had sex with has A.I.D.S. but don't worry, I just save a bunch of money by switching to Gieco. Lol.. it was from one of those friends you hardly hear from, or roll with so I took it serious until I finished reading it.

[acidblade]

"baby are u coming over tonight?, i'm feeling horny"

[BlackCryptoKnight]

The AIDS one....lol.

I just found out that someone you had sex with has A.I.D.S. but don't worry, I just save a bunch of money by switching to Gieco. Lol.. it was from one of those friends you hardly hear from, or roll with so I took it serious until I finished reading it.

:dwl: Yuh wretch yuh!

[Manu]

That's not nice BlackCryptoKnight :(

[Manu]

And why Acid Blade have to make everybody know him getting laid?

[acidblade]

And why Acid Blade have to make everybody know him getting laid?


what are the best text messages u people have ever got

:eusa_hand :eusa_hand

[Manu]

And who in here who don't have a ooman or have had relations with a ooman never received a text from one saying them need servicing? If that's the best text you've gotten then your life limited my youth. Jeez man... first it was funny... now it's just flipping lame.

[BlackCryptoKnight]

That's not nice BlackCryptoKnight :(

Sorry. It's just that if all you people who were "caught" by that email were behaving yourselves properly, you wouldn't have needed to be frightened. Somebody I know got that txt, and when he did, he was a basket case. Turns out, it was his dad that sent it. :hysteria:

[BlackCryptoKnight]

And who in here who don't have a ooman or have had relations with a ooman never received a text from one saying them need servicing? If that's the best text you've gotten then your life limited my youth. Jeez man... first it was funny... now it's just flipping lame.

Manu, take it down a notch. You are over-reacting.

[Manu]

Manu, take it down a notch. You are over-reacting.


Maybe I am... but it doesn't take away from the fact that he is always proclaiming his prowess with the ladies and blah blah. If he was as good as he said he was... he would have no need to be blowing tooting his own **** horn. And even when the ladies make the remark... him just keep quiet. Then again, it boils down to exposure and maturity and he seems to be lacking in both. And y u edit mi line bout if him new to female genitalia?


And now back to our regular programming.



Another good text I got was this weird one....

About the phone being disguised as an alien doing unnatural things to your fingers. The text was structured in a way that you wouldn't have guessed that's where it was heading. Caught me off guard and I dropped the phone.

[BlackCryptoKnight]

Maybe I am... but it doesn't take away from the fact that he is always proclaiming his prowess with the ladies and blah blah. If he was as good as he said he was... he would have no need to be blowing tooting his own **** horn. And even when the ladies make the remark... him just keep quiet. Then again, it boils down to exposure and maturity and he seems to be lacking in both.
You seem to have some issues to work out with AB. Take it offline nuh? Besides, you don't behave much differently than AB. You also talk about your exploits, and do your own self promotion. It kinda looking like you might be a little jealous still ...


Best text msgs I got were from wifey.

[Manu]

You seem to have some issues to work out with AB. Take it offline nuh? Besides, you don't behave much differently than AB. You also talk about your exploits, and do your own self promotion. It kinda looking like you might be a little jealous still ...


Best text msgs I got were from wifey.

Lol? Jealous. Well caan stop a man from having them opinion still. I regret my exploits BCK. While I enjoyed them, I feel I'm missing out on something alot deeper. My exploits are just talking about my past.


Before you say anything AB, yes I'm jealous. I'm jealous that you are having all the sex I can't have and never will have. There I said it.... boo hoo hoo! Some of y'all just so superificial.


In keeping with the thread, there is always that monkey one. I think they're two of them. One with monkey having sex and one about uglying baboob reading this text.

[acidblade]

LOL a wah do him sah :haha:

[BlackCryptoKnight]

Aye caramba. :rolleyes:

[Gillion]

I see issues .... lots of issues

[Bahama Mama]

Never gotten a text message, because I have never had a cell phone.

[Manu]

You need tissue... lots of tissue.. to wipe away all that proverbial stain from your proverbial mouth....lol :icon_mrgr



Just messing Gilly... carry on!

[Gillion]

Well, what can I say ?

[Kirby]

So all you are in this thread to do is laugh after people post? :eusa_thin

Yup... thats all ill do ... but now the thread kinda messed up nothin to laugh about....


i was actually expecting kirby to post a text the he receive but i guess him nuh get none

Dnt worry about that ... I jus dnt want to post ne of the txts i recieved that i remember....

[root_gal]

"Hi".................................................. ....

[RachieBabie]

Please Call Me........

[smiles]

Please Call Me (From a CW phone)

[bernie]

"You have insufficient credit to continue this session."

[smiles]

"You have insufficient credit to continue this session."

LOL is me did sen u that one.. nuh tru?

[bernie]

LOL is me did sen u that one.. nuh tru?

Chances are...after all, the sender was under the alias 'Banana Lady' :confused:

[acidblade]

Chances are...after all, the sender was under the alias 'Banana Lady' :confused:

:rotflm: :dwl: :rofl: :haha:

[smiles]

'Banana Lady' :confused:

OMG What have I gotten myself into?